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Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz are Idiots of the Day

I don’t give a fuck that Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson are trying to mess with the paparazzi by running around in stupid masks, it really only annoys me because I know that they probably think this is the funniest prank in the world.You know like an asshole who laughs at his own bad joke until you want to rip his fucking throat out. They’ve done it before when Pete Wentz used his bagel as a cell phone and when He made a mask out of a paper plate and she’s just the cunt who humors him and finds him so funny and creative enabling this kind of behavior even though it is all just him masking his homosexuality

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Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz are Idiots of the Day

Lohan Sisters Stretching in the Airport of the Day

Here are the Lohan sisters stretching like athletes, only instead of stretching for physical activity, they are stretching to get their bodies ready to do absolutely nothing but sit around all day, whether in LA or on the beach of St Barths or really anywhere they go they most they get done is shopping..I mean Lohan doesn’t even suck dick anymore, making these stretches pretty useless and remidn me of my horrible wife who complains of sports type injuries like sprains and pulled muscles from walking from the kitchen to the couch….cuz she’s fat…only the Lohan’s are the anorexic version of that laziness…something I would much rather jerk off on…and here are the pics… Pics via Bauer

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Lohan Sisters Stretching in the Airport of the Day