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Rock T’s Joke Of The Day: Comforting Rappers [EXCLUSIVE AUDIO]

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Text “RICKEY” to 71007 to join the Rickey Smiley Morning Show mobile club for exclusive news.  ( Terms and conditions ). What’s the most comforting rap group ever? Rock-T ’s got a clever answer for that! Listen up top for his joke of the day and see whether or not the crew thought it was actually funny or not.   Sign Up For Our Newsletter! Close Thank you for subscribing! Please be sure to open and click your first newsletter so we can confirm your subscription. Email Submit ALSO TRENDING ON RICKEYSMILEYMORNINGSHOW.COM : 74-Year-Old Woman Gives Birth To Twins Nah! TLC’s Chilli Reacts To Fan Who Asks If They Look Alike Michael Jackson’s Daughter, Paris, Checks 50 Cent Over His Comments About Her Father Follow @TheRSMS

Rock T’s Joke Of The Day: Comforting Rappers [EXCLUSIVE AUDIO]

Light Work! Watch Damson Idris Flawlessly Switch Between English & American Accents In This Viral Throwback Video

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Pure COMEDY: Blake Griffin Lights Post-Op Caitlyn Jenner UP At Roast “Nobody In That Family Wants…” [Video]

Source: Jayne Kamin-Oncea / Getty Blake Griffin Roasts Caitlyn Jenner With Post-Op Transgender Joke Blake Griffin has been working on his standup comedy routine for several years now and it’s pretty well-known that his comedic timing is pretty damn good. He’s never been this funny. Ever. Blake appeared on Comedy Central’s roast of Alec Baldwin and although we haven’t seen the whole thing, it’s hard to imagine that anyone on that stage hit harder than the Detroit Piston’s baller who had his ginger sights set squarely on Caitlyn Jenner. Press play down bottom and be ready to laugh your a$$ off. We’re not sure if this joke is gonna inspire outrage and Chappelleian think pieces but that is the purest of comedy.

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Emily Osment Hick Bikini Tits of the Day

Emily Osment looks like a fucking hick in her white trash bro pool party thanks to a tarp in the back of their trailer out on a field somewhere…and I guess that’s more fun than some bullshit posing in Beverly Hills for paparazzi she hired to take pics of her, hoping they don’t look staged…. CHECK OUT THE TITS ON HER…I mean I am sure that is what you are actually doing, and not reading about my goto joke I’ve said way too many times for this to be funny, interesting or anything that could compete with those roundies, which is that she’s actually Haley Joel, who started hormones before it was a trendy thing for all kids to do, even 6 year old kids, thanks to parents that want them to be part of that TRANS storyline, doing more damage than good….So anyway, back to the joke, and for the record I realize this is terrible joke delivery….where that cute boy actors hit puberty and aren’t hirable, cuz a cute kid doesn’t make a cute adult….so before puberty, start hormones, play a girl, commit to that strategy and grow out some hot tits…cuz tits get hits, and give you legacy in this world of perverts, where being the kid who sees dead people doesn’t. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Emily Osment Hick Bikini Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Larissa Lima Assault Trial: What’s the Verdict?

Larissa Lima and Colt Johnson both came away with injuries after a scary, bloody fight on January 10 of this year. Only Larissa was arrested and charged. On Thursday, May 30, she attended her trial for domestic battery. That court session has now concluded. As for the verdict … there's some dispute over that. Some outlets are reporting that things didn't go too badly for Larissa, but that Thursday's hearing could still put her at risk of deportation. But we also have Larissa's statement about how the case went, and she is telling a different story. Take a look: 1. Larissa had her day in court Things did not entirely go her way, but they could have been way, way worse. 2. On Wednesday, she was asking for good luck She knew that, after her third arrest, she would need it. Larissa has a lot of fans who believe in her and want to see her succeed. 3. Colt is smiling That’s … not a great sign for Larissa, considering how the two of them feel about each other. 4. He also waxed philosophical “A chapter has ended, swept away by the whirlwind,” he writes, doing some sort of grand tour of cliches. “One door has closed but another has opened…” 5. But that’s nothing compared to how his mom is feeling Is … is Debbie trying to DAB? We’ve seen a lot of behavior from 90 Day Fiance stars, but this right here may be the most shocking. 6. There’s no love lost here Debbie is NOT a fan of Larissa, and may despise her more than Colt does. We’re sure that everyone on the planet has already made this joke, but we’re sure that they’re home celebrating with a grossly undercooked steak as we speak. View Slideshow

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Tamar Braxton Gets Fan Together For Slick Comment Under Her Man’s Photo

