I saw Charli XCX perform accidentally when I used to leave the house many years ago…and no one cared…. It was at the time she first moved to America from the UK, and was making moves on social media to be the next Rita Ora…a dream no one actually has, because Rita Ora has accomplished very little except maybe fucking a Kardashian….and record producers…to get an illusion of a career…so that she could get invited to the it-parties and fake it til she made it a career.. So at the time I saw her and she was working her tits in leotards hard…no one cared….and I assume still don’t care…but it’s 5-6 years later…and she’s been consistent at the trying to get people to care…using ass, tits, whatever…and according to her IG story, her concert with Brooke Candy, another winner who paved the way for hipster sluts to make bad music, is sold out… So there’s that…while you look at her white panties wishing their was more of a stain on it, but the filters are too strong, we’ll never know if she’s been ovulating in these panties, or better yet, having her period – free bleeding like all the cool kids are doing in these panties…and that’s unfortunate. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Charli XCX Ass Shrine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Charli XCX is a butthole flasher. Clearly she knows that a butthole is the answer to all marketing efforts. It is how you get free coverage that you’d otherwise need to pay for….the power of the butthole roping us in and manipulating us. Who’d ever think seeing the place a girl shits from…and probably gross shits cuz most shits are gross…but when you factor in that she’s from the UK and likely has a terrible diet…not to mention a lot of travel borne illnesses from her life of luxury…coupled with anal on those fertile days she doesn’t want to get pregnant…was what we as a people would be most excited to lick and see…BUT ALAS humanity always throwing surprises at us… JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Charli XCX Butthole Flash of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Carrie Underwood is showing the inner bottom quadrant of her right ass cheek..and I am sure at least one of you has a fetish for the whole seeing ass cheek from the front…even if it’s just a fraction of an ass cheek from the front…cuz you know that part of the ass is closest in proximity to the anus and pussy hole…egg hole…. I don’t know what this is for..but she’s just misbehaving like all the girls are these days….and we can all collectively blame Simon Cowell for this old woman not working as a stripper or cocktail waitress in some small town….with dreams of being famous….but a reality that is Walmart shopping, trailer park living, all American, processed food eating…whore… Reality TV created this star who if life didn’t pan out for her right, could have been better used in so many other ways…like fucking to pay her rent….so when I see this…I see how the system failed US… JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Carrie Underwood Almost Upskirt of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Charli XCX got her gay tits out….. Charli XCX brought her tits out for Gay Pride, because I guess that’s what these girls are doing this year to celebrate DICK ON DICK sex, you know making themselves a part of it, as a supporter, or in Charli XCX a performer who probably has a mainly homo fan base….because Homos like shitty popstars, they find them so fierce and fabulous and OMG…or some shit…especially new generation queers who are far less interesting or edgy than old generation queers…nothing progressive here…. Charli XCX is some UK pop shit who moved to LA and became as famous as she is, which is not really that famous, by using her tits….so it only makes sense that when an excuse like PRIDE and showing you support for Pride comes up….you gotta get them nipples in a “do my nipples offend you”….stance…. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Charli XCX Gay Pride Nipples of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Well, that didn’t last long. Shortly after David Eason murdered his wife’s dog last week, Jenelle Evans made a smart decision for possibly the first time in her adult life. She packed up her kids and got the hell out of Dodge. This was the right thing to do primarily because it’s not safe for Jenelle and her kids to share a roof with a mentally unstable gun nut who’s prone to terrifying fits of rage. But it was also the right thing because if David actually experiences some consequences for a change, maybe he’ll eventually feel inspired to turn his life around and become the father his kids deserve. Unfortunately, that’s the kind of slow transformation that simply doesn’t happen in the space of a single week. And we learned on Saturday that Jenelle is back living with David after a separation of less than 5 days. “Where else would she go?” a source close to the situation tells Radar Online. “She has a farm to take care of. She’s back to the house to take care of the kids. How do you expect her to leave?” Judging by the fact that the insider actually referred to Jenelle’s collection of weeds and neglected animals as a farm, we can assume it’s a friend of hers. (It may even be Jenelle herself.) So we can also assume that the informant knows what she’s talking about when she says Evans issued Eason an ultimatum before returning to the Land: She made him promise that he’ll get a job and attend marriage counseling. “He needs to get a job, which is what he promised her,” the source says. “They’re trying to work on the relationship. They are getting a marriage counselor. They need time to work on the marriage.” Obviously, it’s almost impossible to imagine David either holding down a full-time job or sitting through an entire session with a therapist without storming off with his bottom lip quivering like a petulant toddler. Perhaps that’s why Jenelle is refusing to fully reconcile with David until he makes good on his promises. The insider says Evans “not back with him” yet, and is merely living at home for the convenience of it. These are tense times in Columbus County, as Jenelle is reportedly fearful that David will be arrested for animal cruelty . There’s also reason to believe Jenelle will finally be fired from Teen Mom 2 for her role in helping protect Eason from prosecution. “No word on the network,” the source says. “She’s not fired as of right now, that’s for sure. I don’t think they would fire her. We have other options if she gets fired.” If Nugget lost his life but got Jenelle fired in the process then he is officially the great savior of our time. View Slideshow: Jenelle Evans: Co-Stars React to David Eason Dog Murder!
