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Nicki Minaj “Alleged” Nudes of the Day

These pics could be of any light skin black girl… I don’t want to sound racist or anything – like this isn’t an all black girls look the same – because obviously – if you get in line at walmart and cross reference this pic – you’ll know that’s a lie the KKK are perpetuating. No not all black people are Denzel Washington – not even Bill Cosby… I don’t know who these pics are…because she cropped her head and identifiers out of the pic – like a smart girl taking pics of loads on her tits… The rumor is that it is Nicki, but my anaconda just can’t be sure…partially because I’ve seen so many naked people in my life – in person, and it pics – they all kind of look the same… Maybe I have low testosterone. We’ll see if the lawyers send a takedown notice…we’ll know it’s her for sure…

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Sofia Vergara Ice Cream Lickin’ of the Day

It is hot as fuck outside, so what better way to celebrate all the hot moms and their daughter out together trying to cool off together, playing out one of my fantasies, but posting a GIF of Sofia Vergara stuffing her fat ass face with ice cream like she can afford to eat the calories, you know cuz she’s a 40 year old mom and has fat tits and people appreciate her curve, even though every time I see bitches eat ice cream, I get totally fucking disgusted, knowing just what they are doing to themselves, before remembering that if they dont’ care about what goes into them, then I may have a fucking chance getting inside them… I’m on my way to apply for a job at Dairy Queen right now….cuz ice cream is where summer magic happens….and sucking creamy white high calorie dairy product from a phallus is sometimes too suggestive for my numb, desensitized soul to handle…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Lana Del Lips Boring Over Produced Upskirt in Concert of the Day

Lana Del Rey may be a scam, or at least a disappointment, you know when you discovered that that soulful sound that came out of her was just a marketing hook made in a lab or studio by someone who was paid a lot of money by Lana Del Rey’s dad to keep Lana Del Rey out of trouble….you know when she wasn’t too busy getting lip injections…..cuz I know the second I saw her perform live – I questioned why I played her video on repeat so many times while cried myself to sleep asking myself why my heart doesn’t bleed….. I once said, it’s all commercial all the time with this slag, but as a pervert, I dont’ care about authenticity or her music, I just care about hot chicks on stage in skirts, or even any chick on stage in skirts, or even anyone who isn’t my wife on stage in skirts, so I can look up and see what they really have to offer, so Lana Del Rey, joke or not, clown or not, viral video sensation or not, is a fucking star to me…because she has a vagina I anticipate seeing more of…even if just to see first hand whether she jacks it up like she does with the lips on her face…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Genvieve Morton In a Bikini With Rockin’ Tits for SI of the Day

I am on the Genvieve Morton kick right now…..you see after FHM South Africa…the most reputable publication in South Africa announced he was the hottest bitch in South Africa, I had to hit the internet and dig up this video of her in her bikini, showcasing all her big tits had to offer, for SI, that may have just dropped, but could have also been released months ago, none of which really matters, because before today’s announcement that shee is the hottest shit in South Africa, she didn’t matter….or maybe she did…I just didn’t pay attention….cuz I never pay attention….

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Doutzen Kroes’ Hot Mom Ass in Her Bikini of the Day

Supermodel and United Nations Uterus DOUTZEN KROES was spotted in her bikini on the beach like this was a Victoria’s Secret shoot, but it was in fact just a paparazzi shoot, and she was just doing what she does for work for free, because she was on vacation, and sure her career is essentially a fucking vacation, no make-up people were there to make her look better, but she looked good enough, if you can get over the fact that she married a black dude and let him cum inside her only to have his baby like so many white girls in line at Walmart before her… That’s all I have to say about that….. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Evelina Oboza Ass in Hostel Part III of the Day

I read that the movie Hostel Part III is coming out on DVD on December 27, which makes total sense because as DVD producer, who wants to capitalize on all those annoying Christmas sales, you know where people don’t really put much thought into their gifting, but instead pick up the shittiest thing they can find, like a big Toblerone bar, just to let a motherfucker know you don’t care about them….in the nicest of ways….through presents… Either way, her name is Evelina Oboza, I’ve never heard of her, there’s no real info on her ion the internet other than that she was on Scrubs as the Hot Blonde back in 2006, something I am sure she’s very proud of, I mean before her ass made it into this Hostel bullshit….perfect for the xmas season….to get you in the xmas spirit….thinking of what you’d do to Santa for making you look bad….if he actually existed….who cares.

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Rosie Huntington-Whitely Bra For Harper’s Bazaar UK of the Day

Rosie Huntington-Whitely did a photoshoot for Harper’s Bazaar UK and she was wearing far too much clothes…sure she looks pretty amazing…elegant and like the kind of bitch you’d want to cum all over in the bathroom at some fancy charity function, all retro looking of a time before AIDS, not that AIDS would stop us from climbing up inside her like we were the millionaire bald guy who actually gets up in her….I’m more into her toplessness, but it’s Christmas and sometimes dreams just don’t come true….in my case dreams never come true…this time of year, I’ve consistently been tiny Tim pre-Scrooge having a revelaton and saving him from a miserable, poverty ridden death….and here are the pics to celebrate a year of failure….

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Gabrielle Union Orange Bikini of the Day

I have been trying to have sex with a black girl on my facebook for the last 4 years. She never puts out because she is a racist….who only likes fucking rich suburban black men….and everytime I see a half naked black woman, whether it is a stripper, or in line at Walmart, or this Gabrielle Union bitch, who I can only assume is someone famous enough for the paparazzi to notice, I think back to my facebook girl, the only black girl who has ever acknowledged me, and cry about the monkey sex we were destined to have, provided I met weirdos off the internet….I don’t know what it is about me that Black girls hate, but I feel like a fat blonde chick in KFC with my half black kids and my black husband getting spit on for stealing one of their eligible men with my milky white skin, only with smaller tits, more testicle and less babies/sex with black guys, unless it is in prison in which case you’re left with no real choice in the matter…I should write greeting cards… Here’s the bikini

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J.Lo Upskirt in Argentina of the Day

I think Jennifer Lopez’s biggest achievement besides making a lot of money from nothing, or so she claims, but I think fucking celebrity dudes, counts for coming from something, if making it in entertainment is your hustle….if you know what I mean….is her ability to be a hispanic mother of two and not, despite everything her genes want her to be doing, is not 500 pounds and in line at walmart buying pork rinds…. I think the biggest lie about J.Lo was that her ass was ever anything amazing like a Kardashian, but more importantly, that she was the most Beautiful woman last year, coinciding with an album release, in what we call an ADVERTORIAL with People magazine… But if you’re like me and love looking at middled aged women in SPANX, hoding their shit together, by looking up their skirts…Then this J.Lo’s for you…..otherwise, you’re better off looking at whatever is growing in Katy Perry’s uterus trying to crawl out of her but getting stuck in her Pantyhose..upskirt… .that I posted earlier… TO See The Rest of the Pics Follow This Link

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