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And God Created Paris Hilton of the Day

We can assume by “GOD” they mean a pile of shit in a dumpster her coked up mom woke up next to after a night of partying at Studio 54….to which she figured she could pretend was hers so that she could benefit from the Hilton Hotel trust fund life…after her uterus couldn’t get pregnant after all the drugs… We can also assume Paris Hilton only agreed to this photoshoot if they wrote that “God” created her… Clearly, Paris Hilton isn’t a religious person, because this type of thing would be against the church….much like everything this coked up, drug addict, clever entrepreneur who still makes a lot of money, all based on a porn career.. Even though we all know there is no God, and if there was, he would have only created Paris Hilton after losing a bet with one of the other aliens…at a poker game…as a joke on his society he manages….. I have no idea what this Harlequin, Fabio, Romance Novel shit is…but it’s a whore being comedic…so it’s ok.. The post And God Created Paris Hilton of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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What’s On: How Could You Be So Artless?

Bravo’s well-executed reality competition Work of Art airs a new episode tonight, and the challenge blends aspects of art and literature. Do you think they’ll stack a bunch of Jane Austen novels into a lifelike statue of executive producer Sarah Jessica Parker? Will they pose Tom Colicchio and Padma Lakshmi as Harlequin cover hotties? Will we live? Also on the tube tonight: the second episode of Hot in Cleveland and another grueling round of So You Think You Can Dance .

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Movieline Interviews Seth Aaron Henderson, the Winner of Project Runway

Following a nail-biting finale against competitors Mila Hermanovski and Emilio Sosa, Seth Aaron Henderson was declared Project Runway ‘s season seven champion. His Bryant Park collection comprised the cold and the carnivalesque. Leathers, plaids, Harlequin prints, and military jackets dominated his presentation, adding up to an explosive palette and hell of an opening statement on fashion’s biggest stage. Movieline caught up with Seth Aaron this morning to discuss his big win, making Tim Gunn get on a trampoline, and what he’s going to do with the strangest part of his earnings.

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Marisa Miller’s Breasts Are Worth 3 Million

Here’s Marisa Miller wearing a three million dollar Harlequin Fantasy Bra, which she’ll be featured in at the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show . I’d still prefer to see the bra off… I don’t care about the value or the diamonds, I think Marisa’s boobs are worth so much more. And if you are a heterosexual male I’m sure you’d agree

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