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Source: Earl Gibson III / Getty Tamar Braxton doesn’t play when it comes to her man and one fan learned that the hard way when she slipped into his comments section and wrote, “Hey u.” All of which prompted Tamar to respond to the woman and introduce herself in case she didn’t know she was from Baltimore and is bout that life. View this post on Instagram #TamarBraxton stepped into #TheShadeRoom to let y’all know ISSA JOKE! A post shared by The Shade Room (@theshaderoom) on May 29, 2019 at 8:00pm PDT Clearly Tamar wasn’t having it and neither was the woman who overstepped her boundaries. Tamar stepped into TheShadeRoom to let everyone know it was a little jokey joke, but the message is clear. Don’t mess with my man! RELATED STORIES: Tamar Braxton Reads Fan For Making Insensitive Comment While She Mourns The Death Of Her Niece Tamar Braxton Claims Her Mama And Sisters ‘Love’ Her New Nigerian Bae  

Tamar Braxton Gets Fan Together For Slick Comment Under Her Man’s Photo

Why So Serious? New ‘Joker’ Trailer Sparks MULTIPLE Debates On Social Media

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Source: Splash News / Splash News On Tuesday, director Todd Phillips previewed footage for his upcoming Joker movie at CinemaCon, the national convention of theater owners. The following day, the teaser trailer was released to the masses and of course, major commentary ensued. Joaquin Phoenix will take on the role of the Joker after a slew of notable roles in flicks like The Sisters Brothers, Her , and The Master , which earned him an Academy Award nomination. In the trailer for Joker , Phoenix seems destined to show off his acting chops with an eerie tale of a man pushed to the edge by society. Peep the clip for yourself below.   The trailer immediately received praise from certain folks, with many excited about the film’s psychological elements and acting. I’m so excited to see this movie! Joaquin Phoenix looks amazing! #Joker #DCUNIVERSE #DC #JoaquinPhoenix pic.twitter.com/Pesl2KkCXh — Caleb Ramos (@Darth_Ramos) April 3, 2019 Creating the Joker in 1989: Just throw him in chemical waste. Creating the Joker in 2019: Just throw him in society. #JokerMovie — shinobi602 (@shinobi602) April 3, 2019   However, along with the praise came numerous debates and random observations. Some veered on the hilarious side while others seemed to get quite heated. First off, there was some actor spotting throughout the trailer that definitely got people excited. Atlanta stars Brian Tyree Henry and Zazie Beetz especially made waves for a lot of folks… Wait. Did we know Brian Tyree Henry was gonna be in this!? #JokerMovie pic.twitter.com/qrgs2JEyZS — William Goodman (@goodmanw) April 3, 2019 The most important thing about the JOKER trailer to me: Brian Tyree Henry is in this movie. No one told me this. — Pinky Tuscadero (@jumpedforjoi) April 3, 2019 getting word on brian tyree henry and zazie beetz so looks like i just bought JOKER tickets — aliya jones (@ALlYAJONESS) April 3, 2019   Robert De Niro also makes a cameo in the trailer as an entertainment host, which caused people to recall his celebrated 1982 role in King of Comedy,  directed by Martin Scorsese . The King of Comedy (1982) / JOKER (2019) #RobertDeNiro pic.twitter.com/abBz0v9FHX — Ry Reviews (@RyReviews) April 3, 2019   In King of Comedy, De Niro plays a failing comedian who kidnaps a talk show host to boost his fame. It’s possible the deranged elements of the black comedy could make its way into the Joker film. Fans also couldn’t help but compare the Joker trailer to another Scorsese movie….1976’s Taxi Driver. In this psychological thriller, De Niro plays a taxi driver with insomnia who plots the assassination of a presidential candidate and the rescue of an underaged sex slave from her pimp. In the flick, De Niro’s character, Travis Bickle, keeps a diary similar to the one Phoenix keeps in the Joker trailer. Twitter users immediately started making the comparisons… THE JOKER X TAXI DRIVER PART 2 pic.twitter.com/FMlycAV3P3 — Jamie Righetti (@JamieRighetti) April 3, 2019 Right: Taxi Driver Left: #Joker Joaquin Phoenix going full Travis Bickle. https://t.co/cLIHJ0klWB pic.twitter.com/AZsKw1p0Nn — Zack Sharf (@ZSharf) April 3, 2019   With the psychological elements of the Joker trailer, it was difficult not to politicize the movie either. Debates were already brewing about what it means to have a mentally disturbed White man go violent. JOKER, a film where you're supposed to sympathize with a mediocre white man radicalized into deranged violence, will no doubt be appealing to the wrong audience for the worst reasons. — Alan Zilberman (@alanzilberman) April 3, 2019 Like Jorden Peele said, “I've seen that movie.” Joker has nothing to offer but more cultural fodder to empathize with evil white dudes. With Trump as president and so many white male terrorists being profiled as “good kids” gone bad. I am DONE with this shit. — Octavia Butler Predicted This MAGA Dystopia (@MsGo) April 3, 2019 No thanks, the Joker movie. If I want to hear about a white guy who starts murdering people because he got picked on, I’ll just watch the news. — The Volatile Mermaid (@OhNoSheTwitnt) April 3, 2019   Then finally, much of the talk wasn’t so much about who was in the movie, but who was missing. And it seems folks still can’t let go of the late great Heath Ledger, who played the Joker in 2008’s The Dark Knight . I’m sorry but Heath Ledger will always be The Joker to me. pic.twitter.com/OdUklgH2d6 — Coti Howell (@CotiHowell) April 3, 2019 Heath Ledger’s Joker was so good the character should be retired — Nate Hill (@NateHillTV) April 3, 2019 If it aint Heath Ledger I dont want it. https://t.co/J98SNr8rBf — T (@ThackerTy) April 3, 2019   Things got pretty heated… heath ledger and joaquin phoenix trying to outact each other as joker pic.twitter.com/Egl06eCwMo — raven (@cilliansjawline) April 3, 2019   Some people even brought Jared Leto ‘s Joker from Suicide Squad into the fight. I suspect this is how the definitive Joker list will shape up: GREAT JOKERS: Joaquin Phoenix, Heath Ledger, Mark Hamill GOOD JOKERS: Jack Nicholson, Cesar Romero SHITTY JOKER: Jared Leto — Nick Kolakowski (@nkolakowski) April 3, 2019 Jared Leto’s Joker > > > > > > > > Heath Ledger’s crappy Joker —

