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Rita Ora Face Tuned Tits of the Day

Yo’ Rita Ora’s face is the baddest TING…that’s hip hop urban speak that RITA Ora understands as she manipulates the black people in the music industry with some UK Caribbean twang…to help convince them that she’s the next Rihanna…something she’s been aspiring to be for a long time…since Rihanna basically found her, got her signed to her label and realized bitch was stepping on some toes… Baddest ting, when said by white people, which happens is hilarious to me…but it usually means the girl is hot…and that dude spends too much time listening to rap music targeted to white people to realize it’s not right to speak like that…no matter how many black friends they may have at the barber shop they go do… When I reference Rita Ora’s face being the baddest ting, I mean it’s just bad…because I guess she’s found facetune and fucking violated the shit like she was filming her first sex tape all those years ago when she was first starting out. She does have great tits though, and no one can take that away from her…except cancer. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Rita Ora Face Tuned Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Salma Hayek Big Cleavage in May’s Lucky Magazine of the Day

National Cleavage Day is over, I guess this Mexican, like all Mexicans didn’t get the fucking memo, cuz they were too busy changing sheets in hotel rooms and working in kitchens or gardens for you gringo pieces of shit….or maybe, just maybe, Salma Hayek’s been using her big fucking tits, and the cleavage they provide, for the last two decades to get herself fucking famous, cuz people like looking at big tits, apparently even if they are on moms in their 40s, cuz guys are half retarded like that, myself included….. Here she is in some magazine spread that would be better if she was spread…. I approve of this message: LIKE US ON FACEBOOK EVEN IF YOU DON’T LIKE US

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Paz de la Heurta Spreading Her Ass in some Photoshoot of the Day

Paz dela Huerta is awesome. She reminds me of some crackhead party girl hipster at all the hipster parties fucked up in the corner, pulling her tits out for everyone to see, because she’s all wild like that….you know taking on photoshoots that pay her 50 bucks or even nothing, because she likes the fantasy that maybe one day she’ll be a model, or because that 50 bucks will buy her a 40 bag of coke with 10 dollars for a cocktail…..anything for fucking attention….and I love it. I don’t know if Paz was always this willing to get naked to get ahead bitch, but she was on TV for a while, on a show where she got naked, and now that that is over, she’s getting in front of as many people willing to take nudes of her as possible, the kind of drive I look for in my crackheads….cuz it usually means easy blowjobs…. Here are the pics…. I approve of this message: LIKE US ON FACEBOOK EVEN IF YOU DON’T LIKE US

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Virginia Gallardo For MAxim Argenitina of the Day

I usually write about how Maxim is losing their edge and have turned into a pile of shit magazine holding on by a thread, you know one photoshoot of an irrelevant cunt away from bankruptcy , but that was before I looked into their international labels, cuz looking at this Maxim Argentina shoot, shit seems to be doing things right, maybe cuz it’s not in the America and doens’t have to be candy-coated safe for work bullshit to please the Mormons, or maybe it’s just cuz Argentina doesn’t use the internet and still buy magazines, giving them some budget…not that this Virginia Gallardo ass I’ve never heard of, is some high cost pussy…I mean she looks like shes on some Coco level of relevance to the world…you know an attention craving trashy hooker, but at least they have her posing half naked like they are supposed to…..showing her big round ass to distract from her manly face and shitty fake tits like she’s she’s supposed to…and I like to give credit where it is deserved….

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Elizabeth Hurley Showing Some Tit in Animal Print of the Day

Mom is that you? Shit Elizabeth Hurley got old. Tits or wild and crazy tight animal dress or not, all I can smell is menopause, not that it’s a bad thing, historically unlubricated vagina has offered my small penis the most friction and usually means the bitch is passed out and willing to let me do whatever I want to her cuz she can’t say no, not to mention extra facial hair, shitty bladder control and a monthly reminder that they are getting old as fuck and are unable to have kids, usually lowers standards and increases chances of anal because they just want to feel, and last time I checked, not being able to get pregnant is always a good thing, I mean unless you’re a young couple trying to start a family cuz you think you deserve to be like everyone else,unless you’re someone I’m trying to ejaculate inside…

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Some Pamela Anderson in a Gold One-Piece of the Day

These are pictures from a couple of weeks ago that you’ve probably already seen and that I may have already posted, but I am posting again, because I have a bad memory but also because seeing Pam Anderson’s sloppy Hep-C mom ass from this angle is just too funny for me to not post, you see because I used to find her hot and exciting when I didn’t know better, and I generally like a friendly reality check to remind me that life is pretty fucking shitty and all things come to an end because when your sexual fantasy is old and haggard it usually means so are you… These came out because she’s doing some Dancing with the Stars bullshit, that will be fun to watch, like watching a trainwreck where no one dies and the only casualty will be her pride…. Pics via Fame

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Some Pamela Anderson in a Gold One-Piece of the Day