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Paris Hilton Topless for GQ Russia of the Day

Like Levis and Coca cola in the 80s….the Russians care about America’s less signficant, unimpressive, everyday things that America doesn’t evencare about, only this time it is Paris Hilton, and not cuz they can’t get her, you see cuz everyone has got her, but because her PR people are working all angles, you know cuz they like being on her payroll, and happened to find the one magazine in the world willing to do a spread with her….GQ…the Russian, more communist, rationed bread….after the fall o the iron curtain…where tastes are still questionable….version… Here’s the proof. She is a whore.

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Paris Hilton Topless for GQ Russia of the Day

Emily Ratajkowski and Sara Underwood for Carl’s Jr of the Day

The nice thing about this Carl’s Jr ad for a dirty burger is that I have seen both Emily Ratajkowski’s Dirty Burger in her panties and Sara Underwood’s Dirty Burger in her Panties and now those dirty burgers are promoting pulled pork topped cheeseburgers in some meaty fucking mess….even though they both coincidentally have coinslot pussy that no meat pokes out of…unless their pussies have been photoshopped…which is likely, cuz based on my experience….90 percent of pussy hangs out, even just a little while 80 percent of the remaining 10 percent that are coinslots, or inny, or slits are on fat chicks…maybe I’ve just fucked a lot of loose whores….but both these girls, as hot as they may be….and by they I mean EMILY RATAJOWSKI …cuz that Sara bitch is low level bottom feeding trash while EMILY RATAJOWKSI is perfection…..are probably the owners of some well traveled vaginas of their own…cuz you don’t get on TV or in commercials if you’re not….Am I right people?

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Emily Ratajkowski and Sara Underwood for Carl’s Jr of the Day

Emily Ratajkowski and Sara Underwood for Carl’s Jr of the Day

The nice thing about this Carl’s Jr ad for a dirty burger is that I have seen both Emily Ratajkowski’s Dirty Burger in her panties and Sara Underwood’s Dirty Burger in her Panties and now those dirty burgers are promoting pulled pork topped cheeseburgers in some meaty fucking mess….even though they both coincidentally have coinslot pussy that no meat pokes out of…unless their pussies have been photoshopped…which is likely, cuz based on my experience….90 percent of pussy hangs out, even just a little while 80 percent of the remaining 10 percent that are coinslots, or inny, or slits are on fat chicks…maybe I’ve just fucked a lot of loose whores….but both these girls, as hot as they may be….and by they I mean EMILY RATAJOWSKI …cuz that Sara bitch is low level bottom feeding trash while EMILY RATAJOWKSI is perfection…..are probably the owners of some well traveled vaginas of their own…cuz you don’t get on TV or in commercials if you’re not….Am I right people?

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Emily Ratajkowski and Sara Underwood for Carl’s Jr of the Day

Will Farrell’s Weird College Homo Erotic Pic of the Day

This was sent to me today…and exclusive some of you fags can jerk off to…it is of Will Farrell back in college, before he was famous, or in Old School, or the seasoned veteran on SNL, unable to make it in the real world, before really fucking making it in the real world, and he’s wearing his fucking panties with another dude, something you fan boys can get off to and tell yourself it’s not gay, cuz it’s just a picture and you’re just a huge fan, and this just happens to be open on your screen, and that you’re actually jerking off to something you saw yesterday that you’re thinking about….and this younger, slimmer, fitter Will Farrell half naked has absolutely nothing to do with your erection, you just think his comedy is genius…and if that’s considered gay….so be it….kind of thing…..

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Will Farrell’s Weird College Homo Erotic Pic of the Day