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AJ Cook Has Fit Body for Twitter of the Day

AJ Cook is some Canadian Actress born in the 70s…making her pretty fucking old…who I have never met…because I guess we weren’t at the same Igloo village of ice during maple syrup harvest….not to mention, I avoid women born in the 70s…even when they are hot…cuz I don’t like their lowered fertility….not that I like fertility….but I don’t like bananas….but if I have to risk eating one…I’d rater one be perfectly ripe, maybe even a little on the unripe site…rather than black and rotting… She’s on Criminal Minds, she was in Final Destination 2 and she’s a fucking mormon…despite being an actress…surrounded by evil and filth…getting paid to be a sexualized and unchristian role model…totally being anti-mormon…. I mean even her posting smut like these fitness pics to the internet is anti mormon….so based on her believes…she’s going to hell…and I like that in a woman….cuz it usually means they are into anal as birth control…except for that time she got knocked up…… The world is twisted….

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Alessandra Ambrosio Bikinis it Up for Money of the Day

Unlike you, Alessandra Ambrosio gets paid to prance around in her bikini….so you’d think looking at pics of her in a bikini would be uneventful, typical, even boring….because we’ve seen it all before…but I like to think of it as watching a great juggling act more than once…or listening to guy playing the same guitar solo on repeat….only the bikini version… Sure it’s familiar…it has been done….but it just speaks to your soul like a magical angel sent from heaven to watch over….more importantly….it offers us a baseline to compare the women in our lives to….to feel inadequate….but content knowing that this kind of mom body exists…even if the closest we will get to it is masturbating to it…. She’s a babe….she’s in a bikini….she’s getting paid…and we’re all assholes for celebrating it like it matters…but I’ll still celebrate it like it matters….cuz I have nothing else going on. Here’s the video… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Rebecca Gayheart’s Baby Hasn’t Been Run Over By Someone on their Cellphone of the Day

I’ve decided to document the life of Rebecca Gayheart’s baby from clump of shit in her uterus to annoying baby, to healthy active toddler to elementary school kid and by then I’ll either be dead or the site will be dead or maybe, if she will have run over her kid while pulling out of the garage, because karma is bittersweet and because Rebecca Gayheart’s car has a histoy of running over and killing a kid years ago.

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