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Sofia Richie Got the Hard Nipples On of the Day

Lionel Richie’s actual daughter -who bangs a 40 year old dude – despite only being 18 doesn’t wear bras – allowing her full tit to pretty much be exposed when she walks around – without actually pulling out her tit and for that…I appreciate her and her proper use of a ridiculously large trust fund… I mean why use that money to do anything but attention seeking on social media and with the paparazzi, it wouldn’t make sense knowing you don’t even have to work, why bother learning a skill, just fly around on private jets and play – that’s the whole reason your dad wrote his songs – to have some lazy daughter – but at least she’s an actual daughter – unlike that mooch adoptee NICOLE. Either way, young hot tits. Meaningless maybe, but worth alot of money, that’s something. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Sofia Richie Got the Hard Nipples On of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Tara Reid’s Zombie Body in a Bikini With Them Bolt On Titties and No Belly Button of the Day

A little thinspiration, so thin it could be dead for you on a Monday.. Tara Reid in a bikini is always an interesting / spiritual experiment that puts all of our bodies and souls to the test… It’s like when you see a monk starve himself for 60 days, or spend a life of not speaking, or when you see crazy Nordic people jump into the frozen ocean in some sort of release the demons, shock your body, live longer tactics I’m not sure actually work…. Only, it’s the Tara Reid in a bikini version…..still terrifying, still a shock to all of our systems, still a mysterious looking thing, with bolt on tits bolted on by the worst plastic surgeon ever, in an era when girl had money to pay for the best tis…..but more interestingly…an ass and stomach that is melting off her so hard she doesn’t have a belly button anymore… BUT…at least she’s skinny, and I guess, despite looking like a corpse, still alive….because her clearly anorexic, perpetual party girl who traveled the world having a permanent spring break, didn’t involve doing any fitness…and shit’s fucking petrified…or whatever this is… In a lot of ways, like a horror movie, it’s magical, even iconic, not for being good but for being bad, that ass looks like Freddie Kruger’s face…and I don’t think I’ve ever expereienced anything quite like this… But…at least she’s skinny. Fascinating…really. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Tara Reid’s Zombie Body in a Bikini With Them Bolt On Titties and No Belly Button of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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AJ Cook Has Fit Body for Twitter of the Day

AJ Cook is some Canadian Actress born in the 70s…making her pretty fucking old…who I have never met…because I guess we weren’t at the same Igloo village of ice during maple syrup harvest….not to mention, I avoid women born in the 70s…even when they are hot…cuz I don’t like their lowered fertility….not that I like fertility….but I don’t like bananas….but if I have to risk eating one…I’d rater one be perfectly ripe, maybe even a little on the unripe site…rather than black and rotting… She’s on Criminal Minds, she was in Final Destination 2 and she’s a fucking mormon…despite being an actress…surrounded by evil and filth…getting paid to be a sexualized and unchristian role model…totally being anti-mormon…. I mean even her posting smut like these fitness pics to the internet is anti mormon….so based on her believes…she’s going to hell…and I like that in a woman….cuz it usually means they are into anal as birth control…except for that time she got knocked up…… The world is twisted….

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Alessandra Ambrosio Bikinis it Up for Money of the Day

Unlike you, Alessandra Ambrosio gets paid to prance around in her bikini….so you’d think looking at pics of her in a bikini would be uneventful, typical, even boring….because we’ve seen it all before…but I like to think of it as watching a great juggling act more than once…or listening to guy playing the same guitar solo on repeat….only the bikini version… Sure it’s familiar…it has been done….but it just speaks to your soul like a magical angel sent from heaven to watch over….more importantly….it offers us a baseline to compare the women in our lives to….to feel inadequate….but content knowing that this kind of mom body exists…even if the closest we will get to it is masturbating to it…. She’s a babe….she’s in a bikini….she’s getting paid…and we’re all assholes for celebrating it like it matters…but I’ll still celebrate it like it matters….cuz I have nothing else going on. Here’s the video… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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