As I freeze my fucking dick off like I was Ryan Seacrest in his basement sex change room….only with less conviction….or choice….I figure the best way to celebrate the horribly frozen life I live is to stare at hot Brazilian models, modeling some lingerie in some catalog shots, that are about as exciting as any catalog shot you’ve jerked off to in your life time, which is not really that exciting, but still half naked….like anyone has jerked off to a fucking catalog shot in the last 10 years…this is the internet… YOU CAN GET PORN ON HERE …..but hot bodies are still lovely to look at especially when the last skin you’ve seen was from the neck up this winter…..cuz girls don’t whore out half naked when it is below zero….
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Shalana Santana’s Lingerie of the Day
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FHM lives…did you know that there was a time when FHM paid me to link to their content every single month cuz they didn’t understand why I was a bigger deal than them…at least on the internet…. Now FHM sends me lawyers letters when I post their photoshoot pictures of girls I don’t know, but who have big tits, pretending to cut off their bikini top, in some High Concept for low level, bottom feeding, garbage magazines you shouldn’t waste your time on, especially since pricks like me are stealing all the good they do….like this photoshoot…of some character I don’t think is even worth paying attention to…you know as low grade as the magazine she’s posing for,,,,but I’ll post it anyway… Here’s the behind the Scenes Video…
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Helen Flanagan for FHM UK of the Day
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Just when you thought Kim Kardashian was the worst possible human…you know sent here from hell to pollute the world….disgusting on all fronts…not hot…but marketed as hot…a pornstar…but marketed as a victim….which was probably good strategy cuz her porno fucking sucked…. You know just when you’re like this fat dark skinned slut is just about as vile as fucking possible… She goes and fills herself up with a fucking clone…. Whether those intentions were as evil and self serving as you’d expect….or not…the fact is her genetic line continues…and knowing that a baby is inside her….makes her fat ass even more disgusting than it was a week ago…before they announced this shit…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
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Kim Kardashian Pregnant Ass is More Disgusting Than Non-Pregnant of the Day
Izabel Goulart pulled a Lady Gaga and showed up to an event relatively pantsless….in a leotard…only unlike Lady Gaga…the boners were not on the clits of lesbians…who love her message and don’t really care about looks…as most lesbians…have ugly partners…but instead on the boners of everyone….this lingerie model is like Santa Claus…only instead of molesting kids and buying their silence with gifts…she’s molesting my eyes…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
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Izabel Goulart is Pantsless of the Day
I just learned a very important thing…Hotly is an actual word…that I am not forced the use all the fucking time…because it’s hotly… Shanina Shaik is Australian…her genetic code reads Lithuania, Pakistan and Saudi….her labia read elegant and lovely…and her asshole reads “feed me with your tongue”….but she’s too busy letting Tyson Beckford up in it…while not winning Australian supermodel reality shows to make herself relevant… Nordstrom did okay with this campaign…making lingerie modeling…a little more saucy…and by saucy I do mean in my drippy underwear…as much as I mean in concept and flavor… Here are some of the pics…
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Shanina Shaik Modeling Underwear Hotly For Nordstrom of the Day
Holly Madison made it in life as a nude model in Playboy and I guess she’s out endorsing her out of wedlock, statistic in training, future criminal with a criminal father and stripper who pretends to be more than a stripper mother genetic pool, fetus that is polluting her uterus the only way she knows how….by posing in a bikini….once a whore always a whore…a constant that makes me happy in this cold miserable evil filled world…. She’s not ready to drop porn fetish worthy yet, but when she is, you’ll probbaly be sure to see her spread eagled…cuz that’s just the kind of lady she is. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
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Some Pregnant Holly Madison Bikini Pics of the Day
Tony Romo’s wife Candice Crawford attended the White House Correspondents dinner this weekend and looked amazing. Up there with Michelle Obama ! The pair were among the guests at the political/media/celebrity “nerd prom,” and made quite an entrance in her first public event since becoming a mom. Just three weeks after Candice give birth to son Hawkins Crawford Romo, the blonde beauty was slim and stunning in a white, figure-hugging gown . Three weeks, people. Talk about a weight loss touchdown, or something. Candice and brother Chace, who stars on Gossip Girl , definitely hit the genetic lottery. Which got us thinking: Who would you rather … you know?
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Candice Crawford Shows Off Post-Baby Body: Wow!
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