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Victoria’s Secret for Superbowl Promo of the Day

Victoria’s Secret is like a thirsty instagram model, only instead it is a billion dollar brand, with million dollar models, but everything they do is so low hanging fruit, but the world buys into the shit.. So it only makes sense that they’d jump on any trending topic like they were Buzzfeed, or whatever the fuck else is out there that jumps on anything “relevant” and produces ontent around that, so sites like this piece of shit I call home, post it… I guess it’s a good strategy…but I prefer their models half naked…seeing girls dressed in football gear and liking it is pretty fucking homo, like my friend who would only fuck girls in men’s underwear…which I also found weird….homos with sexual fetishes everywhere…. The post Victoria’s Secret for Superbowl Promo of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Britney Spears Loses Her Weave of the Day

Britney Spears had a graceful crack whore stripper moment…where her hair fell out on stage like a medicated, drunken mess trying to make money for diapers because she spent all the diaper money on crack, only instead of making money for her diapers, she is making money for her family that has sold her out to the world, and still own and control her, because what more do you expect from Louisiana trash…right? Either way, I prefer when her public fuck ups are vagina slips…. The post Britney Spears Loses Her Weave of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Irina Shayk Does Love Good

So every year, British magazine LOVE does their own advent calendar, only instead of stale chocolate, it comes with daily videos of hot models. (Which is waaaay better, if you ask me.) And here’s the one for today: Irina Shayk doing a strip tease that’s so hot, it makes me wish I’d asked for a new pair of sweatpants for Christmas. So forget “spending time with your family” and all that crap and instead, celebrate the holidays the right way: locked in a bathroom watching this video on repeat.

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Selena Gomez Short Legs in Shorts for Adidas of the Day

While Beiber is peeing in a bucket… His girl was showing off her short stalky legs…that should probably in a pair of pants rather than shorts, but I guess all the girls are doing it and they gotta keep her relevant and accessible…so that people buy the shit she peddles, I mean that’s the whole basis of her being this high paid puppet..isn’t it? I’d still fucking the mustache off her face…she’s cute enough for me, but that’s not saying much, so are some questionable vaginas…and I’m talking questionable in terms figuring out whether they have vaginas or not just by looking at them…who cares.

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Beyonce Covered in Glitter for FLAUNT of the Day

Beyonce covered in glitter reminds me of those pills they sell that make your shit turn to glitter, not because she is brown in color and comparable to shit based on that reason alone, that would be racist, but because she’s something that I feel has as much to offer the world as human waste, only instead of being flushed, it has been fished out of the toilet to spread her diva cunt attitude around the world…where idiot drones celebrate her because she’s on TV… I like the think that is the message Flaunt is trying to get across..

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Petra Nemcova Titties of the Day

I want to Tsunami all over her….with my dick…only instead of trapping her in a tree while her fiance gets washed away…so I can have her allfor myself….I’m hoping my Tsunami ends with her pregnant…and lock her down forever….She’s amazing.

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Britney Spears and Will.I.Am’s New Video of the Day

This sounds like a song that some college kid shat out to make a point about how easy it is to make commercial club music…you know with no effort…no substance…no quality…just noise…featuring two famous people…who prove that all it takes to get hits is to put it out there…cuz the public will eat it up…even if it took 20 minutes to produce…I am sure there was a time Will.I.Am wasn’t a LMFAO impersonator…or even a commercial money hungry loser who is winning at life…but clearly has no soul… The only redeeming thing in all this is Britney’s hot titties…slutting out in video……

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Izabel Goulart is Pantsless of the Day

Izabel Goulart pulled a Lady Gaga and showed up to an event relatively pantsless….in a leotard…only unlike Lady Gaga…the boners were not on the clits of lesbians…who love her message and don’t really care about looks…as most lesbians…have ugly partners…but instead on the boners of everyone….this lingerie model is like Santa Claus…only instead of molesting kids and buying their silence with gifts…she’s molesting my eyes…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Eva Doll Titties for Fashion of the Day

I am going to assume that Eva Doll is not this girls real name but it is instead her stripper name, the name they are trying to use to brand her and develop her as her own entity, only instead of being an actual stripper, who get paid 10 dollars a song to let strangers, often unshowered strangers, fondle her…..she’s the kind of strirpper who is models for photographers in the pretentious world of fashion…and you know what…I still get to see her tits, so it is virtually one in the same, just marketed differently…like a money grubbing trophy wife who married a billionaire is no officially a hooker getting 150 dollars a session, but she’s still a fucking whore….the model version…. This Eva Doll bitch is hot.

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The 33D Invader Wants to Terminate Your Sperm [PICS, VIDEO]

If Chinese sexploitation is anything like Chinese takeout, the Sex and Zen 3D: Extreme Ecstasy trailer, while briefly satisfying, just left you hungry for more. Well, you’re in luck! Hong Kong director Cash Chin , who helmed such Category 3 (that’s Cantonese for “NC-17”) classics as The Fruit is Swelling , Sex & Chopsticks and Sex & Zen 2 , is already following in 3D Sex and Zen’ s wildly profitable footsteps with the 3D titty flick The 33D Invader . It’s basically The Terminator, only instead of Ah-nold we get the adorable Wu Qing-Qing (seen at left), a nude time traveler who comes from the future on a mission to collect sperm. Natasha Henstridge would be so proud. More after the jump!

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