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Emily Ratajkowski Is The Queen

As you know Emily Ratajkowski is the “Queen of Instagram” and every week she provides her followers with some of the best content around. I can never get enough of her. If only she could update 5 times a day, that would be awesome. I’d probably get sore, but it would be well worth it.            

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Time To Get A…Life? Malika Tells Khloe She’s Neglecting Her For Tristan On KUWTK [Video]

Reminder: Malika is Khloe’s bestie and the twin with no husband, no kids, and a questionable job. Time to probably get the hint, girl. Continue reading

19 Tinder Profiles That’ll Make You Swipe Left. HARD.

It's the only question that matters when surfing around Tinder? LEFT OR RIGHT? Based on the profile of a potential mate, users must decide whether they approve of their fellow user by swiping right… or disapprove by swiping left, hoping never to come across this latter type of individual again. We've collected a bunch of Tinder profiles below, all of which actually exist and all of which people uploaded in the hopes of winning members of the opposite sex over. But we somehow doubt these will work… 1. Oh, Jesus Any time you asked him to “nail” down a date, he’d probably get scared and run away. 2. This is Funny But also potentially dangerous. Run, fellas. RUN! 3. This is Not Funny Just scary. 4. This is Very Specific Maybe a little too specific? 5. Just Think of Miss Piggy’s Reaction She’ll be PISSED. 6. Comedy? Yes. Dressing up like a viking? No. View Slideshow

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Chloe Grace Moretz Underdeveloped Tits of the Day

I used to sext a girl who wanted to get breast implants because her tits stopped developing when she was 12, apparently it’s called “TUBULAR” Breasts or something, it’s a thing…. I was still more than happy to stare at her tits in videos of her inserting things in her ass….she was 20…I was in my 40s…I mean…how could I hate that gold… I love tits of all sizes, and levels of developed, so long as the host body is 18 years and older…I just don’t really think its all that hot…and I would generally focus on other body parts….like HER OVER DEVELOPED AND HUNGRY VAGINA … So if I was the parents of Chloe Grace Moretz trying to whore her, I’d probably get her breast implants as a surprise, telling her we were going to Disneyland or some shit, only to pull up at the doctor’s office where they quickly put her under….you know like Lohan’s parents who whored her out… But the reality is her fans are actually mad she’s 18, they wanted her 14 and in Spandex so these tits are actually a tribute to that…retain that pervert predator fanbase…they probably even took hormones to make this weirdness happen… What it comes down to is that all tits are tits. The post Chloe Grace Moretz Underdeveloped Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Bella Thorne’s Beer Run In Canada?

Now that Bella Thorne is 18, here she is heading to Vancouver, Canada to probably get sh%tfaced since I think you only have to be 18 to drink there. I also believe she’s filming a movie with Patrick Schwarzenegger called “Midnight Run”. This has stinker written all over it. Like I’ve said many times before, unless she’s going to appear naked in some trendy magazine, she’ll never be a huge film star or be taken seriously. ella Thorne celebrates her 18th birthday departing Vancouver with Patrick Schwarzenegger. The two are currently filming ‘Midnight Sun’ in Vancouver. » view all 16 photos           Photos: WENN.com ,  PacificCoastNews

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Taylor Marie Hill for VS of the Day

I guess I’m out of the loop – because I’ve never heard of Taylor Marie Hill….but apparently she’s a Victoria’s Secret model I’ve been sleeping on, but unfortunately not literally sleeping on, beause I’d be sure to stick it in and cum inside her, since it’s more romantic that way…. I like the idea of getting a model pregnant, in some K-fed way, so that I never have to work again, not that I actually work, but you know what I mean….and that is that a girl Taylor Marie Hill only fucks rich and famous people, so I’ll never be sleeping on her, and if she got pregnant even with those rich and famous people, she’d probably get an abortion, because like a pornstar at the peak of her career, it would ruin her at 19…can’t have that…because she’s kind of amazing, even though all these bitches are the fucking same, inerchangeable, who gives a fuck… Here are the boring catalog pics that should be nude pics… TO SEE PICS OF HER IN STORE CLICK HERE The post Taylor Marie Hill for VS of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Emily Ratajkowski Busts Out For Cosmo

In case you hadn’t noticed (and if you didn’t, you should probably get your eyes checked), Emily Ratajkowski and her lucky funbags are everywhere these days. She’s even busting out in the November issue of Cosmopolitan Magazine , which is going to make waiting at line in the grocery store way more fun this month. Anyway, I’m still waiting for Emily to thank me for making her such a big star though. Don’t get me wrong, these pictures are a good start, but a few topless thank-you selfies wouldn’t hurt either. Continue reading

Emily Ratajkowski Busts Out For Cosmo

In case you hadn’t noticed (and if you didn’t, you should probably get your eyes checked), Emily Ratajkowski and her lucky funbags are everywhere these days. She’s even busting out in the November issue of Cosmopolitan Magazine , which is going to make waiting at line in the grocery store way more fun this month. Anyway, I’m still waiting for Emily to thank me for making her such a big star though. Don’t get me wrong, these pictures are a good start, but a few topless thank-you selfies wouldn’t hurt either. Continue reading

Eiza Gonzalez Is One Hot Piece!

If you’ve got a thing for hot chicks feeding parking meters, you should probably get that checked out by a licensed professional, but until then, you’re gonna love these pictures of Eiza Gonzalez out in LA. As for the rest of you? You get to enjoy the sexy midriff action from this hot nobody along with the knowledge that while you might be a perv, as least you’re just a normal, garden variety one. And that’s got to count for something, right? Photos: PacificCoastNews Continue reading

Suzanne Quast’s Busty Bikini Pics Keep Getting Better

My new favorite actress Suzanne Quast is back with another set of awesome bikini pictures today, and I think these are even better than the last ones . At this rate, if Suzanne keeps this up, she’ll probably get noticed by some hotshot producer soon. So I’d better make my move first and cast her in my upcoming movie before she gets too big. We start shooting in my bedroom later this month, and while Suzanne won’t have any lines, I can guarantee it’ll be great exposure for her. Photos: FameFlynet

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