Kimberley Garner cant stop staging paparazzi shots of her tits…I assume there’s nipple…and this tabloid loving trash…from the UK, trying to make it in America…doing it the right way, the not actually have talent or skill way, just call the paparazzi you’re friends with and get in a bikini way…and she’s got a great body so you’d think it would work for her…but for some reason…no one fucking cares…it must be shitty being a girl who was on TV, who has a great body, who is always in a bikini for the paparazzi, and who no one fucking notices…sucks…but I notice…this is me noticing. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Kimberley Garner Staged Nipple Slip of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Kimberley Garner cant stop staging paparazzi shots of her tits…I assume there’s nipple…and this tabloid loving trash…from the UK, trying to make it in America…doing it the right way, the not actually have talent or skill way, just call the paparazzi you’re friends with and get in a bikini way…and she’s got a great body so you’d think it would work for her…but for some reason…no one fucking cares…it must be shitty being a girl who was on TV, who has a great body, who is always in a bikini for the paparazzi, and who no one fucking notices…sucks…but I notice…this is me noticing. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Kimberley Garner Staged Nipple Slip of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Amber Rose may be a disgusting stripper who has worked her way through the popular hip hop community with her pussy…. From Krazy Kanye Kardashian, who the Democrats like to hate and have shown their own true feelings about black people, by calling him an Uncle Tom, even though Kanye calling out George Bush was the beginning of black people caring, and possibly the reason Obama got elected…LEARN YOUR HISTORY….those Democrats just don’t see one color, the human race color like they pretend to on their Soap Boxes, it just feels good to pretend to be inclusive, and to invite a black guy into your home, to really feel inclusive…I saw Get Out…I get how these whites work… To whoever the fuck else Amber Rose has fucked…she’s been consistent in the Tabloid fodder, has made a career out of it, is actually a celebrity because of it…and is wearing tight pants that remind us all how much we love stretch fabric…not only does it let us size down and not admit we are fat fucks…but it also turns jeans into leggings you can practically see asshole through…and we love asshole…just not on dudes..cuz that’s queer. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Amber Rose Pussy Print in Tight Jeans of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Iggy Azalea can’t make relevant music, she can’t even be relevant in her marketing hustle, with the men she dates, with her storyline, with her tabloid fodder…even when she attends red carpet events or gets involved in scandals she’s so fucking boring, trying so hard to be hard, and hip hop, and urban….with her gross fake ass spread all over the fucking place like a shameless pig… But she can make nude pics to try to get noticed, and she’s been all about that now that she has a new album, and we can collective agree she’s disgusting, but we don’t mind the nudes….cuz they are nudes.
When the world first learned that Ben Affleck was dating Lindsay Shookus , many applauded the non-tabloidy nature of their relationship. After all, Affleck’s divorce from Jennifer Garner had been finalized ; the former couple had been separated for more than two years; and the timng seemed right for Ben to move on with someone new. Then the tabloid media started doing some digging and they found, well … a lot. For starters, several outlets claimed that Garner and Shookus had an affair for several years before coming out as a couple. This is a bit of a problem, as until relatively recently, both were married to other people. It later came out that Garner confronted Shookus after learning of the affair, which she found out about after noticing some expensive jewelry purchases on Ben’s credit card statement. As for Shookus’ ex-husband, Kevin Miller, he reportedly just fouhd out about the affair a few months ago, and now believes it was the cause of his divorce. (According to People and Us Weekly ‘s timelines, Shookus began her relationship with Affleck just a few months after welcoming the her and Miller’s first child.) Now, London’s Daily Mail has done even more digging into the Lindsay’s past and found that the SNL producer has a history of dating famous men. The tabloid reports that Lindsay engaged in a low-key affair with Sex and the City actor Chris Noth, though Noth’s reps deny the claim. Of course, that may have something to do with the fact that Noth would’ve already been involved with his current wife at the time. Interestingly, the tabloid claims that Ben and Lindsay went on a break at at one point. (Yes, if the timelines are accurate, they’ve been together long enough to have gone on a break.) During that time, it seems Lindsay got involved with another respected actor with a famously messy personal life. The Mail claims Lindsay dated Jon Hamm during this time, and news of the relationship royally pissed Ben off. Affleck and Hamm are friends and they worked on the 2010 film The Town together. They both got out of very longterm relationships around the same time, and it seems Shookus knew just how to make Affleck jealous. It’s anyone’s guess as to how much of the Mail ‘s report is accurate, but one thing’s for sure: It doesn’t look like Ben will be able to leave his tabloid staple status in the past any time soon. View Slideshow: 25 Most Shocking Cheating Scandals of All-Time
