So every year, British magazine LOVE does their own advent calendar, only instead of stale chocolate, it comes with daily videos of hot models. (Which is waaaay better, if you ask me.) And here’s the one for today: Irina Shayk doing a strip tease that’s so hot, it makes me wish I’d asked for a new pair of sweatpants for Christmas. So forget “spending time with your family” and all that crap and instead, celebrate the holidays the right way: locked in a bathroom watching this video on repeat.
Lana Del Rey may be a scam, or at least a disappointment, you know when you discovered that that soulful sound that came out of her was just a marketing hook made in a lab or studio by someone who was paid a lot of money by Lana Del Rey’s dad to keep Lana Del Rey out of trouble….you know when she wasn’t too busy getting lip injections…..cuz I know the second I saw her perform live – I questioned why I played her video on repeat so many times while cried myself to sleep asking myself why my heart doesn’t bleed….. I once said, it’s all commercial all the time with this slag, but as a pervert, I dont’ care about authenticity or her music, I just care about hot chicks on stage in skirts, or even any chick on stage in skirts, or even anyone who isn’t my wife on stage in skirts, so I can look up and see what they really have to offer, so Lana Del Rey, joke or not, clown or not, viral video sensation or not, is a fucking star to me…because she has a vagina I anticipate seeing more of…even if just to see first hand whether she jacks it up like she does with the lips on her face…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
