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Some Morning Crotchyliciousness

Kimmy Cakes singing career may already be a wrap , but that doesn’t mean the little fame whore isn’t milking every bit of attention possible out of it. Kimmy took to her blog to show off some behind the scenes footage of the video for her new assault on our ears…. “Jam.” Here’s what she says about the making of the video: Here are some more photos from my Jam (Turn It Up) music video shoot! I swear Hype Williams is the most creative guy I know! He is a genius! He came up with all of the different looks and wanted me to be experiment with looks that I had never tried before. With each look I felt like I was a different character. I loved the red lips! Interesting… one of these looks Hype came up with was this skimpy cutout one-piece, which kind of reminded us of Coco’s “sling bikini” so we threw a couple of our fave Coco Twitpics to make it an all around extravaganza of crotchyliciousness. Check check ‘em out!

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Danielle Mason is Some Chubby White Trash of the Day

Danielle Mason is some UK “Glamour Model”, a concept I don’t understand, but assume has to do with the UK having some pretty ugly grey skinned women married to really blue collar dudes with no tastes, because every single one of these UK “Glamour Models” looks like a fucking pig to me, especially when they are caked up in make-up and wearing cheap sexshop underwear like the stripper I wouldn’t bother getting a lap dance from…or in Danielle Mason’s case, carting around a cake and showing off their gunt like they’re in shape, while letting everyone know they have pretty much given up on their career as a “Glamour Model” but has taken up emotional eating since it makes everything okay, like those years of abuse and a failed career as a public whore, at least until she hits 400 pounds and dies of heart disease. I know these are boring…but they go up anyway. Pics via PacificCoastNews

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Rebecca Gayheart’s Baby Hasn’t Been Run Over By Someone on her Cellphone of the Day

I don’t need a lawsuit, so let me say this before I go on, Rebecca Gayheart and her high paid lawyers are not actual murderers. She legally got off because the court system is fucking corrupt…but her car did hit a kid and that kid is dead and no matter how legally responsible she is or not, as far as I am concerned her car did kill a kid….and when you’re driving and paying attention to the road and not trying to cut through traffic caused by people stopping for a kid crossing the street, cuz you are so important and in a rush while talking on your cellphone, and a motherfuckin kid gets killed, I think it’s your fault….so in the court of Drunkenstepfather, where logic outweighs expensive lawyers and loopholes, bitch is a fucking murderer.. That said, she just had a kid of her own…not that you care…but I like to check in and see if Karma has got its revenge yet, and by Karma I mean the little Mexican kid she ran over’s mother…to punish Gayheart since the courts didn’t..by taking her baby before it’s time…. I don’t want you to think this has anything to do with Rebecca Gayheart being relevant, because even in lesbian threesomes she bores me….The only thing she’s good for is if she decides to license her name to some Gay porn producers for their “Crazy Heart” gay porn, about a country singer who is down on his luck and writes a hit song for a kid he mentored with anal but who is now a star starring Jake Gyllenhaal. Pics via PacificCoastNews

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