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Nicole Kidman Legs in Instyle of the Day

Nicole Kidman’s ROBOT legs were in a magazine – because I guess she’s super famous and promoting some bullshit she acts in – as that is what she is programmed to do and will remain doing until someone hacks her software or forgets to plug her in to charge her battery… That means that after the apocalypse, when all humanity is on some ship circling the earth they destroyed thanks to TRUMP, Nicole Kidman, the Tom Cruise wife-bot, and mother to his adopted kids, since you can’t breed robots yet….the technology just isn’t there, not even in secret Scientology labs…. But after the apocalypse, she’ll just be cycling in circles or in front of her mirror….reading scripts over and over…or trying to clap like she’s at the award shows…wigging the fuck out…because that’s what robots do… The whole thing is super weird… The post Nicole Kidman Legs in Instyle of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Gabrielle Caunesil for Stone Cold Fox Tit of the Day

I don’t know who Gabrielle Caunesil is, but she’s a topless model – a temptress – a goddess – a slut – a sugar baby – wonderful – showing her great tit – for some clothing company – MAGIC… She’s from Paris, where topless is wearing a shirt…so this isn’t a big deal, but her tits are great… Her skin is a little on the olive side, a little shit smeared, I wonder what kind of terrorist she is – or maybe she’s not terrorist at all…but the main thing I am concerned with is her bush…because I love bush….I want bush so big, that there is a pillow in her panties…I want the extra small panties upgraded to a medium because bush so good… Here’s her campaign… The post Gabrielle Caunesil for Stone Cold Fox Tit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Petra Nemcova’s Tits for Cannes of the Day

Petra Nemcova is invincible…. Petra Nemcova can’t die…. Petra Nemcova is magical…and amazing…a hero…who saves souls… I pretty much forgot she existed…It’s like her fiance never died in the tsunami….and all it took was bringing out the tits to remind us she’s still here…and that she climbed up a fucking tree that day and wasn’t swept away with the motherfucker they never found….and I appreciate her efforts…to keep his memory alive…cuz motherfuckers…I like me some titties….in public….and panty flash…. She’s at a Cannes….she’s classy…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Petra Nemcova’s Tits for Cannes of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Bella Hadid’s Topless Model Shoot of the Day

Here is ethnic ambiguous because of all the plastic surgery, and being raised a vapid white cunt from LA, Bella Hadid…a great use of science, breeding, and money…who I don’t really hate as much as I lead on…I just think she’s overrated…but then again, whether she’s the topless bitch or someone else is the topless bitch..it’s all the fucking same…she looks good, I’d steal her underwear to smell where she’s been…but I’d rather she mail it to me in a ziplock or Tupperwear as part of an edgy Ziplock or Tupperwear ad campaign, because this bitch monetizes everything she does..from shitting…to shitting on rich men….it’s all for financial gain…and the sad thing is she didn’t even need the fucking money. The post Bella Hadid’s Topless Model Shoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Elle Fanning Using her Mouth Sucking Ice Cream for the Ice Cream Fetishists of the Day

Here’s some Elle Fanning sucking on Ice Cream like all the girls I look at outside the ice cream shop wearing leggings using their tongues like you’d want your adopted daughter you adopted at 17 and a half – so that you can bang her on her 18th…like a normal person… Two of my fetishes parents whoring out kids..once they have turned 18 and girls sucking ice cream once they turn 18….life changing…where are the damn leggings. The ice cream fetish dies when a bitch turns 25 and starts getting fat…but for now…it’s ok. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Elle Fanning Using her Mouth Sucking Ice Cream for the Ice Cream Fetishists of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Sofia Richie is a Model Now By The Way of the Day

Sofia Richie is the underage, exhibitionist, who is now a model according to fashion magazines, because they fucking love rich kids, spoiled LA kids, raised by their celebrity or in Sofia Richie’s case singing icon of a father….or maybe they like her adopted sister that paved the way as a bratty rich kid when the world was obsessed with these idiots who did nothing…on Nicole went onto be a fashion business and Sofia Richie can take over where she left up as the chubby, Bieber fucking, waste of space on a trust fund that people throw money at like the dancing monkey she wants to be…for no reason other than her parents…. Hello, it’s not you I’m looking for, but you dad’s got hit songs, let’s get you in this photoshoot regardless because it’s less work than cultivating new talent or ideas…OK. The post Sofia Richie is a Model Now By The Way of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Katherine Heigl’s Horrible Ass Eating a White Dress of the Day

Katherine Heigl is as doughy, boring, played out as any almost 40 year old mom…rocking that mom body…even though she didn’t have a kid herself, but rather adopted one from Korea and the USA, because Katherine Heigl has had a doughy, boring, played out mom body since she was in her mid 20s. I never understood why anyone was interested in her, or thought she was anything magical, but I guess she’s rich and was on TV and at least one movie, so that increases her stock value. It’s like “why’s that dude with a doughy mom body with two adopted babies thanks to her being infertile”….”oh she’s from Grey’s Anatomy and 40 year old Virgin and like all doughy mom bodies, has big tits”…..”Makes sense”. Here she is having her white dress eat her ass… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Katherine Heigl’s Horrible Ass Eating a White Dress of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Katherine Heigl in Bed Romance of the Day

Katherine Heigl is as doughy, boring, played out as any almost 40 year old mom…rocking that mom body…even though she didn’t have a kid herself, but rather adopted one from Korea and the USA, because Katherine Heigl has had a doughy, boring, played out mom body since she was in her mid 20s. I never understood why anyone was interested in her, or thought she was anything magical, but I guess she’s rich and was on TV and at least one movie, so that increases her stock value. It’s like “why’s that dude with a doughy mom body with two adopted babies thanks to her being infertile”….”oh she’s from Grey’s Anatomy and 40 year old Virgin and like all doughy mom bodies, has big tits”…..”Makes sense”. You liked that conversation with myself about weird in bed, romance, selfies of people no one cares about but who are more important than you thanks to network television… I have never been into this one, and seeing married middle aged people in love in bed, living their life of luxury, doesn’t really change that – but she’s got fans, Americans fucking love her. All this to say, what the fuck is this cheesy shit…garbage. The post Katherine Heigl in Bed Romance of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Is Gabrielle Union Finally Carrying A Gut Full of Dwyane Wade?

Gabrielle Union Pregnant? Already a step-mom to Dwyane Wade’s two sons, his adopted nephew, and his break baby, it looks like Gabrielle Union may be popping a baby out of her own. According to Terez Owens , The Wades are knocked up. Dwyane Wade’s wife Gabrielle Union is 43 years old and the two have been trying for a child says our insider. Our source tells us they’ve been spotted visiting fertility doctors for the last few months, and we’re hearing she may be pregnant as a result. Our source tells us they are dead set on having a child together. Last month, Gabrielle denied she was pregnant after an Instagram post showed her looking fuller in the mid-section. Maybe she’s pulling a Draya and waiting to announce it .

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Taylor Swfit Does The Wrong Pearl Necklace of the Day

People Magazine did some high concept tribute to a Mia Farrow cover starring Taylor Swift. I don’t really know what would make People magazine put together the same shoot they did a bunch of years ago, unless they’ve run out of ideas, in a world and industry that seems to have run out of ideas…and I don’t know what the Taylor Swift as Mia Farrow represents… Is it that Taylor Swift is the new young harlot who married a 50 year old when she was 21, only to father his child years and marriages later when she was involved with someone else, who at the time was wooing her adopted child into a lasting love affair… Or is it that they just wanted to get a pearl necklace on this recent lesbian like they were John Mayer. Who knows…but more importantly…who cares…

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