Selena Gomez may inspiring fans with her post-rehab clarity, but if a new report is to be believed, Justin Bieber’s on-again, off-again flame has been partying harder than ever. After departing her in-patient program 2 weeks early, Selena was allegedly seen drunkenly stumbling around a post-Oscar party and partying with actor Jared Leto. Worse, In Touch Weekly witnesses say the 21-year-old singer/actress holed up in a hotel after a fight with her mom and went on a week-long bender. “She looked like she’d been at it for a while,” said one onlooker. “Her lips were stained from the red wine she was drinking.” Other eye witnesses say that Selena Gomez celebrated St. Patrick’s Day by binge drinking and chain smoking in the hotel’s restaurant … scandalous. “They didn’t order food,” says one patron at the venue. “They just kept ordering drinks and going out to smoke cigarettes. They definitely seemed drunk.” So what’s driving Selena to drink? You guessed it, her tumultuous relationship with Bieber . “Her family is begging her to get back into rehab and stop talking to Justin,” says one anonymous source. Yeesh. First, we saw Selena Gomez naked on Instagram. Now she’s getting hammered in hotels. Ah, Justin. Is there anything you can’t screw up? Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez GRINDING Open Slideshow 1. Selena Gomez Straddles Justing Bieber Selena Gomez assumes the position in Justin Bieber’s new Instagram video. View As List 1. Selena Gomez Straddles Justing Bieber Selena Gomez assumes the position in Justin Bieber’s new Instagram video. 2. Selena Up Against the Wall Justin Bieber has Selena Gomez back where he wants her in this video he posted online. 3. Justin Bieber Hoists Selena Gomez Selena Gomez assumes the position in a screen capture from Justin Bieber’s new Instagram video. HOT? 4. Eyes Are on the Prize Justin Bieber is squarely fixated on Selena Gomez’s rear end up in here. 5. Selena Gomez, Justin Bieber Instagram Embrace Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber share an embrace in a frame from the video he put on Instagram. 6. Wrapped Around Him Selena Gomez’s body is back where no one wants to see it – wrapped around Justin Bieber. 7. Justin Bieber Screen Shot A screen grab from Justin Bieber’s new Instagram video. A shirtless one at that. 8. Douche in Motion Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber work out some new choreography. He refuses to wear shirts.
Andi Dorfman didn’t take crap from Juan Pablo Galavis on The Bachelor (the same can’t be said for Nikki Ferrell, according to the winner’s ex). Whatever you think of Nikki, Andi infamously dropped Juan Pablo like a bad habit and will soon take her no-nonsense approach to The Bachelorette . ABC released the first photo of her in the starring role today: “I am incredibly excited to be The Bachelorette … never did I think this would happen to me!” Dorfman, a 26-year-old Assistant D.A. from Atlanta, said. “I am looking forward to traveling the world and going on amazing dates with amazing men. And hopefully, one of them ends up being the love of my life.” Already a fan favorite for being funny, successful, strong and stunningly beautiful, Andi Dorfman took it to a new level on the penultimate Bachelor episode. After Juan Pablo made inappropriate comments during their “nightmare” overnight date, Andi gave him the third degree like she’d cross examine a witness. While the cameras rolled, Dorfman told off El Bachelor in epic fashion. Clare Crawley only wishes she could go back and do the same thing. After The Bachelor breakup to end all breakups, Andi peaced, but eesss okay, she’ll get her chance to hand out roses and Nikki wants to be with him somehow. Tune into The Bachelorette May 19 to see if Dorfman finds somebody better this time around. Think she’s the right girl for the role? Vote in our poll … Andi Dorfman Photos: The Next Bachelorette! Open Slideshow 1. Andi Dorfman Pic A cute pic of the next Bachelorette, Andi Dorfman. She’s going to get the nod. View As List 1. Andi Dorfman Pic A cute pic of the next Bachelorette, Andi Dorfman. She’s going to get the nod. 2. Your Next Bachelorette Atlanta hottie Andi Dorfman is poised to become The Bachelorette in 2014. 