It's the only question that matters when surfing around Tinder? LEFT OR RIGHT? Based on the profile of a potential mate, users must decide whether they approve of their fellow user by swiping right… or disapprove by swiping left, hoping never to come across this latter type of individual again. We've collected a bunch of Tinder profiles below, all of which actually exist and all of which people uploaded in the hopes of winning members of the opposite sex over. But we somehow doubt these will work… 1. Oh, Jesus Any time you asked him to “nail” down a date, he’d probably get scared and run away. 2. This is Funny But also potentially dangerous. Run, fellas. RUN! 3. This is Not Funny Just scary. 4. This is Very Specific Maybe a little too specific? 5. Just Think of Miss Piggy’s Reaction She’ll be PISSED. 6. Comedy? Yes. Dressing up like a viking? No. View Slideshow
We’re just starting to feel bad for Scott Disick at this point. Following reports that stated Disick remains a hot mess who often drunk dials, despite numerous attempts at rehab, TMZ now claims to have evidence that Scott has fallen off the wagon. Again. The troubled reality star was spotted at a club called Up&Down in New York City Tuesday, throwing back one beer after another, according to others at the establishment. TMZ says Disick partied at Fetty Wap’s table after the rapper performed, with alcohol in his hand pretty much all evening. Just two nights later, meanwhile, Disick was also out and about, time time hitting up clubs and bars with hot models by his side. We somehow doubt such a move will endear him to Kourtney Kardashian . Disick is allegedly still trying to get back together with his three-time baby mama, who kicked his sorry rear end to the curb last summer amidst allegations of infidelity. And it’s clear there’s at least some kind of window open here, considering Kardashian is allowing Disick to co-parent the ex-couple’s three kids… provided he remains clean and sober. Might these latest incidents change that arrangement? If so, we do feel bad for Scott. But we really feel bad for Mason, Penelope and Reign. Their dad has some pretty serious issues. View Slideshow: The Good, The Bad, The Lord: 21 Times Scott Disick Owned Reality TV
Justin Bieber is rich and famous. He’s living out his dream as a musician and he has supermodels throwing themselves at him everywhere he turns. But Justin Bieber would not wish his life upon his worst enemy. The artist actually says this in the latest issue of NME. “I feel isolated,” Bieber tells the magazine, explaining why: “You’re in your hotel room and there are fans all around, paparazzi following you everywhere, and it gets intense. When you can’t go anywhere or do anything alone you get depressed. “I would not wish this upon anyone.” We don’t doubt life as a celebrity has its fault… but easy there, Justin. Do you really expect everyday folks to break out their violins because your fans can sometimes be too adoring? You just took a selfie with Jennifer Aniston . Life could be worse. “People see the glam and the amazing stuff, but they don’t know the other side. This life can rip you apart,” he shares. “I watched the Amy Winehouse documentary on the plane and I had tears in my eyes because I could see what the media was doing to her, how they were treating her. Just like Winehouse – who died of a drug overdose at age 27 – Bieber says people find it “funny” to continually “poke” him and “[push]” him down until there’s no more of himself. View Slideshow: 17 Shocking Justin Bieber Facts Bieber, of course, had himself a pretty tough 2014. He saw his reputation destroyed as a result of a DUI arrest… many loud parties… numerous examples of reckless driving… harassment of photographers… the time he hurled an egg at a neighbor … and the time he peed in a restaurant mop bucket . Justin has mostly taken responsibility for these actions in the past. But not so much here. “It’s because of the way the ‘Justin Bieber brand’ was portrayed,” he explains by way of blame for his troubles. “I was a wholesome pop star who was so amazing who had nice hair and a f-ckin image that no one could ever live up to. “So when all this happened people were like, ‘Woah, let’s rip him apart.'” But wait! Bieber gets even more ridiculous. Look at who he compares himself to next. View Slideshow: 15 Times Justin Bieber Has Apologized for Being an Idiot “If you see Gandhi roll up a blunt, it’s different to seeing Ryan Gosling roll up a blunt. You wouldn’t give Ryan Gosling a hard time,” Bieber says. Yes, Justin Bieber really did just compare himself to Mahatma Gandhi, while simultaneously insinuating that Mahatma Gandhi has rolled up some blunts. We’re not sure which half of that statement is more absurd.