Well, as you’ve no doubt heard by now, Meghan Markle welcomed her first child today. Based on his comments to the press, we know that Prince Harry is excited about fatherhood , but Meghan is still lying low, recovering, and spending time with her bouncing baby boy. Of course, royal-watchers are all over the world are overjoyed with the news that the delivery went smoothly, and both mother and son are resting comfortably. But many also find themselves consumed by burning questions. Sure, some of the big ones were answered today, but several others remain — including the all-important mystery of what Meghan and Harry will name their child . As is always the case with this sort of thing, the question of the baby’s name means big business for the global gambling community, with thousands placing their bets on the favorites. The most common predictions are names that have traditionally been favored by the royals — Arthur, Henry, George, and the like. But this time around, several dark horse candidates have proven to be popular and it seems that’s all thanks to Meghan. Yes, many believe that the Duke and Duchess of Sussex will break with tradition in order to honor Meghan’s American roots. One prominent purveyor of this theory is royal expert Victoria Arbiter, who repeated her hypothesis to CBS this week just prior to the announcement that Meghan had welcomed a boy” “I don’t have an inside track on the actual name but I think when it comes to names we are looking at a very strong name because that is who Meghan Markle and Prince Harry are,” Arbiter said. “But I also think we are going to see a name that works on both sides of the pond. “For example, something like Eleanor, Eleanor of Aquitaine was a 12th-century queen, she was highly influential and well respected.” Obviously, that one went out the window as soon as we realized we were dealing with a prince and not a princess. (Although if Meghan and Harry wanted to defy convention, naming a boy Eleanor would certainly do the trick.) Fortunately, Victoria had some theories regarding boys’ names, too: “When we come to boys Alexandra is the Queen’s middle name, Alexander is the masculine form,” Arbiter added. “Alexander Hamilton is one of the founding fathers in the US,” she continued. “So I think there are a lot of names here that work with the British Royal Family tree but also have strong roots in the US.” So there you have it — smart money is on Alexander, it seems. And you might still have time to place your bet. Harry and Meghan say they have yet to pick a name — and given how private these two are, it might be a week or more before they reveal it to the world. View Slideshow: Meghan Markle Baby Bump Watch: Is She Showing Yet?