Ja Rule Eggs On Mock Meat Beef With 50 Cent, Calls Fif “Ol Ho Ass N*gga”

Source: Judy Eddy/WENN.com / WENN The beef between 50 Cent and Ja Rule endures even to this day, and it appears that there is no end in sight to the feud. After Fif’s last salvo, Ja fired back with several jabs of his own via social media, including calling his rival an “Ol Ho Ass N*gga.” In response to 50 Cent allegedly copping 200 front row seats to an upcoming show of his out of spite, Ja Rule went into a similar bag and took to Instagram to fire off some shots. In one post, a photoshopped image of 50 in women’s makeup featured the caption “This look fits you Ol ho ass n*gga…” which led to other similar posts. Another photo shows 50 standing next to a man dressed as a woman with his armed draped around the rapper, with a photoshopped gun holster with a sex toy and a purple strap-on attached to Young Buck also in the photo with that caption reading, “So this what goes on at them effen vodka events…” Lastly, Ja took to Twitter to claim all of the back and forth between the pair is nothing more than jokes but didn’t neglect to get one last jab in. Check out some of the images and shots in the posts below. This beef is a JOKE to everyone except this lil ape looking bitch… she mad mad!!! pic.twitter.com/l1nxY9e7GK — Ja Rule (@Ruleyork) October 28, 2018 — Photo: WENN

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This Ain’t It: The Internet Is CLOWNING Angela Simmons’ Struggly Uproar Challenge Harlem Shake

Angela Simmons’ Dancing Struggles Continue Angela Simmons is one incredibly gorgeous, magnetic, smart, thickimongoulsy thick, curvaceous, stunning black woman. She, also, is a woman who absolutely can not dance. Want proof? Just look at the video above of Angela trying her hand at the #UproarChallenge, which is supposed to be people Harlem shaking to the “Special Delivery”-inspired beat on Lil Wayne’s Carter V album. Instead of Harlem shaking, Angela looks like she’s just…shaking. Is that the Upper West Side Shake? What the hell is going on here? At least Angela is being a good sport about it, posting this: “#uproarchallenge lol you can always depend on me to do it wrong haha @therealswizzz @theshiggyshow @liltunechi M O O D unbothered #IKnowICantDance #DontCare ” We can always appreciate someone who’s in on the joke. Because, boy, there are jokes. Twitter came for her and it was the purest of comedy. Take a look… Angela Simmons can’t Harlem Shake to save her life, but she is thick tho. pic.twitter.com/H3swU5j5My — NUFF (@nuffsaidny) October 2, 2018

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Selena Gomez Not in Rehab, Showing Off Her Tits in a Failed Upskirt of the Day

Selena Gomez is some overly famous, overly celebrated, overly paid, overly hyped nonsense entitled, spoiled brat victim, who luckily has a Immune Deficiency that isn’t AIDS, but that could kill her, which is a good thing for us, since she’s annoying and pre-mature death a nice poetic end to her existence here, and a good thing for her because she can milk it, whine more, like when your wife has a cold and makes you slave over her, but the rich and famous version…. Well, when she’s not harvesting organs in her LA home, from groupies she promises fame to, she’s filming whatever the fuck this is, unless she’s in rehab, because she goes to rehab a lot, to decompress in a “Poor little rich kid”…so broken because you can’t appreciate the joke of a lottery win she’s won…terrible really.. But her new big tits look fun, all hormonal, or implants, all these girls competing with instagram sex workers, with their face injections and everything else, hard for an insecure girl who wants to make it. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Selena Gomez Not in Rehab, Showing Off Her Tits in a Failed Upskirt of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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