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Michael Jackson’s Funeral Didn’t Just Look Like a Million Bucks

Posted on November 10, 2009 by | Leave a comment

It cost big bucks to lay Michael Jackson to rest. Court documents obtained by E! News show that funeral expenses amounted to nearly $1 million from start to finish, security to…

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Gutter Booty Shakin’ the Halloween Edition of the Day

Posted on October 26, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I have a friend who can only get off in cemetaries. I am not saying that cuz it is halloween, or because he’s some kind of Goth, he’s just a weird dude and it all started one night he picked up a girl in a bar, and wanted to bring her home with him, but he still lives with his mom so he had to find a place to fuck the bitch. You know as well as I do, that it’s not everyday that an unemployed guy who lives with his mom gets a girl interested enough to fuck him, it actually takes a whole lot of fucking work and a whole lot of fucking lies, because no matter how funny a dude is, or how charming a motherfucker is, or even how big a motherfucker’s dick is, the second a girl hears no job, no money and a room in my mom’s house, they turn around and fuck the next horny motherfucker with no standards who wants to get laid standing in line.

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Rebecca Gayheart’s Baby Hasn’t Been Run Over By Someone on their Cellphone of the Day

Posted on October 22, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I’ve decided to document the life of Rebecca Gayheart’s baby from clump of shit in her uterus to annoying baby, to healthy active toddler to elementary school kid and by then I’ll either be dead or the site will be dead or maybe, if she will have run over her kid while pulling out of the garage, because karma is bittersweet and because Rebecca Gayheart’s car has a histoy of running over and killing a kid years ago.

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Michael Jackson Burial Triples in Price

Posted on August 26, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

The Jackson family’s decision to move Michael’s burial from a Saturday to a Thursday is gonna cost some serious dough — at least three times the original price! According to the Glendale police, the cost for for the weekend service would have ran … Permalink

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