Move over, Meghan Markle . You are no longer the only famous person celebrating first-time motherhood today. Comedian and actress Amy Schumer announced to the world a few hours ago that she, too, has welcomed a child into the world, sharing the precious photo below of herself, her son and her husband on Instagram. “10:55 p.m. last night,” she wrote as a caption. “Our royal baby was born.” Schumer and Chris Fisher got married in a surprise ceremony in Malibu in February of 2018 . She then announced she was expecting in October. The following month, Schumer revealed she had been hospitalized due to hyperemesis gravidarum, a pregnancy complication characterized by severe nausea. It sounds like the past nine months or so have not been very pleasant for Amy. “I am in the hospital. I’m fine. Baby’s fine but everyone who says the 2nd trimester is better is not telling the full story. I’ve been even more ill this trimester,” the Trainwreck star explained back then. She continued at the time: “I have hyperemesis and it blows. Very lucky to be pregnant but this is some bulls–t! Sending so much love to the doctors and nurses taking great care of me and Tati! They are cool as hell!” Thankfully, Schumer never lost her sense of humor throughout this difficult pregnancy. Heck, she stopped at the Metropolitan Museum of Art in New York City ON THE WAY TO THE HOSPITAL WHILE SHE WAS IN LABOR yesterday in order to pose on the front steps. “Met look this year. Last night on the way to the hospital,” she wrote as a caption to this amazing photo, making a reference to tonight’s MET Gala. No word yet on the measurements of Schumer’s son or his name. But we’re sure those details will come in time. We’re just glad Schumer is doing okay after delivery. “I love doing stand-up more than anything and I hate cancelling shows. I have to postpone some until I feel human again,” she wrote in November when her condition became too trying to bear. “But i will make up these dates and we will have a great time. “But I’m so grateful and excited to be a mom. I’m grateful I have access to healthcare, as we all should have.” This past Saturday, Schumer revealed the gender of her baby in a lengthy post where she spoke out against fast-food chain Wendy’s in the caption of an image featuring herself and Fischer in their pediatrician’s waiting room. “Hey! We love @chancetherapper and hate to be the ones to tell him that Wendys is the only fast food chain refusing to protect farmworker women from sexual assault and rape in the fields. “This is true. Please read that sentence again,” she wrote in part, prior to concluding: “Also we are having a boy.” CONGRATS!
The biggest fashion event of the year took place in New York City on Monday night. Per tradition, stars from sports, film, television, music and nearly every single industry that represents Hollywood stopped by the Metropolitan Museum of Art to dress in some very unusual outfits. And some wildly expensive outfits. This year's theme for the MET Gala? “Camp,” which is a refefernce to to Susan Sontag’s 1964 essay about artifice and stylization. Sontag notes that songs, movies, buildings, furniture, novels, people and, of course, clothes, all can encompass camp. In fact, Sontag gives her own examples of “campy” things, which included Tiffany lamps, Swan Lake, King Kong and Flash Gordon comics. Got it? Whatever. Just feast your eyes on the crazy ensembles from this annual event below! 1. Lady Gaga in Black Lingerie Lady Gaga underwent multiple costume changes for the MET Gala. One of them did not involve very many layers. 2. Gaga Goes Gala Lady Gaga sure is pretty in pink. This was the main outfit she went with at the Gala in 2019. 3. Kris Jenner at 2019 Gala Welp, this is a different look for Kris Jenner. We didn’t even recognize her at first. 4. Charli XCX at 2019 Gala Charli XCX has never met an unusual outfit she didn’t like. So she fit in well here, 5. 21 Savage at 2019 Gala 21 Savage rocked this ensemble at the fashionable event. He’s looking sharp! 6. Mindy Kaling at 2019 Gala Mindy Kaling is known for being funny. But she’s also so very pretty! View Slideshow
In very important news that isn’t important at all, but that the media tries to make you think is important, because they make money off this shit…The Grammy’s happened… I have a celebrity blog, and didn’t realize that they were on, because Award shows don’t matter. I can assure you that they had the least viewers they have ever had, people are busy living their life, and they can just scroll instagram to see who won, without sitting and committing to the bullshit, that is if thy even care… Most people don’t listen to the shit radio music being nominated, and most people don’t care about the celebrities involved….myself included. There was a time when Live Tweeting the shit could be a fun time, 10 years ago, when everyone would be at home on twitter watching the shit, helping me amass my insignificant following – no book deals here… I would just live tweet it because I genuinely hated it, a masochist who puts himself through abuse to get the jokes no one finds funny out there. I do really enjoy seeing the old school industry lose out, they are fucking snobs with superiority complexes who get all the money… While the power is really going back to the people, finally… So fuck the Grammy’s, they don’t matter. The people choosing the winners are all corrupt. It’s all attempts to get hype to sell ads against next year…where even less people will care. It’s a good time to be alive. Fuck the Grammys. Here are the tits. …. —— Ashlee Simpson still alive Bebe Rexha looking like Beetlejuice in the face Charli XCX Hard Nipples and Big Ol Unibrow Ciara flashing her mom thighs Dua Lipa big blue tits Janelle Monae Token Dark Skin Girl Julianne Hough the bad Mormon not sticking to the MODEST IS HOTTEST motto No Neck Megan Trainor Miley Cyrus with the side boob Nicole Scherzinger still attending awards she has no business being at JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Tits at the Grammy’s of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
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