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Gabriella Papadakis Figure Skating Nipple Slip of the Day

Gabriella Papadakis is some figure skater who has had the first official nipple slip during the Olympics, reminding us something that we didn’t need to be reminded, and that is that Figure Skating is the only Olympic sport to jerk off to. Maybe that seems obvious to me because as a Canadian, our national government owned Channel used to play Figure skating every sunday, and in an era before internet porno, that made our hangovers more manageable through masturbation options… But there’s those speed skater thighs, with their tight outfits jacked up their vaginas…and I guess there’s Lindsay Vonn and her black dick loving celebrity athlete hustle…but this Gabriella Papadakis….is the winner of this contest as far as I’m concerned…reclaiming her sport as erotica…exposing the world her nipple…cuz all these bitches love attention… MY KIND OF OLYMPICS….the NIPPLE EXPOSING OLYMPICS. The post Gabriella Papadakis Figure Skating Nipple Slip of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Kendall Kylie Jenner Shorts of the Day

A video posted by King Kylie (@kyliejenner) on Jun 3, 2015 at 2:37pm PDT When you’re dad comes out to the world as a woman in his big reveal…like this was Extreme Makeover before it became Extreme Home Makeover to mask how terrible the fucking show idea was…taking mom away from the kids to give her 3 months of extreme surgery turning her into another person…because the world is a vapid, superficial place, not that Bruce Jenner was ever really present for the kids, he was too busy cash grabbing and whoring them all out, because people love attention… You should always wear short enough jumpers to show the world your ass cheek…it’s not only today’s fashion, but encoded in your hooker DNA… I’m into this. The post Kendall Kylie Jenner Shorts of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Taylor Swift Polaroids of the Day

Everyone is excited about the biggest thing in Show Business, who crosses all borders and boundaries, who touches all people, and demographics, especially men and Victoria’s Secret models and here are some polaroids of her to remind you of the early days of sexting…before phones, when you had to leave dick pics in your neighbor’s mailbox anonymously to show them that you like her…and I guess they are kind of hot enough to remind us all the Taylor Swift, is a total slut..at least to me…and I am a fan .even if she’s marketed as a victim…because I love victims and clearly her team are geniuses..because I should have no interest in anything Taylor Swift – pretty much ever… I think Ariana Grande is in the pics…because Frenemies…

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Natalie Gal is Amazing of the Day

Her name is Natalie Gal and I am in love. She looks familiar, but maybe that is just because she’s Russian and I’ve been dreaming about a Russian wife for the last 2 decades…something that may be easy to pull off, but I’m more into real love…and eternal happiness…because there is just something magical about their amazing faces, and the fact that I am convinced they don’t really have a soul…thanks to communism, but I like to think that unlike other Russians this one has a soul, and it is my soul’s mate…at least it should be when laying around in beds half naked like this…

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Anna Ewers for Alexander Wang of the Day

Well this is the hottest jeans campaign I’ve ever seen… Her name is Anna Ewers and I am in love…even though she rhymes with sewers…sewers I would swim through and eat whatever I found floating like some kind of pervert Ninja Turtle, without the Athleticism, so more like a homeless person, just to convince her to move her hand…

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Kendall Jenner and Cara Delevingne’s Love Cover of the Day

Well…it is fashion not porn…even thought it is a pretty grey area..because fashion is porn to me…but I guess getting a little Kendall Jenner mounting bi-sexual Cara Delevingne “it” girl…is a perfectly appropriate cry for attention from both parties who fucking love attention…which is pretty good on Kendall’s part, considering she comes from a porn family…and this should be her getting fisted…based on the morals and values in the family…even though really, based on their money, should be her living off her allowance and not bothering with any of this shit, but her money hungry horrible devil mom would have none of that.

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Karrueche Tran: Pregnant By Chris Brown?! Friend Hints at Baby Bump on Instagram!

Back in August, Chris Brown tweeted about his desire to have a baby by Karrueche Tran . Today, it seems that he may have made that dream a reality. A mutual friend of Karrueche and Chris’ posted the above photo with a caption reading, “Congratulations I hope is a boy!” Obviously, he might have been joking, but the rumor is officially out there now, and both Chris and Karrueche have yet to respond. Though it’s been pretty tame compared to Chris’ other relationships, the 5-year on-off romance between Brown and Tran has been tumultuous by pretty much any other standard. Karrueche dumped Chris over the summer after he posted an explicit photo of her online without her knowledge. They got back together just a few weeks later, but it’s been far from smooth sailing in the months since. Just last week the couple was reportedly on the rocks following rumors that Chris cheated with Jhene Aiko .  So are the pregnancy reports just the latest in a long line of rumors about Chris and Karrueche or are we seriously faced with the frightening prospect of Chris Brown becoming a dad? Given how much these two love attention and social media, we likely won’t have to wait very long to find out. Karrueche Tran: Chris Brown Plaything! 1. Karrueche Tran, Chris Brown Selfie Karrueche Tran and Chris Brown team up on the most disgusting selfie of all time.

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Miranda Kerr and Her Implants Take Selfies from H&M of the Day

So H&M did a parody of Miranda Kerr’s fake titty campaign for Reebok: With their own version of the model changing…only much less naked, and much more culturally relevant because she takes selfies, where as Reebok only used her for the whore that she is… All this to say, people are very excited about her breast implants, doing all kinds of before and after pics, without realizing all the Victoria’s Secret models have implants… But more importantly, that Miranda Kerr fucked Beiber, I broke the story, but no one noticed, that’s why her marriage and contract with VS ended… But apparently, she still gets work. Fun

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Elizabeth Gillies Instagram Creep of the Day

Elizabeth Gillies is someone who I have never heard of, because unlike you I don’t masturbate to Nickelodeon…I prefer the girls I fantasize about to not to be annoying tweens in annoying tween tv…but like all girls on TV, especially Tween bullshit, she’s trying to attention seek her own way, the only way she knows how, because the thing with actors is that they love attention, otherwise they’d be behind the cameras, and lucky for you, that way involves being a little revealing and slutty, to break down the wall of kids shows..to let ppl know, these tits are real actors and ready fore real roles… I am okay with that.

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Courtney Stodden for NUTS of the Day

Courtney Stodden has it all figured out. She went from fake titty stripper who pretended she was 15 to get the tabloids to pay attention to her and her husband who I still have never heard of but who was apparently on TV…Tabloid fodder white trash america really responded to because they knew girls just like Courtney working their local stripclubs or Walmarts…to being on UK reality shows…and now doing spreads in UK lad mags…like she is hot or like she matters…and it is just a matter of time when the hype dies down…and she embraces the porn career she probably had planned before she got into this whole hustle…but maybe I am just judging a book by its cover…maybe she’s just a delicate flower sent from heaven who coincidentally looks like a gutter porn slut with daddy issues…maybe those stupid clown-like novelty fake tits are just there to make her t-shirts fit better and not to look like a cartoon when she gets fucked in her porn…her whole existence is not what is crazy to me…it’s the fact I know she exists that is…and here are her Glamour model pics…where she looks 40, not 18, as she has looked since day one….what a joke…

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