3. Andi Dorfman Photo Andi Dorfman may be the frontrunner to become the next star of The Bachelorette on ABC. 4. Andi Dorfman Picture Andi Dorfman may be the top frontrunner to be the next star of The Bachelorette on ABC. She’s got the looks for it! 5. Andi: The Bachelorette 2014? Andi Dorfman is about to become The Bachelorette next season. That is our prediction anyway. 6. Andi Dorfman Head Shot Andi Dorfman, an Atlanta Assistant D.A., is poised to become The Bachelorette next season. 7. Andi Dorfman Instagram Andi Dorfman is poised to become The Bachelorette next season. 8. Andi and Juan Pablo Andi Dorfman and Juan Pablo meet on The Bachelor. Will she win this season? 9. Andi Dorfman and Juan Pablo Galavis Andi Dorfman and Juan Pablo Galavis on The Bachelor. This was before it went south HARD. 10. Andi Dorfman and Friends Andi Dorfman and her friends from The Bachelor celebrating a night watching the insane show. 11. Andi Dorfman and Sharleen Joynt Andi Dorfman and Sharleen Joynt from The Bachelor reenact a scene from the show. Andi Dorfman as The Bachelorette: Good choice? Totally! Team Andi FTW! No. I prefer Nikki or Clare! No! Someone new for a change! View Poll »
Say it ain’t so, Star Magazine! According to the latest issue of this supermarket tabloid, Keeping Up with the Kardashians Season 9 may mark the end of this reality series because Kim is “pulling the plug.” An anonymous insider tells Star that Kim, Kourtney and Khloe Kardashian had a “vicious fight” while filming the series in Miami on March 11, one that culminated with Kim referring to her siblings “idiots.” She added: You would be nothing without me . OUCH! Harsh, but semi-true. In reality, none of them would be anything without the Kim Kardashian sex tape . The publication adds that Kim is now threatening to depart the program, while E! may not even be opposed to cancelation due to “sinking ratings” and “family strife.” The tabloid also claims that the alleged Bruce Jenner sex change ” is “turning off viewers,” which is just a hilarious sentence to write. 42 Krazy Kardashian Tabloid Kover Klaims Open Slideshow 1. Kim Kardashian Butt Problems Oh no! Kim Kardashian’s butt won’t stop growing! What will the reality star do? View As List 1. Kim Kardashian Butt Problems Oh no! Kim Kardashian’s butt won’t stop growing! What will the reality star do? 2. OJ as Khloe Kardashian’s Father? Bombshell alert! OJ Simpson may be Khloe Kardashian’s father. Do you believe this rumor? 3. Kim Kardashian: Under Kanye’s Control! Kim Kardashian is apparently being controlled by a madman named Kanye West. Tough break for the reality star. 4. Kardashians Split! Is it all over for Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick? Yes, based on this cover story. 5. Bruce Jenner Tell-All? Is Bruce Jenner going to write a tell-all? We doubt it, but you never know. 6. Kris Jenner and Ben Flajnik Cover Kris Jenner has been hooking up with Ben Flajnik. This cover story confirms it, clearly. 7. Kourtney Kardashian Wedding Story Is a wedding finally on the way for Kourtney Kardashian? This magazine claims she will tie the knot with Scott Disick. 8. Kim Kardashian is a Cheater! Kim Kardashian is a weight loss cheater! And she’s apparently been caught by Life & Style. 9. Kim-Kanye Wedding Cover The Kim Kardashian-Kanye West wedding is on hold, people! Will they ever make it down the aisle? 10. Khloe Kardashian: In Tears! Khloe Kardashian has one question when it comes to her sister’s engagement: Where is MY happy ending?!? 11. Kylie Jenner and Kendall Jenner Cover Are Kylie Jenner and Kendall Jenner teenage trainwrecks? Yes, according to Star. 12. Bruce Jenner to Destroy Kris Jenner? Bruce Jenner is out to destroy Kris Jenner. Will he succeed? 13. Kim Kardashian Bikini Body: The Return! It’s back! Kim Kardashian has regained her bikini body! We knew she could do it! 14. Kim Kardashian on Life & Style Cover Kourtney Kardashian is pissed at Kim Kardashian, according to this tabloid. She wants her sister to “act like a mom.” 15. Kim Kardashian and her New Body Kim Kardashian has a new body! Hooray for her! Check it out on this tabloid cover. 