Tom Cruise loves Scientology. This is not a press-stopping statement, as the actor recently came out and referred to the religion as special and beautiful . But a new report claims Cruise finds something else special and beautiful as well. Or someone else, we ought to say: yup, Tom Cruise has a girlfriend! And it’s allegedly serious! According to Us Weekly, Cruise has been “romancing a British woman” for several months. He is yet to jump on any talk show’s couch about her, so not many details about the relationship or the Tom Cruise girlfriend are known at the moment. Heck, we’re not even sure of her name. But the tabloid claims that Cruise and this unidentified new lover early met in London in early June when he was filming The Mummy. The two reportedly went on a date at that time to Bourton-on-the-Water, an idyllic village in the Cotswolds, two hours outside the city Of course, some Tom Cruise critics may have difficulty believing this story. It is a long-held stance by many that Cruise only dates women selected for him by The Church of Scientology. There’s been talk of girlfriend auditions and plenty of chatter over how his entire marriage to Katie Holmes was a set-up. But this Us Weekly cover story would have us believe otherwise. It claims that Cruise’s British girlfriend is “very normal and pretty” and has taken to living with the Jack Reacher: Never Go Back star at his rental cottage on the outskirts of London. “They go on bike rides through the countryside. Sometimes Tom’s sister would join them,” an anonymous insider tells the magazine. That sounds very sweet. But are you buying it? Cruise is very public when it comes to selling his movies and promoting them on various talk shows. He’s happy to discuss his professional life. But good luck trying to get him open up about anything personal, such as whether he’s seen Suri any time in the last three years . It’s been over four years since Cruise split from Katie Holmes and this Us Weekly source says he is eager to make his latest romance last. “He’s serious about this relationship and wants to make it work,” claims the tabloid insider. “Tom wants some companionship.” Awww! That’s so sweet! Also pretty sad and sort of scary if the Church of Scientology really is playing any kind of role in Cruise’s love life. But still. There’s something sweet about a mega superstar such as Tom Cruise just wanting someone to go on a bike ride with, isn’t there? And there’s something hilarious about Cruise recreating scenes from his many iconic movies alongside James Corden on television. See for yourself below: Tom Cruise Recreates Iconic Film Scenes with James Corden
Jennifer Aniston made a passionate argument this month against the tabloid culture, slamming editors for constantly speculating about her womb . And it appears as if editors were actually listening. The latest In Touch Weekly does NOT allege that Aniston is pregnant. Instead, it states very clearly that Aniston was “caught” with her ex-husband, Brad Pitt. How scandalous!!!!!! What made Angelina “explode,” as the cover teases? What was it that she “saw” take place between Pitt and her very famous first wife? Some kind of sexual rendezvous, right? Was Pitt pounding Aniston from behind? Was Aniston getting herself a mouthful of Pitt’s private parts? No and no. In Touch hilariously goes on to clarify that Jolie merely overheard Pitt speaking to Aniston on the phone. An unnamed insider tells the magazine that Jolie proceeded to confront the actor over this supposed incident. How did Pitt respond? He “told Angelina that it had been two months since Jen’s mom, Nancy, died and he wanted to see how she was doing,” the tabloid writes. First, we doubt this actually happened. Second, it’s no secret that Pitt and Aniston are still friends. So even if this incident did take place, we’re pretty sure Jolie would understand that Aniston’s mother dying would be an understandable reason for her husband to contact his ex. But not according to this cover story! View Slideshow: Jennifer Aniston: 26 Babies & Counting!! Jolie “accused Brad of sneaking behind her back with Jen and yelled that he’d ruined all their new plans for the future,” the article states, adding of Pitt and Jolie: “They’ve run into another land mine, and it all has to do with Brad reconnecting with Jen again.” We’re pretty sure it’s official at this point: Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston possibly getting back together has the longest shelf life of any celebrity gossip rumor in the history of this industry. Much to the chagrin of the parties involved, we’re sure. “Their fragile marriage has blown up, and it’s all over Jen,” adds In Touch about Brangelina. “That phone call was a betrayal as far as Angelina’s concerned.” Sounds like the sort of petty issue Angelina Jolie would totally end her marriage over, doesn’t it? Oh well. She had a good run with Pitt. And this means we’re halfway to Brad and Jen reconciling! Yes! It’s totally gonna happen, folks! View Slideshow: 55 Hilariously Untrue Tabloid Stories
