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Constance Jablonski Bikinis for Vogue Brazil of the Day

Constance Jablonski is some model who is 21, from France, and poses topless, which is conveniently considered wearing a shirt, or at least being dressed decent, in France, because France has it all figured out…from wine and cheese, to titties to bush…it makes me wonder why I’m not frenching a french who is so sexually liberated and free that we have anal on the first date…but then I remember it is because I married a french woman…who may not be from France..but who is the gutter, Canadian, descendent of France…who has lost any sense of eroticim, elegance, but has maintained their love of food….right into her XXL stretch pants….but at least I have constant pics of Constance…to remind me of all that I don’t have…it helps keep moral down and me inspired to hate on all things wonderful….

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Constance Jablonski Bikinis for Vogue Brazil of the Day

Elisha Cuthbert’s Lame See Through Top

Elisha Cuthbert was doing so well with her hotness, she got on that new show that may or may not already be cancelled, she did that sexy Complex magazine photoshoot, things were looking up. And now she’s gone back to the same old blah. Don’t get me wrong, she’s pretty, but I’ve seen high-school grads wearing sexier dresses than this. I think she’s given up, next are some comfortable stretch pants and thirty pound weight gain. Ugh.

Lindsay Lohan Gives Artistic Advice

Lindsay Lohan is set to be the artistic advisor for Emanuel Ungaro’s 2010 spring / summer