16. Exposing the Kardashians Kris Jenner’s sister cannot remain quiet any longer. She spills the family’s secrets in this issue of In Touch Weekly. 17. Kim Kardashian Dumped Cover Kim Kardashian has totally been dumped by Kanye West. Too bad. We liked these kids together. 18. Khloe Kardashian Baby Cover Khloe Kardashian wants to adopt. Who cares about her problems with Lamar Odom?!? 19. Lamar Odom Tell-All Claim Lamar Odom is totally writing a tell-all… if you believe this tabloid cover for some reason. We somehow do not. 20. Double Kardashian Divorce? We know Khloe Kardashian has been going through a lot. But this cover story claims Kris Jenner is also headed for a divorce. 21. Khloe Kardashian Divorce Story Khloe Kardashian could headed toward a $75 million divorce. Are you buying this cover story? 22. Kim Kardashian Baby Plea Kim Kardashian apparently wants the world to meet North West. But this tabloid cover claims Kanye is against it. 23. Kim Kardashian: So Tortured! Kim Kardashian is reportedly tortured by her very own body. That has to be kind of awkward. 24. Khloe Kardashian Kover Klaim Khloe Kardashian is facing her worst nightmare. Lamar Odom clearly had unprotected sex with another woman. 25. Kim Kardashian Pregnant Story No way Kim Kardashian is pregnant again…. right?!? Try telling that to this tabloid cover story! 26. Kim Kardashian Wedding Story Kim Kardashian wants to marry Kanye West. According to this Us Weekly cover story, at least. 27. Khloe Kardashian Star Cover Khloe Kardashian is not looking her best in this photo. She is not acting her best, either, apparently. 28. Kourtney Kardashian: Pregnant Again? Is Kourtney Kardashian pregnant again?!? Yes, according to this tabloid at least. 29. Khloe Kardashian Tabloid Picture Khloe Kardashian will raise her baby alone, dammit! Granted, she doesn’t have a baby. But still. 30. Khloe Kardashian In Touch Cover The marriage between Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom is on the rocks. If you believe this issue of In Touch Weekly. 31. Khloe Kardashian: Done! Khloe Kardashian is totally done with her marriage. If you are believing this tabloid cover, that is. 32. Khloe Kardashian Cover Will Khloe Kardashian be next? This cover story claims she is dead set on becoming a mother. 33. Kim Kardashian Weight Story Kim Kardashian is obsessed with losing her baby weight. So states this In Touch Weekly story at least. 34. Kim Kardashian: I Just Can’t Do This! Kim Kardashian says she just can’t do this. At least In Touch Weekly claims she says that. 35. Kanye West Cheating Claim Kanye West totally cheated on Kim Kardashian. If this cover story is to be believed, that is. 36. Kim Kardashian Life & Style Drama There may be drama in the delivery room for Kim Kardashian. Will she get a C section?!? 37. Kim Kardashian on In Touch Weekly Poor Kim Kardashian. It looks like she’ll be all alone in her delivery room when the big day arrives. 38. Scheming Kim Kardashian? Kim Kardashian has a plan! She is totally gonna sell baby photos behind Kanye West’s back! 39. Broke Kardashians? Are the Kardashians really broke?!? Yes, if you somehow believe this tabloid story. 40. Kanye West: Gay?!? Oh my God! Kanye West may be gay! No wonder Kim Kardashian is freaking out. 41. Khloe: Hotter Than Kim? You had your chance, Kim Kardashian! But Khloe is clearly hotter than you now. 42. Keeping Up with the Kardashians Tabloid Cover Is Keeping Up with the Kardashians coming to an end? Don’t believe this nonsense. It is not. In February, chatter did spring up that Kim might quit the series (partly because Kanye West finds it tacky), but she took to her blog and assuaged viewers with the following post: “We are extremely proud of the show and all of us are staying on through at least season 10. The show remains to be my number 1 priority and it’s a big part of my life and I enjoy every moment of it.” And she has about 40 million reasons to stick around for awhile.
