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Lindsay Lohan’s Weirdo Bikini Pic of the Day

Posted on February 10, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Lindsay Lohan posted a picture of her in a bikini…because I guess she hasn’t died in a pile of her own vomit after a heroin overdose yet…and she’s managed to be able to post bikini pics just to let us all know she’s ok….she’s still here….and she’s ready for you to stare at her awesome tits….because the one thing I can say with confidence about Lohan, other than the herpes stuff, or the whole being used by her parents so hard that she has no soul, overrated talent who can’t handle the heat of child stardom…is that she’s got great tits…and sometimes that’s all you really need… Apparently…she’e engaged: The post Lindsay Lohan’s Weirdo Bikini Pic of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather – Celebrity Gossip, Hot Girls, Comedy, Good Times… .

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Chloe Gracce Moretz in a Bikini of the DAy

Posted on February 10, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

The biggest news in the entertainment industry is that Chloe Gracce Moretz turned 18….and then put on a bikini…. It is not as exciting as when a girl who wants to get into porn turns 18…you know with the whole coming of age….right of passage….anal on the first day they can be filmed doing anal….because if they did it a day before…it would be kiddie porn…but today…12 hours later…it is ok. Only the bikini version, which is boring as fuck, but still a bikini….. The post Chloe Gracce Moretz in a Bikini of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather – Celebrity Gossip, Hot Girls, Comedy, Good Times… .

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LeAnn Rimes in a Bikini in Mexico of the Day

Posted on February 3, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

LeAnn Rimes may be the fucking worst, but she’s in a bikini and that is what matters to me… I mean I guess I also like that she’s a walk contradiction, you know marketed as this virginal girl for the country Christian bible belt market, when really she was just a home wrecking, fake titty, hollywood cunt with a lot of money thanks to monetizing off all those loyal christians… Christians you know still pray for her salvation and for her to see the light, and who still buy her albums because it would be un-Christian not to…even though LeAnn Rimes is everything Christians hate…. Proving yet again, if you market anything from music, to movies, to political agendas, go after the Jesus freaks…they listen….and are easy to manipulate… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Christina Milian in a Bikini of the Day

Posted on February 3, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Christina Milian needs to hire a photographer to take her selfies for her…I don’t even know what I am looking at other than a fuzzy badly lit mess that may or may not involve a set of tits in a bikini…that remind me of when I am driving at night and a black guy crosses the street like he’s the fucking invisible man…only the bikini version..it’s like girl, you’re rich, buy a camera, buy the latest iPhone, shit the companies will even comp you, pay a retoucher 10 dollars, run the pic by your team before it gets put up, because there’s a way to always look amazing, and that is by photoshopping your shit..or at least taking better pics…but as a pervert…I’ll still stare…because tits in a bikini are still tits in a bikini…

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Alessandra Ambrosio for The Edit of the Day

Posted on December 13, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Alessandra Ambrosio is a bikini model, so these pics of her modelling bikinis in The Edit may be shocking to you. This is like Kim K releasing another sex tape, or Beyonce giving away an album because no one would ever by her shit, she’s got a lot of money, coupled with her thinking she’s a patron saint sent to rule the world with song, thanks to an ego that’s been fed more than her fried chicken ass and all the publicity upside it comes with…. Only the bikini model version, which is a lot better than shitty self righteous bottom feeding cunts, because because bikinis models are angels sent from heaven…and Alessandra Ambrosio is one of the leaders… She also leads in mom here to show other moms they are fat and lazy and that their banding together to perpetuate a lie that it’s ok to have pregnancy weight is in fact not ok…and I like that about her…

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Alessandra Ambrosio Bikinis it Up for Money of the Day

Posted on March 7, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Unlike you, Alessandra Ambrosio gets paid to prance around in her bikini….so you’d think looking at pics of her in a bikini would be uneventful, typical, even boring….because we’ve seen it all before…but I like to think of it as watching a great juggling act more than once…or listening to guy playing the same guitar solo on repeat….only the bikini version… Sure it’s familiar…it has been done….but it just speaks to your soul like a magical angel sent from heaven to watch over….more importantly….it offers us a baseline to compare the women in our lives to….to feel inadequate….but content knowing that this kind of mom body exists…even if the closest we will get to it is masturbating to it…. She’s a babe….she’s in a bikini….she’s getting paid…and we’re all assholes for celebrating it like it matters…but I’ll still celebrate it like it matters….cuz I have nothing else going on. Here’s the video… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK