Source: Ittipol Nampochai / EyeEm / Getty As many of us go into 2019 hoping it might be the year we find love, one young woman is sharing an amazing story that’ll keep you optimistic about finding your one true person. Her name is Jessica Share and as she tells BBC, she bought sperm from an anonymous man to start a family with her wife at the time, not knowing that more than a decade later she would meet her sperm donor and fall in love with him . What are the odds? Hit the flip to see how it all went down, as told by BBC Stories on Twitter. Plus, more photos of their family here .
No joke – I was creeping on Daphne Groenevald’s instagram yesterday, I saw her model boyfriend and her in Coachella and thought – damn I like her face – she should post more choking on cock and taking loads in her face… Then today….this set from a magazine she’s in – or a shoot she’s in with her shirt off pops up and I’m like – OMG facebook is totally listening to everything I do and showing me ads and content related to that – on some I’m being tracked we’re all going to die – but before we do – let big corporations monetize my privacy and person like I am a stat in their marketing sales and buying campaigns – because I am…thanks to the interent…we’re all idiots for using… Except Daphne Groenevald …even though she’s doing it half right…we got the tits down…the hot model face down…but I want to see PENETRATION / INSERTION / LIFE… The post Daphne Groenevald Topless of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Kate Beckinsale is a freak of nature…she is like Jesus on the cross….she’s fully come back to life from the dead….or maybe she’s never died…either a vampire or a fucking zombie…who cares…it’s easter…. If she did die at 20, which based on her body, is when she looks like she died, we can assume it was after nerds jerked off to her to so much she drowned on their sperm….they way you’d probably like to kill all women, if only they let you get close enough, you weirdo… Here daughter – Also in Bikini The post Kate Beckinsale in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I just saw that Kate Bosworth was in Montreal the other day – and I stupidly didn’t know this before she was here – and I didn’t go profess my love for her by throwing my semen at her – before getting arrested because semen is a controlled substance that you’re not legally allowed to throw at people – even if you’ve been saving it up in a jar next to your bed since you first saw Kate Bosworth in whatever it is she was first in….only to have her drop charges after tasting it and realizing it’s sugary goodness…making her addicted to my sperm and hiring me as her sperm factory she locks in her pool house making her a shot a day….because that’s the kind of fantasy I have… I like that she’s skinny, I like her legs, her face, she is what all girls should look like, so if I ever made billions and could build a woman producing lab in my basement…we’d factor in a little bit of this in the design… She’s old and still looks like this… The post Kate Bosworth Nipples of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
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How random is this? Mother Falls In Love With Sperm Donor Forget dating services — apparently the sperm bank is where it’s at . Not only can you come out of there with an adorable new baby, but if you take the time to track down your donor, you might skip out of the situation with a new boo as well! At least that is what happened to one Austrailian woman who is now engaged to the sperm donor that enabled become a mother again after having lost multiple children. Via MailOnline : The heartwarming tale of a woman who tracked down and fell in love with the ‘anonymous’ sperm donor who gave her a healthy baby girl could be made into a Hollywood movie have now announced their engagement. Newspaper, magazine and TV offers have come flooding in from all over the globe after Victorian couple Aminah Hart and Scott Andersen told their incredible story on the ABC on Monday night. The couple’s incredible romance has got more serious since Scott proposed while they were on holiday in Thailand with their daughter. At the age of 42 newly single Aminah Hart made a decision that changed her life in a way that she never could have imagined, leading her to meet and fall in love with the stranger whose sperm she used to conceive her daughter. At the time, the Melbourne professional wanted to have a child but had already suffered the tragic loss of two sons due to a genetic disorder called x-linked myotubular myopathy, a condition that affects muscles used for movement and occurs almost exclusively in boys. Her first son Marlon, conceived with her former husband, died at the age of four months, while she was living in England, and in 2010 when Aminah was living back in Australia, Louis – fathered by a former partner – died at the age of 14 months. ‘You can’t really put it into words. I had two relationships and two children but it wasn’t until the second one that I got a diagnosis of the genetic disorder,’ Aminah told Daily Mail Australia. ‘It took me a long time to make the decision and I considered everything: my age, social status and that I carried a fatal genetic disorder… I had the understanding that I wasn’t a great prospect.’ Aminah decided to ‘give it one last go’. The donor that stood out from the three was a man who described himself as ‘happy and easy going’ with a strong work ethic. She had grown up without knowing her own father, having last seen him when she was just 11 months old, so she was keen for her future child to meet their father. ‘Scott said on his profile that he was happy to meet any child that was conceived,’ Aminah added. Meanwhile, Aminah’s mother Helen had grown increasingly interested in who Leila’s father might be as her blonde hair and blue eyes were in contrast to Aminah’s West Indian appearance. Despite thinking it wasn’t a good idea at first, when her mum became convinced she’d found Leila’s father Aminah decided to contact the agency and offer her details in case he wanted to get in touch or see a photo of his daughter. Scott responded and the pair began exchanging emails, Aminah sent photos of Leila and by the time their daughter was one year old they had decided it was time to meet in person. ‘It was quite surreal that it was not uncomfortable. There was a little bit of romance born that night,’ Aminah remembered. Aminah sees their relationship as a ‘beginning rather than a happy ending’ and calls it a ‘really beautiful chapter’ in her life full of ‘happiness and joy’. OrangeSkyLaundry
We’ve seen her ALLEGED TIT BEFORE People are saying that this picture above is also her…which I guess would make sense because she’s been naked before…but I am saying “Who the fuck is Jennette McCurdy…. I get the whole naked for publicity angle, but I’m not going to go google this shit to see who she is, what she does, or what she is publicity stuntin’ for…it takes a certain kind of girl to want to be famous, and that girl if not already connected is usually pretty willing to get naked.. I guess since we live in the internet porn generation – this kind of thing is hardly a scandal…but still naked…and that counts for something – even if it isn’t her, and she isn’t spreading her gaping asshole…
Cora Keegan is the fucking worst, but only because I love her…and want to send her presents, like tupperware containers filled with my sperm, hoping she uses it as lube with all her other boyfriends who she chose over me, because that way maybe she’d have my kid, and we’d be stuck with each other for ever / until the kid was 18, provided she told the guy she was letting think it was his kid that she used random sperm she got mailed to her as lube… But unfortunately, my testosterone is too low to fill even a shot glass up with sperm…at least I can look at her naked…in pictures because that’s kinda what she does…being a dumb model and all.
She is Miss Universe Ireland 2010 and now she’s miss girl who’s shiny cheap looking panties I want to masturbate on to see my sperm drip off of….but would fear that my sperm would dissolve the shit…and not due to it’s toxicity thanks to hard drinking and bad living…but do to the cheap as fuck lookin quality of the fabric…you know some “don’t get this wet” it will turn into something horrible and poisonous like sulphuric acid and that should be recalled from China….if it wasn’t jacked up against this Miss Universe Ireland 2010 Rozanna Purcell’s hot body… But I will say, the cheap panties work for me, they remind me of all I’ve ever known on the caliber of woman I have bedded, and I like how they make her a little less pageant and a lot more pornstar…
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