Dario Argento would be screwed if he didn’t have a hot daughter. The Italian horror maestro used to be great, but his movies have been on a steep downward decline since the mid-’80s. Now their only saving grace is his exhibitionist daughter Asia Argento , who has no problem stripping down for Daddy Dearest’s movies (Exhibit A: 2007’s Mother of Tears ). Argento’s new movie Dracula 3D (rather inexplicably) premiered at the Cannes Film Festival this week, and as expected, it’s terrible. Like sub-direct-to-video terrible. But look on the bright side: The reviews all note that Asia once again does her dad a solid by going naked, along with Italo-Spanish star Miriam Giovanelli. Miriam’s character is described as “mostly naked vampire Tanja” by Film School Rejects ‘ Simon Gallagher, who writes in his scathing review: “Argento doesn’t usually play by conventional or commercial filmmaking rules, e ven including nude scenes for his daughter (and almost every other female character to excess) in amongst the provocatively kitsch horror moments and downright ludicrous story elements.” In other words, hold out for the good parts on Mr. Skin…but if you’re feeling masochistic, you can see the trailer for Dracula 3D after the jump!
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Dracula 3D Is Terrible…Except for the Tits, Of Course [PIC, VIDEO]
