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Amanda Seyfried Hot for Glamour of the Day

It’s pretty safe to say that Amanda Seyfried is the only celebrity I actually get down to…The reason is pretty simple….she doesn’t buy into the whole celebrity bullshit and I know this because she walks around for the paparazzi unshowered and in sweat pants, looking like shit, because she obviously doesn’t give a fuck and I know girls locally who aren’t famous for shit but they need an hour of prep before leaving the house, and that alone makes her perfect, but on top of that she doesn’t do the cheesy celeb party shit, she can’t be bothered, even though she’s bigger than Lohan ever was….she just isn’t out doing drugs with her vagina hanging out of her pants…and guess what…she actually gets work…work for both kids but then she squeezes out these adult movies where she gets totally naked…and her naked is a fucking vision….so seeing her in Glamour magazine reminds me that not everyone out there deserves to get shit on…..some need to be celebrated through masturbation.

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Coco’s Big Fat Stupid Ass of the Day

I am tired of writing the exact same thing about Coco time after time, but she is not tired of showing the exact same thing time after time. It’s like this shit is groundhog day, only in this groundhog day the hooker/stripper who convinced a rapper to marry her cuz she was curvy changes her cheesy cheap whore looking outfits on the regular to keep her one trick fresh for her one john, if that makes sense, which it does if you’re a genius like me. I know she’s got a stupid fat ass that is most likely implants. I know her hustle and apparently, that’s all you need to make it in America, pathetic yet amazing. Enjoy.

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Crystal Bowersox and Lee DeWyze Dominate American Idol

And then there were two. Yes, we know there are actually seven finalists remaining on American Idol – but can anyone envision a scenario in which Crystal Bowersox or Lee DeWyze does NOT take home the title? We certainly hope not, as this pair is clearly the cream of the season nine crop. Each proved why during last night’s edition of the show, based around inspirational singles, putting on performances that brought many in the audience to tears. We’ve ranked the top seven in order below. Just imagine a large space between number-two and all the others… Bowersox : Who needs a guitar?!? With a perfect rendition of “People Get Ready,” and with her father in the crowd, Crystal herself couldn’t stop from crying. But here’s encouraging news for the singer: she’s the one to beat. DeWyze : He took on “The Boxer,” a Paul Simon classic. It was a tender performance, one that lived up to the expectations of such a well-known, respected song. Awesome job. Casey James : Taken on its own, a solid take on “Don’t Stop.” But this singer sounds the same each week. Nothing stands out at this point, which might actually put Casey in danger of elimination this week. Siobhan Magnus : She took heat for her ballad of “When You Believe.” But who would you rank above her? Still has a great voice and great potential. Aaron Kelly : It’s difficult to get past the cheesy single he chose (“I Believe I Can Fly”), or even the shady persona of the dude who originally sang it (R. Kelly). But this Kelly connected with the audience in an impressive manner. Tim Urban : We’ve seen better recent performances from this cutie than his cover of “Better Days.” His time might finally be up. Michael Lynche : Another cheesy ballad, as Big Mike took a big chance with “Hero.” His voice just couldn’t carry such a tough song choice. Who was your favorite performer of the night?

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Cat Devours Fast Food

This feline has a strong desire for the cheesy fast-food sandwich that someone is offering him. As he devours the sandwich, I imagine him making pleasure sounds typically associated with eating, such as “slurp!” or “yummo!” View

Christian Audigier’s Tan Represents Turning Shit into Gold of the Day

Even the cheesy people have realized that Ed Hardy is cheesy and shit scammed each and every one of them out of hundreds, even thousands of dollars, and now their hard earned cheese money is paying for this motherfucker, the mastermind behind the pile of shit and vomit you had sequined to your T-Shirt to kick back and bake in the fuckin’ sun for as long as he wants with his dumpy whore wife lookin’ a cheesy as possible as a tribute to his his brand, because thanks to you and that brand, that pile of shit and vomit that was sequined on your t-shirt has turned into cold hard cash….a whole fuckin’ lot of it…. Pics via Bauer

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Hollywood Tuna’s AmaTuna Moment – Hot Club Chicks

I never go to clubs anymore. I can’t stand the music, but thanks to the YouTube I can watch all the cheesy hos shaking their money maker with the volume off in the comfort of my own home. Try it

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Sophie Monk and Her Boring Scandal in Leggings of the Day

Sophie Monk is part of another bullshit scandal that she’s staged to get people talking about her.

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Kourtney Kardashian and Her Pregnant Tits of the Day

Here’s more proof that the Kardashian’s are breeding like the rodents they fuckin’ are, as a pregnant Kourtney Kardashian walks around showing off her fatty pregnant tits. I can’t even imagine what kind of cunt this family is going to produce

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