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Elena Iulia Rotari Pubic Hair of the Day

I am angry there is a thing or a hashtag or a challenge that is going viral on the internet called Jan-u-Hairy, encouraging women to not shave in January, it’s the month you hibernate, and your husband’s not fucking you anyway…he’s too busy jerking off to porn…but I say all days should be Jan-U-Hairy…because bush is one of the most glorious thing a vagina can do…far more glorious than that whole terrifying birthing process… I have enouraged every woman I know, both friend and foe, both sex partner and acquaintance, both stranger and girl who works the grocery store cash…to grow her bush, be creative, do her own thing, represent herself, celebrate herself…find her identity…find her soul…through her bush… DO NOT go out there and wax that shit for some queer boys who think hair is scary or gross and just want straight up labia…it’s a crazy thing to do…you crazy bitches…follow this Elena’s lead…and do staged shoots with you bush…for instagram or whatever….because a bush unseen is a bush that doesn’t exist to me and a bush that doesn’t exist to me – is as bad as a bald pussy. The post Elena Iulia Rotari Pubic Hair of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Natalia Vodianova Spread Legged for Old Times of the Day

There was a time when Natalia Vodianova was a big deal. One of the top models that people celebrated…she was making over 6 million dollars a year for a bunch of years. Calvin Klein were paying her over a million dollars a year for over 7 years…se must have had some dirt on old Calvin before it was ok to be a Gay Man who Rapes Young Men like you were Kevin Spacey…or maybe Calvin liked her… She is old as fuck, so she actually embodies communist values that I like to fixate on when I talk about the New Generation Russian sex workers who present themselves as models…who have no idea what escaping communism after living in a government funded concrete apartment with no hot water, rationed bread, rationed maxi pads, nothing AMerican…forcing them to climb through Siberia mountains to end up in America being millionaires… Well here she is demonstrating the birthing process…she’s a mother of 5, this pose must come natural to her at his point…it’s also coincidentally how she closes most of her jobs…mainly the securing of the son of the founder of LVMH – the people who own Louis Vuitton Moet Henessey….the biggest luxury brand ver… The post Natalia Vodianova Spread Legged for Old Times of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Olga Kent in a Bikini of the Day

Olga Kent is some Russian girl in her bikini because unlike other Russian girls who are waiting in line for rationed bread, or to be human trafficked out of communism…. No wait, it’s not the 80s anymore, and we now live in a time where Russian girls can be gold digging fame whores without pulling fucking miracles…making Olga Kent, hardly anything special in terms of her being here with us in her bikini today….or even that she’s managed to get into Movies…it’s not like she had to escape a communist work camp, or Olympic training facility to be here with us today…which doesn’t make her less hot…it just makes her less interesting. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Olga Kent in a Bikini of the Day

Rozanna Purcell in Shiny Lingerie for the Sun of the Day

She is Miss Universe Ireland 2010 and now she’s miss girl who’s shiny cheap looking panties I want to masturbate on to see my sperm drip off of….but would fear that my sperm would dissolve the shit…and not due to it’s toxicity thanks to hard drinking and bad living…but do to the cheap as fuck lookin quality of the fabric…you know some “don’t get this wet” it will turn into something horrible and poisonous like sulphuric acid and that should be recalled from China….if it wasn’t jacked up against this Miss Universe Ireland 2010 Rozanna Purcell’s hot body… But I will say, the cheap panties work for me, they remind me of all I’ve ever known on the caliber of woman I have bedded, and I like how they make her a little less pageant and a lot more pornstar…

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Rozanna Purcell in Shiny Lingerie for the Sun of the Day

Anna Draganska Modeling Lingerie Amazingly of the Day

Anna Draganska is Polish…but unlike most poles…she’s not in the circus due to great juggling skills and/or bear training skills…..she’s not a gymnast…or an Olympic weight lifter….she’s not in line for rationed bread…and she’s not in a catalog for mail order brides….. I admit, my knowledge of anyone eastern European or Russian is from an era when they were all behind the Iron Curtain during the Cold War..and as an ignorant man, I don’t feel the need to update my preconceived notions…but I do feel a need to stare at her half naked pics….cuz Communist USSR survivors…who were probably born after communism…and are actually daughters of billionaires…can be pretty fucking spectacular to look at….

