Gucci Mane is the poster child for Transformation Tuesday. In a new interview with Vogue, the rapper spoke about his love for luxury brands, helped along by his new healthy lifestyle. He admitted that since cutting drugs out of his diet, he has lost 75 pounds, allowing him to enhance his personal style with more fitted […]
Ex Victoria’s Secret model…Doutzen Kroes…posted some pictures of her partying like a slut…flashing her body…like a slut…in a club…like she was one of the groupies throwing her panties on Doutzen’s Husband when he DJs in Ibiza and he pulls them all backstage, now that his bitch is some old, tired, ex VS model, who has served her purpose and made him kids, allowing him to go back to fucking new models, like he was the casting Director at VS, now that this one is old and forgotten…because there will always be new, fresh, exciting pussy…and I guess Doutzen Kroes is having a hard time accepting that in this “LOOK AT ME”…party slutting..that I appreciate…but I guess I’m not her kid googling my mom at pre-school… It all seems desperate, the best kind of desperate…keep up the good work. The post MILF Doutzen Kroes Does Instagram of the Daay appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Ex Victoria’s Secret model…Doutzen Kroes…posted some pictures of her partying like a slut…flashing her body…like a slut…in a club…like she was one of the groupies throwing her panties on Doutzen’s Husband when he DJs in Ibiza and he pulls them all backstage, now that his bitch is some old, tired, ex VS model, who has served her purpose and made him kids, allowing him to go back to fucking new models, like he was the casting Director at VS, now that this one is old and forgotten…because there will always be new, fresh, exciting pussy…and I guess Doutzen Kroes is having a hard time accepting that in this “LOOK AT ME”…party slutting..that I appreciate…but I guess I’m not her kid googling my mom at pre-school… It all seems desperate, the best kind of desperate…keep up the good work. The post MILF Doutzen Kroes Does Instagram of the Daay appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I have been trying to have sex with a black girl on my facebook for the last 4 years. She never puts out because she is a racist….who only likes fucking rich suburban black men….and everytime I see a half naked black woman, whether it is a stripper, or in line at Walmart, or this Gabrielle Union bitch, who I can only assume is someone famous enough for the paparazzi to notice, I think back to my facebook girl, the only black girl who has ever acknowledged me, and cry about the monkey sex we were destined to have, provided I met weirdos off the internet….I don’t know what it is about me that Black girls hate, but I feel like a fat blonde chick in KFC with my half black kids and my black husband getting spit on for stealing one of their eligible men with my milky white skin, only with smaller tits, more testicle and less babies/sex with black guys, unless it is in prison in which case you’re left with no real choice in the matter…I should write greeting cards… Here’s the bikini
There comes a time in every married man’s life, especially a married man who was a victim of entrapment for knocking up one of the most irritating, pudgy celebrities who didn’t deserve to be famous…..when he has to throw in the towel on her annoying christian lie, and find himself some Young hot pussy dying to have him inside her….cuz she’s not famous or anything she’s just under 25 and tight pussied, allowing him to finally feel what penetration is actually supposed to feel about, while his ex Reese Witherspoon’s out faking jokes and taping her labia to her thighs so no one knows the truth that she’s fucking disgusting… EIther way, I’m all for the mistress, the rebound, as long as she’s hotter, tighter, and a lot less annoying cuz new pussy is always better than old, tired, played out pussy….and here are the pics.
Willow Smith is the only 11 year old on television past 9pm! Last night she stayed up late to chat with funny-man Jimmy Fallon about her new song and working with Nicki Minaj! “She’s amazing, she’s an awesome artist, she’s crazy, she’s wild. She’s just really exciting to be around,” said Willow. Jimmy Fallon also thanked the young artist for allowing him to remake her “Whip My Hair” song with Bruce Springsteen and Neil Young. Sneak Peek: Willow Smith Ft. Nicki Minaj “Fireball” Video Why Willow Smith Is “Torn” [VIDEO]
Remember how in Saved by the Bell , Zack Morris could snap his fingers and time would completely freeze, allowing him to regale the audience with a fourth-wall breaking monologue? Well imagine if a shady group — clothed in the best suits a ’50s G-Man could buy — had that power, but instead of using it to make unheard quips about their buddies, they used it to make sure Matt Damon followed his predestined plan. Say hello to The Adjustment Bureau .
Ashlee Simpson proves that you can bounce back after getting knocked up when you are under 25, with a bi-sexual weirdo who won’t fuck you ever again now that he’s reproduced once and got that job done and got what he wanted, allowing him to stick to sticking it to boys the way his weird bi-sexual ass likes. I guess her faster metabolism plays a part in getting her body skinny enough to want to fuck, but I lik to think it is just a combination of not eating and working out, that stems from the insecurity that a woman gets when the man they marry won’t fuck them after having his baby,making her think she’s disgusting and not good enough and trying to be proactive about it instead of killing herself over it or realizing it is really it is all because he just likes dick better that a ravaged pussy he saw throw up a baby.