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Miss Reef Chile 2012 of the Day

These are some serious asses. My God. I love a hot ass. They mesmorize and amaze. They make all other asses useless, boring, long and flat, deflated, lazy, uninteresting, a waste of time, even many or disgusting….But these reef asses are good…I could stare at these asses for days…..which is convenient cuz I’m unemployed and have nothing else to do.

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Lucy Hale Ass in Shorts of the Day

I have a jean short fetish….and not like a gay club kid in the 90s gone roller skating kinda way…. but in a bitches look amazing no matter how fat their asses are in a short, tight, pair of jean shorts… I don’t know who this Lucy Hale chick is, but she’s 22 and on some ABC bullshit…but more importantly she is not only wearing jean shorts…but she’s also posing with jean shorts..catering to my whole country girl, farmer’s daughter, Daisy Duke wearing, inbreeding after coming home from a bowling tournament in my small town to fuck my stepdaughter with my team in our trailer park fetish…..

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Random hot asses

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Nicki Minaj Slutting Out in a New Fat Ass Video of the Day

Nicki Minaj is the biggest thing in music, literally. See she’s got an ass so fat, other bitches with fat asses are standing next to her to make their asses look less fat. I’m talking to you Britney Spears. Guys for some reason find this a good thing, I haven’t figured out why, maybe cuz I have a small penis and can’t work around that kind of obstacle. But then again, maybe it’s cuz I like my asses 18, small yet real round and firm to the touch…. Never bought the J.Lo bullshit. Never bought the Kardashian Bullshit. And this bullshit puts them to fucking shame…so watch the video, laugh, cry, do what you gotta do. I just know I didn’t bother with it. But it’s not about me. It’s about Nicki Minaj. To See the Video FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Lindsay Lohan In Sexy Knee High Socks

I’m not going to lie, I think it’s great that Lindsay Lohan is trying to bring back the high socks look . Back when I was teen I remember that this style was popular for a year and I loved it then, and I love it even more now. Let’s hope it catches on. If it does, you can bet your asses that I’ll be hanging out blogging at the bus shelter near my local community college. more pictures of Lindsay Lohan here

Brooke Hogan Gives Us A Sneak Peek

Here’s Brooke Hogan at some dance studio auditioning dancers for no doubt something that nobody gives a crap about. It’s funny because I was also out last night auditioning some very talented dancers for several different positions all of which involve their asses and my lap. I’ll be back at it tonight, that’s how dedicated I am to this. I somehow doubt that Brooke is doing the same thing, but at least we get a little peek down her top and at her trashy thong. Enjoy. more pictures of Brooke Hogan here

Heidi Montag Plastic Surgery Bikini of the Day

I feel like a clown in the Heidi Montag circus everytime I acknowledge she exists. She is a fucking idiot and the only thing her existance proves is how giving a young girl with low self esteem a reality TV show that blows up is a bad idea and ruins people. I guess she also proves that you can buy yourself a set of stupid tits and other procedures to make you look more like an 1990s Playboy bombshell Poison groupie, but I’ve been seeing bitches pull that shit for decades and it is alway uninteresting, uninspired and boring…. The only funny thing about all this is that she’s 90 percent of the way to a solid porn career, I’m just not sure how she’ll spin it to her fake Christian faith she always pulls, but I guess at that point she’ll just be so desperate for attention and probably addicted to meds in desperate need for money that she’ll probably forget that lie she once pulled when she thought people gave a fuck about her….but I’m pretty sure no one ever did… She’s a pig of a human…and here are her stupid fake tits and her “scooped back” to make her look like she’s got ass and the whole thing is pretty much everything wrong in our society. Pics via PacificCoastNews

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Heidi Montag Plastic Surgery Bikini of the Day

Maria Menounos with a Blck Dude in Twitter Bikini Pictrures of the Day

The nice thing about greek girls is that they are built to take huge cock in their ass. It’s got something to do with evolution or some shit, since all their ancestors used to fuck each other up the ass, to the point where they now have natural lubricants in their asses that make getting fucked up the ass more than just tolerable it makes fucking them up the ass the same as fucking them up the pussy only with a little more shit smell….but being able to take most cock with ease can be a curse for a bitch, it makes her need the biggest cock she can find, because sometimes the pain is what you’re lookin’ for when you beg for anal…and if it always feels good to a bitch…she’s gotta step up what she’s inserting and I can only assume that’s what Maria Menounos is pulling here with this Jamal…but what the fuck do I know…

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Canada Responds

We may have defeated them in hockey, but they kick our asses in socialized health care. View

Fox to Beck: Maybe You Should Cut Back on the Gold a Little?

Something’s gone terribly wrong at Fox News —they keep responding to criticism as if it’s valid! Someone at the network sent a letter to Glenn Beck wondering why he’s always constantly shilling for gold. Recently, Fox has begun actually acknowledging mistakes , responding to satirical criticism , apologizing for errors, , and even promising to stop lying all the time.

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Fox to Beck: Maybe You Should Cut Back on the Gold a Little?