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MILF Doutzen Kroes Does Instagram of the Daay

Ex Victoria’s Secret model…Doutzen Kroes…posted some pictures of her partying like a slut…flashing her body…like a slut…in a club…like she was one of the groupies throwing her panties on Doutzen’s Husband when he DJs in Ibiza and he pulls them all backstage, now that his bitch is some old, tired, ex VS model, who has served her purpose and made him kids, allowing him to go back to fucking new models, like he was the casting Director at VS, now that this one is old and forgotten…because there will always be new, fresh, exciting pussy…and I guess Doutzen Kroes is having a hard time accepting that in this “LOOK AT ME”…party slutting..that I appreciate…but I guess I’m not her kid googling my mom at pre-school… It all seems desperate, the best kind of desperate…keep up the good work. The post MILF Doutzen Kroes Does Instagram of the Daay appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Chelsea Handler’s Fake Tits Waterski of the Day

Chelsea Handler is the fucking worst…but women liked her cunty brand of comedy, they thought it was funny, I just found it bitter that she never made it, not that I ever really listened to it, I didn’t have cable that her show was on, but I just naturally saw her as the attention seeking fame whore who tried to be an actor, and chose comedy instead, because acting didn’t work for her, and girl comedy is just easy to pull off…and requires very little skill especially when you haver writers… So this 50 year old, constant breast implant flashing, makes sense to me, now that she has no show, the one thing she was defined by…because her ego got inflated and she believed she would be the next Letterman..when really she was just a rude bitch…rather than an intelligent voice..up on some Jimmy Fallon low brow shit… So this is her stance, her platform, all she’s got left…and it’s too bad it’s boring as fuck…you know the spirit is there…but the execution is just garbage…I am sure there will be more to come…even if this shouldn’t make anyone cum. The post Chelsea Handler’s Fake Tits Waterski of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Elisabeth Olsen’s Panty Flash of the Day

The wind was on our side…something that happens very rarely…hut when it does happen, it feels like the gods have spoke, and all the stars have aligned, because the natural elements of the Earth…meet the man-made fabrics of a specific skirt design, allowing us to see Olsen Twin sister heaven… Unfortunately, Elisabeth Olsen was not on our side, because she wore panties…but it does remind me that panty flashes and hard nipples in white t-shirts during rain storms happen all the time…so get outside…if you’re not scared of the world because it is a horrible place, or because you are too lazy to leave your house because it gets in teh way of napping and not wearing pants.. like Me! TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Elisabeth Olsen’s Panty Flash of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Clash of the Titans Star: "They Covered My Hairy Bits With Nivea Cream"

Clash of the Titans is a certified hit, but making it was no toga party. “The gods are not like the gods you expect,” says Luke Evans, who plays Apollo in the 3-D remake of the…

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