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Cara Delevingne Walks and the Paparazzi Care of the Day

Cara Delevingne is relevant now, the American paparazzi follow her…and care about what she’s tonguing. The only thing I see is a Socialite, rich kid, who partied with the right people, and who got invited to the Chanel warehouse sale where Karl Lagerfeld said “hey why don’t you model for me”…to which she did and now she exists… It’s like right party, right place, right friends and the public confuse her for being relevant, or even being the most relevant “it” girl around, when she’s probably just pretty fucking annoying… You know that all this fame has gone to her head, and that she’s probably the worst human to ever be around…I mean – unless she’s letting you watch her tongue a vagina in a VIP exclusive yacht because she so wild and hip…

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Cara Delevingne Walks and the Paparazzi Care of the Day

Mila Kunis Sucking Spoons of the Day

Here is Mila Kunis showing everyone what it is like to be pregnant and miserable, where your only happiness comes from getting ice cream and being able to eat whatever the fuck you want, even though it doesn’t take away the sads of how wrecked her little kutcher is going to look when her little kutcher crawls out and pollutes the entire world…. Or maybe she’s showing girls that it’s better to have an oral fixation, than a cum in my uterus because I am over 30 and need a baby now before it is too late and I might as well do it with my old friend and billionaire I used to fuck, because he gets me… Either way, pregnant girls…not hot… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Mila Kunis Sucking Spoons of the Day