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Bella THorne and Sister for Nike of the Day

Bella Thorne is a little narcissist who loves posting slutty pics of herself for attention – because her parents taught her how important that is for her to do… I remember when being a vain narcissist was something you were told you couldn’t openly show the world…that you’d be slaughtered and destroyed…and when people were self hating, destined for failure, self medicating, disasters who didn’t feel as hot as the models in the magazines…yet now…everyone seems to think they are hot enough for the magazines because all these ugly fat people are famous and magazines are now instagram…it’s super fucking weird….but now it’s celebrated and gets these people paid… People that are so annoying to be around because they think they are important…when really they are just shit.. The post Bella THorne and Sister for Nike of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Daniela Lopez Osorio in Bathing Suits of the DAy

No idea who Daniela Lopez Osorio – but I’ll assume she’s some instagram whore on the rise- trying to make it in a world of so many instagram whores – not needing to be real models because modeling agencies will sign and promote anyone with some level of following – and luckily for all these girls – modeling requires no talent – just an ability to not feel like an asshole while posing like an asshole because you’re an asshole with an asshole I’d like to stick my tongue inside to try to eat whatever she had for dinner the previous night – not because I am into shit – but because I’m into hot girls trying to make it who look like this… So Daniela Lopez Osorio is alright This shoot is fucking cheese….cheese I’m into eating cuz of this ass.. TO SEE THE REST OF THIS CRAZY BOOTY CLICK HERE The post Daniela Lopez Osorio in Bathing Suits of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Photoshopped Sophie Simmons Plays Washed Up Model of the Day

Sophie Simmons is Gene Simmons’ fat daughter, who I guess is less fat, at least based on her back, because why the fuck wouldn’t she be fit, she’s got access to all the money in the world and all it takes is hiring a fucking trainer to whip her into shape on her schedule in her home gym….which would take work…so why work when you have all the money in the world and don’t need to work…or workout…and you can afford all that great food…. I mean that was before she was an instagram model – or aspiring instagram model – addicted to the fame from being on TV, trying to follow her mother’s lead, thinking she’s a little hotter than she actually is thanks to positive reinforcement, trying to be the kind of girl her billionaire KISS dad was into….all while being the collector’s item real KISS fans and collectors are OBSESSED with… Because she’s looking fitter than she was, but barely, she had a minute where she was about to breakthrough before realizing that plus sized modeling is IN..so bitch squeezed IN to some lingerie…to actually have photo proof that she works… The post Photoshopped Sophie Simmons Plays Washed Up Model of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Daniela Lopez Osorio of the Day

No idea who Daniela Lopez Osorio – but I’ll assume she’s some instagram whore on the rise- trying to make it in a world of so many instagram whores – not needing to be real models because modeling agencies will sign and promote anyone with some level of following – and luckily for all these girls – modeling requires no talent – just an ability to not feel like an asshole while posing like an asshole because you’re an asshole with an asshole I’d like to stick my tongue inside to try to eat whatever she had for dinner the previous night – not because I am into shit – but because I’m into hot girls trying to make it who look like this… So Daniela Lopez Osorio is alright. The post Daniela Lopez Osorio of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Anna Ewers for Alexander Wang of the Day

Well this is the hottest jeans campaign I’ve ever seen… Her name is Anna Ewers and I am in love…even though she rhymes with sewers…sewers I would swim through and eat whatever I found floating like some kind of pervert Ninja Turtle, without the Athleticism, so more like a homeless person, just to convince her to move her hand…

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Cara Delevingne Walks and the Paparazzi Care of the Day

Cara Delevingne is relevant now, the American paparazzi follow her…and care about what she’s tonguing. The only thing I see is a Socialite, rich kid, who partied with the right people, and who got invited to the Chanel warehouse sale where Karl Lagerfeld said “hey why don’t you model for me”…to which she did and now she exists… It’s like right party, right place, right friends and the public confuse her for being relevant, or even being the most relevant “it” girl around, when she’s probably just pretty fucking annoying… You know that all this fame has gone to her head, and that she’s probably the worst human to ever be around…I mean – unless she’s letting you watch her tongue a vagina in a VIP exclusive yacht because she so wild and hip…

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Mila Kunis Sucking Spoons of the Day

Here is Mila Kunis showing everyone what it is like to be pregnant and miserable, where your only happiness comes from getting ice cream and being able to eat whatever the fuck you want, even though it doesn’t take away the sads of how wrecked her little kutcher is going to look when her little kutcher crawls out and pollutes the entire world…. Or maybe she’s showing girls that it’s better to have an oral fixation, than a cum in my uterus because I am over 30 and need a baby now before it is too late and I might as well do it with my old friend and billionaire I used to fuck, because he gets me… Either way, pregnant girls…not hot… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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