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Kate Beckinsale’s in a Bikini Top of the Day

Posted on March 29, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Kate Beckinsale has made a career on being this hot bodied babe that all the nerds fucking love. She got cast in one nerd movie, the kind of nerd movie nerds are totally loyal to, and collect every edition released in DVD form, two of each. One to watch and One to sit on their self, never accumulating any value cuz that is old technology, but there as a safety, cuz nerds are weird. But I think she should have made her mark on the world as a mom who managed to not let that whole baby thing fuck up her toned stomach, or make men want to run from her mangled, shredded mom pussy, cuz even at 39, while standing with her 15 year old, a red fucking flag she looks fuckin awesome. Here she is…now stare…while I got Easter egg hunting / hard drinking….

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Rozanna Purcell in Shiny Lingerie for the Sun of the Day

Posted on November 14, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

She is Miss Universe Ireland 2010 and now she’s miss girl who’s shiny cheap looking panties I want to masturbate on to see my sperm drip off of….but would fear that my sperm would dissolve the shit…and not due to it’s toxicity thanks to hard drinking and bad living…but do to the cheap as fuck lookin quality of the fabric…you know some “don’t get this wet” it will turn into something horrible and poisonous like sulphuric acid and that should be recalled from China….if it wasn’t jacked up against this Miss Universe Ireland 2010 Rozanna Purcell’s hot body… But I will say, the cheap panties work for me, they remind me of all I’ve ever known on the caliber of woman I have bedded, and I like how they make her a little less pageant and a lot more pornstar…

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Mischa Barton’s Hot Enough for Me of the Day

Posted on June 30, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I think the fall of Mischa Barton happened years ago when she stupidly wore shorts out and everyone saw her sloppy, cellulite ridden legs, despite being a relatively skinny girl. Everyone laughed and pointed and didn’t really let the fact that it was a hereditary deformity that comes with hormonal imbalances, diet and a variety of other things she couldn’t really control, leading to getting no work, hard drinking and drug use and now this….which isn’t all that bad, or as bad as people are making it out to be, because when girls look like this, it usually means they’ll fuck you, whether it’s for money, for food, or just because they are crazy and have no idea what the fuck is going on, and that’s always a good thing, except maybe if it comes with HIV, which it usually does… That said, it is safe to say that Mischa Barton is going to die…so jerk off to her while you can, because if you’ve learned anything from Michael Jackson’s death, it gets weird after a while knowing he’s dead…who am I kidding…no it doesn’t…. Pics via Fame

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Blossom Licking her Lips of the Day

Posted on May 31, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Mayim Bialik is giving jewish girls a bad name…Seriously. Most Jewish girls have personal trainers, eat healthy, wear expensive clothes, get their hair and make-up done weekly, but every once in a while one slips through the crackes and ends up dumpy, ass faced and inbred looking like this Blossom bitch. When the show was on the air I felt she had no business being on TV and now that it’s over, I feel like she has no business being alive. Seriousl, this is the face that would make anyone jump out the second floor window when they walk by the hallway mirror, or worse, if they wake up next to it after a night of hard drinking, only to see her empty the contents of the used condom inside her to feel what love and commitment actually feels like, and to hopefully get knocked up so that she has a legacy, gets to follow nature’s course and gets to live a normal life as a mother but more importantly to feel like somone other than her parents actually love her…no offense or anything. Here she is licking her lips for those of you who like tongue and don’t care who it belongs to… Pics via PacificCoastNews

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Jerry Hall You’re Lookin’ Good Sweetheart of the Day

Posted on March 16, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Jerry Hall was a top model in the 1970-and now she’s scary as fuck, which makes you wonder what kind of girls get booked as models. I know for the most part they take a good picture when they are young and before they are eaten by the fucking lifestyle of hard drinking and drugs, but when you get the make-up off and give them a few year in bake in the sun, they are nothing but serious monsters. Sure, in pictures a 6 foot tall chick looks like she’d be fun to get up inside, but when you put her in heels and stand next to her at the bar, it feels more like you can crawl up her leg and burry yourself into her womb to keep warm when you’ve been evicted and have no where else to go…unfortunately, the freaks of natures have these egos that come with charing 2000 dollars a picture that makes them uninterested in short fat men, even though you’d think they’d take anything they could get based on their look, when really they have more money and glamor than they know what to do with…that’s why you should always be nice to freakishly tall women…when they are young, because by the time they weather like Jerry Hall, there’s pretty much nothing left for you…except maybe Mick Jagger divorce settlement money…but even that may not be enough to distract a man from this fucked up face. Here she is in her prime for those of you who probably have no idea who Jerry Hall is…. Pics via PacificCoastNews

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Katy Perry Has a Shitty Body No Matter How Hard She Tries of the Day

Posted on October 19, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Katy Perry was out having a lazy workout, because she’s a lazy girl, and the proof is in her shitty body. I don’t know what possessed her to wear shorts that make her look like she’s in an adult diaper like the lazy bitch she is, who is too lazy to get off her ass to walk to the fucking bathroom and take a fuckin’ shit cuz it’s too much work for her, but the reality is that some of you probably like it, because you have no taste and you live in a town where everyday girls are 300 pounds thanks to America’s freedom to eat all the toxic foods you motherfuckers eat