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Candice Swanepoel’s Puppy Pussy of the Day

The other day I did a post on Miley Cyrus Puppy Erotica because seeing a young girl with such a deep love for a puppy is the cutest thing ever….and I like to take cute things….chew them up and shit them out….by suggesting they are anything but innocent fun….it’s my thing…not to mention…you’re all a gang of perverts…and jerking off to a girl and her puppy is hardly the weirdest thing you’ve ever fucking done…. So I felt it was only natural to take two of my favorite things…things that remind me I have a soul….puppies…and Candice Swanepoel’s crotch…the crotch I would commit to for eternity…even though we already are commited….her crotch just doesn’t know it yet….

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Candice Swanepoel’s Puppy Pussy of the Day

Paz De La Huerta to Bring her Unique Brand of Sexual Healing to Nurse 3D

Paz, Paz, Paz. Don’t you know it’s unsanitary to treat patients naked? Not that Skin Central is complaining, of course- we’d let this naughty nurse shake our thermometer any time she likes. Boardwalk Empire star and borderline nudist Paz de la Huerta has been cast as the tit-ular character in the upcoming “psychosexual thriller” Nurse 3D , where she plays “a beautiful, dedicated nurse with a sinister side, and a secret life’s work in which she targets and punishes dishonest men.” And Paz being Paz, the first thing she did after being cast was pose for this poster that’s not a “teaser,” exactly, since she’s already delivering the bloody-good nude goods! Judging from this skimage, if Paz wants to start punishing men, she better put some clothes on- because seeing Paz’s T&A in 3D sounds more like a reward to Skin Central. You can see much, much more from notable nude thespian Paz de la Huerta right here on Mr. Skin!

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Sophie Monk Showing Off Her Leg of the Day

Sophie Monk is a waste of fucking space. I don’t really know what she does or what she is trying to do but I do know that the only thing good about her is how eager the bitch is when it comes to getting noticed…unfortunately not eager enough to release flash her tits, or pussy or even send me exclusive panty shots or release a sex tape yet…something I thought she’d come up with as her big PR push back when Paris Hilton stole her boyfriend, and something I hope she gets into before she gets too old or fat, because seeing her fuck is better than actually fucking her, thanks to her Paris Hilton strain of designer, expensive herpes, unless you are like me and every other guy I know, who either already have herpes or don’t mind getting herpes for 4 minutes of pleasure…. Either way, nice legs… Pics via Fame

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Katherine McPhee’s Pussy Swallows Her Pants of the Day

Whenever I overhear divorcees in the coffee shop talking about watching American Idol, I ask them why, they usually don’t answer….because I make them nervous….See I don’t expect more out of these bitches because I know lonely, depressed people who live the 9 to 5 life, find comfort in shitlike American Idol and like to plan their week around the shit….but I hate that American Idol doesn’t ever make fucking Idols like they claim they do….the whole thing is bullshit, that makes assholes richer than God because they found a formula to trick America into thinking they are relevant…. Other than Kelly Clarkson, no American Idol winner has really done shit. Sure there’s that dude horrible phenomenon called Daughtry and then Carrie Underwood and whoever else who was kicked off and managed to spin off the success of the shit into something that’s worth noticing other, but there are more Katherine McPhee losers, who other than jacking her pants in her pussy so someone takes a pictures of her….aren’t up to much…. It’s like all she’s good for is eating disorders and cameltoe, something that I am very fond of, because seeing pussy definition excites me, especially on pussy I probably will never see out of pants, but that shit really doesn’t take any talent to pull off, it just takes tight enough pants, so it’s not really worth celebrating, it’s just worth enjoying…. Pics via PacificCoastNews

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Some Pamela Anderson in a Gold One-Piece of the Day

These are pictures from a couple of weeks ago that you’ve probably already seen and that I may have already posted, but I am posting again, because I have a bad memory but also because seeing Pam Anderson’s sloppy Hep-C mom ass from this angle is just too funny for me to not post, you see because I used to find her hot and exciting when I didn’t know better, and I generally like a friendly reality check to remind me that life is pretty fucking shitty and all things come to an end because when your sexual fantasy is old and haggard it usually means so are you… These came out because she’s doing some Dancing with the Stars bullshit, that will be fun to watch, like watching a trainwreck where no one dies and the only casualty will be her pride…. Pics via Fame

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Kim Kardashian and her Scary Sister in a Bikini of the Day

Kim Kardashian posted these pictures of her and her sister in their bikinis, because her sister’s role in the family is making Kim Kardashian look skinnier than she is, that was the contract she signed with Kim in exchange for fame, otherwise she would have never agreed to giving her fame, she would have just hired another fat chick or even a dude dressed like a girl for the same fucking effect…

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Kim Kardashian and her Scary Sister in a Bikini of the Day

Mila Kunis Slutting It Out for Blackbook of the Day

I love Mila Kunis.

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Mila Kunis Slutting It Out for Blackbook of the Day

Jerry Springer Funny Video of the Day

I didn’t realize that Jerry Springer was still on TV since I don’t have a TV, but it is.

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Jerry Springer Funny Video of the Day

Reporter Wants You to Ride the Cooch Train of the Day

This is a good video to start the day, because seeing reporters fuck up on TV is funny, since someone’s failure always makes us feel good about ourselves because we fail all the fucking time at most things we do, especially when they are on TV and we’re clearly too bored and lonely to not be watching the news everynight when you get home from work, because the newscasters seem to be the only people willing to talk to you, even if it thru the TV….and when the failure is saying something that isn’t what you would normally hear on TV, like a swear word or something perverted it is that much funnier, so watch this and help do your part in making it do the internet rounds….

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Reporter Wants You to Ride the Cooch Train of the Day

Pam Anderson Panty Flash at an Event Cuz She’s Trash of the Day

Maybe I am being a little too traditional in saying that Pam Anderson is a piece of trash for showing up to an event in a panty exposing dress.

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Pam Anderson Panty Flash at an Event Cuz She’s Trash of the Day