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Anna Draganska Modeling Lingerie Amazingly of the Day

Paris Hilton Topless for GQ Russia of the Day

Like Levis and Coca cola in the 80s….the Russians care about America’s less signficant, unimpressive, everyday things that America doesn’t evencare about, only this time it is Paris Hilton, and not cuz they can’t get her, you see cuz everyone has got her, but because her PR people are working all angles, you know cuz they like being on her payroll, and happened to find the one magazine in the world willing to do a spread with her….GQ…the Russian, more communist, rationed bread….after the fall o the iron curtain…where tastes are still questionable….version… Here’s the proof. She is a whore.

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Paris Hilton Topless for GQ Russia of the Day

Xenia Deli in FHM South Africa of the Day

I still don’t really know who Xenia Deli is…but when you look like this….nothing else really matters about the bitch…she could be a fucking Nazi and you a jew and you’d still follow her into the cattle car….she’s one of those…I’d die to fuck her…literally….bitches…. From what I can figure out she is from Moldova and that doesn’t fucking matter……She’s 23 and that dosn’t fucking matter….She won the 2011 Beach Bunny model search and that doesn’t matter….She’s done Fredrick’s of Hollywood campaign and that doesn’t fucking matter….she’s 5 foot 7 and that doesn’t matter….What matters is what her home address is so I can park outside and eventually show her the rationed bread line to my penis….her communist ass, even if she was only communist until she was 2, will feel right at home…at least that’s the fantasy….cuz she’s hot. Here she is for South Africa FHM!

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Xenia Deli in FHM South Africa of the Day

Alejandra Alonso Nakde in L’Official Ukraine of the Day

Her name is Alejandra Alonso and she’s strategically naked for fashion….strategic in a bad way…you know in a way that she’s not showing any fucking nudity at all…and that she might as well be clothed in….. The funny thing about this is that it is for L’Official the Ukraine edition…something I had no idea existed…partially cuz I’ve never been to Russia’s toilet bowl….but also because you’d think the Ukraine was one of those communist markets you don’t really bother with…you know like if it was L’Official Cuba….or L’Official shouldn’t you be waiting in line for rationed bread you fucking gymnast, figure skate, sex trade organized crime ring running mother fucker…. Goodtimess.

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Alejandra Alonso Nakde in L’Official Ukraine of the Day

Anja Rubik Slutty Vogue Russia Shoot of the Day

Here’s some Vogue Russia photoshoot to celebrate the fall of the iron curtain…you know cuz know they are more laid back then America when it comes to sexuality in their magazines…cuz America prefers death, gore, killing and blood, to succulent nipples I want inside my asshole in some new wave sex position I just invented….. The model is named Anja Rubik, she was born in Poland and escaped the USSR rationed bread line to become a hot fucking model who walks the Victoria’s Secret Fashion show the last few years…who poses in HERE and shows off her HERE and who got naked for the Pirelli calendar HERE . I’m a fan of this tall lean amazingness….and these pictures are hot.

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Joanna Krupa Flat Ass and Fake Tits in These Bikini Pictures of the Day

Joanna Krupa is a very irrelevant Polish American who escaped communist rule, got fake tits, who did a bunch of low grade modeling gigs that involved her half naked because she was willing to get half naked…eventually leading to Maxim and Playboy and never quite establishing herself as anything beyond being a bitch who gets half naked, that somehow lead to her on Dancing with the Stars, despite never being a star, but I guess to her family she was, because being in magazines was a far from being in line for rationed bread, or working in the sex trade to escape communism, or even rehearsing a juggling act with a Polish circus bear, so I guess she’s made it and I don’t mind, since making it means putting her flat ass, fake tits, botox face, lip injected lips in a bikini, making her a circus act of her own, only this circus is real fucking life and not under then big top…. Here are some pics…

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