Calvin Klein has always been a casual fashion brand pervert, who used heroin addict looking models like Kate Moss, to pose in her underwear. He fell off and then came back hard this past year, getting all the celebs wearing their Calvins…something that has worked and trickled down into the newsfeed…with normal girls I know… He’s still trying to make waves, using models…Klara Kristin, Abbey Lee Kershaw, Kendall Jenner, & Saskia de Brauw It’s ok, not edgy in this porn world…but still upskirts and that works for me. The post Erotica by Calvin Klein Spring 2016 Global Campaign by Harley Weir appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Margot Robbie is a big girl…and everyone gets mad at me for calling her a big girl…even though she’s a big girl..so I am going to keep calling her a big girl…and you can’t try to brainwash me or oppress my honest view on what I see with my own eyes…I am not your consumer mall brand shopper who buys into the tabloid lies… I would still watch her wrestle men…to prove that women are equal in this feminist driven non-misogynistic patriarchy… The post Margot Robbie for Oyster Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
If you watched The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season 5 Episode 16 last night, then you now that it went down between Lisa Rinna and Kim Richards. Bravo had been teasing the epic Beverly Hills brawl all season, and the throwdown certainly didn’t disappoint. The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: EPIC FIGHT! Of course, that episode was filmed several months ago, and you might think that the tension between Lisa and Kim has since subsided a bit. Awesomely, you would be wrong… The ladies of RHOBH gathered recently to shoot the season 5 reunion special, and witnesses say Lisa and Kim got right back into it! It seems Lisa is (understandably) still upset about Kim’s allegations that Harry Hamlin is cheating . When Kim once again dodged the question (indicating that she probably didn’t have a “shocking secret” to begin with), Lisa went off on her: “Lisa went after Kim for making the outrageous comments suggesting Harry has something hidden in his past that he doesn’t want to come out,” one onlooker tells Radar Online. “Kim refused to answer and revealed absolutely nothing, which disgusted Lisa. She knew all along there was no deep dark secret. “She went off on Kim, accusing her of trying to distract attention from her struggle with sobriety. It was an incredibly selfish and disrespectful stunt.” The source adds that Lisa “didn’t back down” when Andy Cohen asked if she had any regrets about attacking Kim. “Without hesitating, Lisa said, ‘Absolutely not.'” The insider adds, “Kim was visibly upset and shaking during filming breaks because Lisa was just staring at her…Producers kept them apart for a reason.” Sounds like we’re in for quite the reunion special! Watch the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills online to catch up in time! The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season 5 Cast Photos 1. The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season 5 Cast View Photo A glamorous photo of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season 5 cast members. Click through the gallery to meet each one individually. 2. Brandi Glanville View Photo Brandi’s back, and boozy as ever. Spoiler alert: At some point this season, she smacks Lisa Vanderpump. You’d HAVE to be drunk to assault such a classy lady! 3. Lisa Vanderpump View Photo Lisa V is doing double-duty again this year – starring in both RHOBH and the spin-off series Vanderpump Rules. 4. Kim Richards View Photo Kim is back for her fifth go-round. We’ll see how long that smile lasts once the drama kicks off. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. Kyle Richards View Photo And, of course, we couldn’t have Kim without Kyle. Fun fact: the Richards sisters are aunts to Paris Hilton. 6. Yolanda Foster View Photo The climate may be nicer in Beverly Hills, but we’re guessing there are times when the SoCal drama makes Yolanda long for life back home in the Netherlands. 7. Eileen Davidson View Photo Not only did Eileen win a Daytime Emmy for her work on Days of Our Lives, she wrote several mystery in the early 2000s. She’ll pull down a whopping $750,000 for her first season as a Housewife. 8. Lisa Rinna View Photo But Eileen may have some competition in the Most Accomplished Housewife category. Lisa also appeared on Days of Our Lives, she had a starring role on Melrose Place, and she’s married to mad Men actor Harry Hamlin. It begs the question – what’s she doing reality TV for? Advertisement A message from our sponsor. The End. Up Next: ” The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season 5 Cast Photos .” We’ll be redirecting you shortly…
