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Willa Holland Ass of the Day

Willa Holland is dating an instagram photographer – who may be rich because his last name is Walton, and we hope he is rich, because instagram photographers don’t make money even after they make it as photographers since being a photographer is a fucking joke, it’s called an iphone – anyone can use them – and the only reason any dude wants to be a photographer is for the pussy. It’s a great excuse for the pussy…”hey want to shoot”…and when on the shoot “I like to do things very euro, so get naked”…and after the shoot when all the sexual tension is built up….get drunk and fuck…and sometimes a celebrity or actress from TV will happen to come across your shit, you’re in LA, and they like it, allowing you to move in on them…and MOOCH….while taking pics of their asses to build your following – establish yourself and have something for her fans to jerk off to. Solid. The post Willa Holland Ass of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Emily Ratajkowski Is A Cause I Can Really Get Behind!

According to my sources, the 2016 amfAR Gala was held in New York last night, and that’s one of the year’s most important events as far as I’m concerned — not because I care so much about charity, but because it’s a great excuse to get a whole bunch of hotties together in one room, including  Emily Ratajkowski here. Now that’s a cause I can really get behind. Enjoy. Photos: WENN.com

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Heidi Klum’s Halloween Costume Is The Winner Again

In case you guys forgot, Heidi Klum really likes Halloween . Only not for the same reasons as the rest of us — because it’s a great excuse for hotties to just walk around in next to nothing — Heidi actually likes to put effort into dressing up. Weird, right? So when Heidi goes as a sexy butterfly, she doesn’t just put on lingerie and wings, she spends hours on a seriously elaborate costume. Which kind of goes against the whole spirit of the holiday, don’t you think? That said, I’m sure this is working for at least one or two of you weirdos out there, so for all you pervs with a bug fetish, today must be your lucky day. Enjoy. » view all 14 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Christina Aguilera See Through for V Magazine of the Day

Christina Aguilera is an ego, and in being an ego, figured she should get naked and show the world her pregnant as fuck body and her big dark mom nipples, because pregnancy is a great thing, at least for Christina Aguilera, since it’s a great excuse or reason for her being fat, where as when she is not pregnant, she’s gotta keep as much clothes as possible on, so that her harnesses and shaping SPANX don’t show when she’s on TV…distracting everyone with cleaveage…. In 1997…I thought Christina Aguilera was alright. I would have been into these kinds of pics…but it’s been 20 years. She’s a mom of 1 or 2 kids…She’s been obese for the last 5 years, except for the month before she got knocked up again. I have little interest in her or her nipples, it’s too much…too late…but I guess it would be a waste for me to not stare at them and try to get a boner like old times…

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Rocky Horror Picture Show – 35 years Later…

And still a great excuse to get silly! http://insidethecostumebox.blogspot.com/2010/12/rocky-horror-picture-show-still-… added by: Costume_Box

Meet Zaky, Your New Babysitter

Your toddler will hardly notice you're gone while enveloped in these freakishly giant stuffed hands. I could see this developing into some kind of weird fetish later on in life, though. The Best Links: Buy Them Here The Official Website of The Zaky by Zakeez, Inc. View

Happy National Puppy Day!

Yes, yes, Jack, I know, the Internet is for cats. HOWEVER, today is National Puppy Day! And while the point of the day is to increase awareness around puppy adoption, really it's just a great excuse to post photos of puppies all day long. Happy Puppy Day! View

Paris Thought Santa Was Real ‘Till She Was 16

Paris Hilton has claimed that she thought Santa Claus was real until she was 16 years old. The hotel heiress, who is dating Doug Reinhardt , said that she has always reverted to childhood at Christmastime and still asks her mother to put out a stocking for her. We usually open our presents first thing in the morning.

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