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Kelly Brook Sloppy and Topless in a Bikini of the Day

I guess Kelly Brook isn’t 20 anymore, cuz her natural DDs are starting to look like they are a featured article in National Geographic, that I would still probably try to jerk off to because I am in a public library bathroom and there’s few options thanks to all the porn sites being blocked…. I mean she’s up on some 40 year old Kate Upton looking doughy ass shit, that I’m glad is topless on the beach, but that would be far more erotic in spanx spilling out of a tight dress, reminding me of some of her hotter nude pics. Looking at this makes me wonder if her abortion to extend her career was worth it, I figure the best years are behind her and maybe, it was a sign from her uterus to give up, cuz by the looks of her, it seems like her hormones decided to give her a mom body without the whole being a mom thing, which is probably harder to stomach, cuz a mom body when you’re a mom is overruled by being a mom, and the joy that brings a woman…you know focus on them instead of you. Either way, whatever this is, or whatever the motivation is, I’m happy she’s comfortable in her skin, since her skin is what made her who she is, I just think she probably shouldn’t be. The beaches of Cancun have seen better days…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS – THERE ARE A TON OF THEM FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Shalana Santana’s Lingerie of the Day

As I freeze my fucking dick off like I was Ryan Seacrest in his basement sex change room….only with less conviction….or choice….I figure the best way to celebrate the horribly frozen life I live is to stare at hot Brazilian models, modeling some lingerie in some catalog shots, that are about as exciting as any catalog shot you’ve jerked off to in your life time, which is not really that exciting, but still half naked….like anyone has jerked off to a fucking catalog shot in the last 10 years…this is the internet… YOU CAN GET PORN ON HERE …..but hot bodies are still lovely to look at especially when the last skin you’ve seen was from the neck up this winter…..cuz girls don’t whore out half naked when it is below zero….

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Shalana Santana’s Lingerie of the Day