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Alexis Ren’s Sweet Tiny Booty

I’m still waiting for  Alexis Ren to take my career advice and ditch those Instagram modeling gigs of hers for a much more practical job: porn. But until that day, at least we’ve got the next best thing. AKA these new GIFs of Alexis’ booty on Snapchat. It’s not quite porn, but hey, look on the bright side, at least this way, you can still look at it at the office without getting flagged by HR.

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Alexis Ren’s Sweet Tiny Booty

Joanna Krupa Flat Ass and Fake Tits in These Bikini Pictures of the Day

Joanna Krupa is a very irrelevant Polish American who escaped communist rule, got fake tits, who did a bunch of low grade modeling gigs that involved her half naked because she was willing to get half naked…eventually leading to Maxim and Playboy and never quite establishing herself as anything beyond being a bitch who gets half naked, that somehow lead to her on Dancing with the Stars, despite never being a star, but I guess to her family she was, because being in magazines was a far from being in line for rationed bread, or working in the sex trade to escape communism, or even rehearsing a juggling act with a Polish circus bear, so I guess she’s made it and I don’t mind, since making it means putting her flat ass, fake tits, botox face, lip injected lips in a bikini, making her a circus act of her own, only this circus is real fucking life and not under then big top…. Here are some pics…

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Joanna Krupa Flat Ass and Fake Tits in These Bikini Pictures of the Day