At first I thought Veronica Bielik was another Russian drone created by the government to conquer the USA, but upon further investigation, I believe she may be Polish. And if that is the case, she is safe to look at. On another note, she has a booty that just doesn’t make sense! Is it real or fake? Who knows! But it does look comfy enough to take a snooze on.
Hailee Steinfeld is really developing into a major hottie. Here is the latest pic from her Instagram, and even though it doesn’t reveal much, the way she staring into the camera is making me want to do naughty things to myself. Good thing I’m at a Starbucks and have to control myself.
Her name is Lia Marie Johnson…She’s 18, from Hawaii and is one of the 12 biggest young stars on YouTube according to Ad Week… Here she is at CIRQUE School She posted a nude to the internet… Which from my experience means that she’s actually a fetish actress in fetish videos for dudes who jerk off to young girl youtube accounts…because they are creeps and it is more interesting than porn to them..because you get to see their real life, their personal life…like a fucking peeping tom weirdo… She’s got 1.6 Million followers, and I guess she’s tired of being called a slut, or slut shamed for her pictures that are clearly designed to get her pervert audience jerking off…use that sex appeal to get what you want…apparently it works… But she hates being slut shamed…when she’s just an artist…posting nudes…..fighting the oppressing…the struggle…whatever the fuck this is….it’s young girls making too much money for their opinion they think people care about…even though it doesn’t matter…her following makes her think otherwise… THAT said her nude is ok though, step in the right direction, definitely… The post Lia Marie Johnson Gets Naked of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Hilary Duff posted this picture of her thighs on a mattress, that we can assume is reinforced to support her strong and sturdy body, that we can also assume is an ad, even though it doesn’t say it’s an ad and the FDA should fight her on this, sue her for this, misleading us like this….because she brags about how good the mattress is…tagging the mattress..but does she really believe it – or is she just a spokemodel getting paid…who knows.. What I do know is that she’s having some kind of sexual breakthrough, fucking all kinds of people pretty much publicly…multiple trips with multiple dudes and that alone makes this mattress sponsorship make more sense.. What doesn’t make sense is that there is no mention on how absorbent said mattress is when it comes to her high sex drive squirting…you know…squirt squirt… All this to say, I appreciate her sturdiness… The post Hilary Duff Promotes Mattresses of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Cara Delevingne is relevant now, the American paparazzi follow her…and care about what she’s tonguing. The only thing I see is a Socialite, rich kid, who partied with the right people, and who got invited to the Chanel warehouse sale where Karl Lagerfeld said “hey why don’t you model for me”…to which she did and now she exists… It’s like right party, right place, right friends and the public confuse her for being relevant, or even being the most relevant “it” girl around, when she’s probably just pretty fucking annoying… You know that all this fame has gone to her head, and that she’s probably the worst human to ever be around…I mean – unless she’s letting you watch her tongue a vagina in a VIP exclusive yacht because she so wild and hip…
Here is Mila Kunis showing everyone what it is like to be pregnant and miserable, where your only happiness comes from getting ice cream and being able to eat whatever the fuck you want, even though it doesn’t take away the sads of how wrecked her little kutcher is going to look when her little kutcher crawls out and pollutes the entire world…. Or maybe she’s showing girls that it’s better to have an oral fixation, than a cum in my uterus because I am over 30 and need a baby now before it is too late and I might as well do it with my old friend and billionaire I used to fuck, because he gets me… Either way, pregnant girls…not hot… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
Most of the time, little kids are really cute. Like when they eat solid food for the first time . But sometimes children can be frustrating. Especially when there are two of them. And you try to put them to bed at the same time. The following video chronicles just such an attempt by Henriette Jonassen, a mother of twins in Norway. She posted the footage online and wrote as an explanation to it: “I’ve been struggling with getting my twins asleep for a few weeks now (due to extremely hot weather and long, sunny days). I’ve tried different methods. This one was definitely the worst one! But it gave me a good laugh.” Mother Tries to Put Twins to Bed It gave us one as well. But because this is the Internet and many users live to ruin everything, Jonassen was forced to take to her blog after the video went viral and defend herself as a mother. “When you call me a bad mom, tell me I never should have kids and encourage me to hit my kids, I can’t just sit back and say nothing,” Jonassen wrote, adding of twins Leon and Nathaniel: After they have taken a fairly long shower and brushed their teeth, I put them in their beds. They have always shared a room, the only exception was in the video – because I tried a new method, and it didn’t work out. And yes, they do have blinds in their windows, even though it doesn’t look like it in the youtube video. When the door is open, the wind blow the blinds away from the window, and let the sun into the room. When the door is closed, it’s fairly dark in there. After we have spoken a few minutes about how their day was, I tickle their backs and sing for them. I’ve tried to read books for them, but they aren’t interested in listening to me reading, so I sing instead. I keep tickeling and singing until they are asleep, sometimes it’s 5 minutes and other times it’s an hour. Man. We never thought we’d agree with Gwyneth Paltrow on anything, but can’t the mommy wars come to an end? 11 Signs You’re a Parent 1. Potty Time What is it about going to the bathroom that acts as a Bat Signal for children, alarming them to your whereabouts and begging them to be your audience whilst you do your business?
Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis: President Barack Obama from President Barack Obama I didn’t watch this because I am not American and don’t really care that Obama was on the Zach Galfinakis show. I do know that it’s gone viral, obviously, and is probably going to be the biggest day for FunnyOrDie, a website that hates me and that has had their VP of Marketing tell me to fuck off at least once or twice 4 or 5 years ago, but I have a hard time letting go… I do know that the Obama haters will hate this, a President doing a viral video skit, how is that appropriate…but motherfucker’s it’s a new era and the only way to communicate with people is through viral videos. Either way, this is the FunnyorDie Peak…and I am only posting it because it means it is all downhill from here for these assholes….
) ) If you’re wondering why these practice dance videos of Selena and Justin are being released to the internet by Selena Gomez’s mom, who is a genius Hollywood manager…even though it doesn’t take all that much to be a genius manager when exploiting her little baby…It’s pretty basic maneuvering that created Selena Gomez… That said, she gets how this shit works, that Bieber is a great marketing hook, and that timing is everything, so maximize when you can, and the joke in all this is that Selena and Justin, may have never even had sex or dated, and it may all be some lie and if they did, it’s thanks to her mom’s pimping…but ultimately, the world is talking about them, so it worked… I mean, these dance videos aren’t even erotic…but I am posting them anyway…