We'll be honest: we're not completely sure what's taking place in this Jennifer Lawrence video. We know it was filmed on behalf of her cover story for the December 2015 issue of Vogue and we know it's set in the country. But it opens with Lawrence talking in an accent, introducing herself as other A-List actress… and it later includes Lawrence comparing the act of feeding a horse to going on a date with her. It's a tad bit confusing overall, but that doesn't make it any less awesome. Because it's pretty much just Jennifer Lawrence being Jennifer Lawrence; unfettered, gorgeous, goofy, down to earth, weird, funny… a mixture of all the reasons we absolutely adore Jennifer Lawrence . Heck, at one point she shakes her head and hair in concert with the horse in front of her. Lawrence, of course, is about to star in The Hunger Games: Mockingjay – Part 2. It hits theaters around the nation on November 20 and Lawrence will be hitting up every talk show she possibly can in promotion. Oh, yes, we'll be seeing plenty of Jennifer Lawrence in the lead-up to this blockbuster… and then again in promotion of her winter drama, Joy. But we somehow doubt anyone is complaining over this fact. The world could use as much Jennifer Lawrence as it can get, especially when she's imitating other stars and interacting with horses and apples. You must watch this video.
Jennifer Lawrence has a new, very short haircut . So the Catching Fire star can expect to receive a lot of feedback, both positive and negative, from those in the fashion world as a result. But we somehow doubt she’ll give a flying… you know what. At a fan Q&A session yesterday, the Oscar winner was asked by an audience member what she thinks of E!’s Fashion Police and others who spend their time judging a star by his or her looks and she gave a very simple response: “Screw those people.” You tell ’em, J. Law! Watch this video for her full reply: Jennifer Lawrence Slams The Fashion Police
Kelly Osbourne is engaged, excited and probably having trouble picking her left hand up right about now. That’s because the TV personality and self-proclaimed celebrity fashion expert has posted a photo of her engagement ring online… and it’s certainly not small! “Loving my new manicure,” Osbourne wrote as a caption to the following photo yesterday, although we somehow doubt her nails are the first thing people will notice here, as unique as they look: Osbourne has been engaged to 29-year-old vegan baker Matthew Mosshart for six months, but didn’t go public with the news until mid-July. He bought her a custom-made Tiffany’s ring and proposed in Anguilla. “I designed [the ring] to look like an earring that my father wore when I was little,” the daughter of Black Sabbath rocker Ozzy Osbourne told Us Weekly . “I used to hold my finger up to his ear when I was little and say, ‘I want a ring like that.’ Now I have one!” And a very nice one at that.
Despite her confident claims on Twitter, police have determined that Amanda Bynes was NOT sexually harassed by any members of its force last Thursday night prior to her arrest. The troubled actress responded to her booking for disorderly conduced by alleging an officer ” slapped [her] vagina ” and has since added that she plans to sue the department . But the NYPD has now responded with a statement that reads: “Internal Affairs investigators have found no evidence to corroborate Ms. Bynes’ allegations. To the contrary, a credible civilian witness who was with the officers throughout told investigators that none touched Ms. Bynes inappropriately or otherwise engaged in misconduct at any time.” Call us (or her , to be more accurate) crazy, but we somehow doubt this release will quiet Amanda’s Twitter account. In her most recent online rant, Bynes denied slamming Rihanna and referred to herself as a “model citizen” who is allergic to marijuana and alcohol.
On vacation this week in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil, Kim Kardashian and Kanye West strolled past the iconic Christ the Redeemer statue. Did they snap photos like any regular, respectful tourist? Tweet their affection for Lord and Savior? Or actually strike the same pose as Jesus Christ Himself? Do we really need to tell you the answer? The Kim Kardashian baby bump is definitely prominent in the above photo, but we somehow doubt it’s the aspect most readers will focus on. What do you think of this act? Kim and Kanye posing like Jesus is… So funny! So, so, so wrong! View Poll »
Give Kendall Jenner credit for aiming high. And then try not to laugh at her for aiming way, way, way too high. At a party in Los Angeles this week celebrating her and sister Kyle’s Seventeen Magazine cover (seriously, must this family throw a party for every conceivable occasion?!?), the 16-year old shared with E! News her career ambitions. “I want to be the next Gisele B
Give Kendall Jenner credit for aiming high. And then try not to laugh at her for aiming way, way, way too high. At a party in Los Angeles this week celebrating her and sister Kyle’s Seventeen Magazine cover (seriously, must this family throw a party for every conceivable occasion?!?), the 16-year old shared with E! News her career ambitions. “I want to be the next Gisele B