Life can be tough sometimes. A lawyer dares to call you in for a deposition . You get unfollowed by a fellow artist. You look like Octomom. These are big enough problems on their own, but they’re nothing compared to real problems; they’re chopped liver compared to the sort of problems that earn the hashtag #FirstWorldProblems on Twitter. Such as one’s cleaning lady showing up late… or one’s pool cover being broken… or one’s iPad being too bright. The horror of these stories! How do these folks survive?!? It’s unclear. But enjoy reading about first world whining below: 19 First World Problems That Elicit Little Sympathy Open Slideshow 1. Too Much Balsamic Vinegar! Break out the violins, people. This person has put too much Balsamic Vinegar on her salad! View As List 1. Too Much Balsamic Vinegar! Break out the violins, people. This person has put too much Balsamic Vinegar on her salad! 2. Tea with Soy Milk?!? This person has tea with soy milk. How did she ever survive? 3. iPad Problems There are people in Africa who WISH they had iPads whose brightness could hurt their eyes. 4. Stuck with a Jeep This poor Twitter user only has a Jeep. Pity her, people. Pity her. 5. Where’s the Cleaner? Don’t you hate it when the person who does your laundry arrives late? 6. Broken Pool Cover It doesn’t get much worse than wanting to go for a dip and having your pool cover broken. 7. Tiny Wallet What is one to do when one has too many bills and credit cards for one’s wallet? 8. Massage Disappointment A visit to Indonesia would be ruined for anyone if his/her massage didn’t go well. 9. No Fennel! There’s no fennel at the deli, people. NO FENNEL! 10. Guacamole Injury Ever experienced pain from an avocado? It hurts, people! 11. Too Much Sushi Feeling nauseous from having too much sushi? We’ve all been there. Sort of. 12. Pomegranate Pain Peeling pomegranate is pure torture. It doesn’t get much worse. 13. Broken Bechemel! Noooo!!! This person’s bechemel won’t thicken! 14. Massage Table Nap Oops! This Twitter user fell asleep in her massage table once. 15. Overly Orange Zested Too much orange zest in one mimosa can just ruin a Sunday. 16. Where is the Ironing Lady?!? It’s bad enough to take up for the ironing lady. But when she doesn’t show?!? 17. Stupid Toaster! Why would a toaster without a bagel setting even exist?!? 18. Suffering from Souffle We’re not sure what a broken souffle ramakin in. But it’s apparently painful. 19. Overly Saturated Quinoa Too much water in one’s quinoa makes it scarcely worth eating, don’t you agree?
With Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber spending a lot of time together these days, many are speculation that a romantic reconciliation is brewing. And it very well might be. But sources tell Star magazine that the ex-lovers may be meeting up for a professional reasons as well. “The duo hope that hitting the road will repair their battered images,” an insider says, hinting that Justin and Selena may actually go on tour together. Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez GRINDING Open Slideshow 1. Selena Gomez Straddles Justing Bieber Selena Gomez assumes the position in Justin Bieber’s new Instagram video. View As List 1. Selena Gomez Straddles Justing Bieber Selena Gomez assumes the position in Justin Bieber’s new Instagram video. 2. Selena Up Against the Wall Justin Bieber has Selena Gomez back where he wants her in this video he posted online. 3. Justin Bieber Hoists Selena Gomez Selena Gomez assumes the position in a screen capture from Justin Bieber’s new Instagram video. HOT? 4. Eyes Are on the Prize Justin Bieber is squarely fixated on Selena Gomez’s rear end up in here. 5. Selena Gomez, Justin Bieber Instagram Embrace Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber share an embrace in a frame from the video he put on Instagram. 6. Wrapped Around Him Selena Gomez’s body is back where no one wants to see it – wrapped around Justin Bieber. 7. Justin Bieber Screen Shot A screen grab from Justin Bieber’s new Instagram video. A shirtless one at that. 8. Douche in Motion Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber work out some new choreography. He refuses to wear shirts. HOW AMAZING WOULD THAT BE?!? It seems unlikely, but it would at least explain why Bieber and Gomez rented out a Texas dance studio last week and practiced a very sexy duet together. Why would the two sides agree to this? “Ticket sales would be through the roof, and they desperately need the positive publicity after Justin’s bad-boy behavior and Selena’s stint in rehab,” Star writes. Justin Bieber, Selena Gomez Get Sexy on Dance Floor! Do we see this really happening? No. But would you buy tickets for it if Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez did tour together? Sound off now: YES! Justin, not Selena Selena, not Justin No thanks! View Poll »
