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The Bachelorette Spoilers: Who Does Hannah Bang in the Fantasy Suite?

Our apologies to those who may have found that headline a bit crass. And to those who want to avoid Bachelorette spoilers . But folks – it’s fantasy suites week, which means it’s time to send the kids to bed and get straight down to business. Last week, Hannah was introduced to her finalists’ friends and families. (Or in the case of Luke P., a bunch of people he paid off to pretend he’s a decent human being.) Anyway, meeting the parents is great and all, but this week, she’ll make her acquaintance of an even more important influence in the life of her fiance-to-be. It’s a figure who looms (hopefully) large and probably makes many important decisions on her future husband’s behalf. We’re talking, of course, about his ding-a-ling. Now, if you’ve been keeping up with our Bachelorette spoilers , then you already know who receives Hannah’s final rose. But that doesn’t mean he’ll be the only one who gets her flower, if you know what we mean. (If you’d prefer to be surprised, read no further, because we’re about to get all spoiler-y up in here.)   Okay, so now that all the info-phobes have tossed their phones into the nearest body of water, it’s time to tell you that Kevin Spacey was dead the whole movie, and Bruce Willis was Keyser Soze. Just a little spoiler humor! But seriously, folks, we’ve known for quite some time that Luke P. gets sent home in large part because he slut-shamed Hannah  for having sex with one of the other guys. So that’s double good news: Hannah takes at least one finalist to pound town, and it’s not Luke P. We also know that Jed Wyatt proposes to Hannah in the finale , and she accepts. It was later revealed that Wyatt had a girlfriend waiting at home while filming the show, and Hannah has reportedly kicked him to the curb as a result. But that’s a separate issue entirely. During the filming of tonight’s fantasy suite episode, Hannah was still very much smitten with Jed. And so, when previews for the episode revealed that Hannah has sex with someone in a windmill, it was widely believed to be Wyatt. But according to spoiler master Reality Steve, that’s not the case . “In Monday’s episode, you’ll see that Peter is Windmill Sex guy,” Reality Steve writes. “And there is a condom in the room that they joke about since he was the one that had it in the console of his car.” Yes, Peter Weber is the guy who goes full Don Quixote and thrusts his lance in a windmill. (Sorry, we couldn’t resist.) (We’re not ruling out the possibility that Hannah bangs Jed as well, but Peter was the infamous Windmill Guy.) So, that’s where we stand heading into tonight, and given what we know about Jed, that may seem like a bit of a bummer. After all, Peter was a fan favorite from the start, and poor Hannah wound up with a dude who was secretly in a relationship. So in a way, we guess today’s revelation that Peter also had a secret girlfriend is bittersweet. Basically, Hannah would’ve wound up with a cheater regardless. The long and short of it? The folks in charge of casting really need to do a better job of weeding out the d-bags. View Slideshow: The Bachelorette Spoilers: Who Gets Exposed? Who Wins Hannah’s Heart? [UPDATED] Reality Steve also tweeted a bit about the Men Tell All special that was recorded last week and will air during the finale. Steve says it’ll basically be an hour-long Luke-bashing session, which is both totally unsurprising and totally welcome. At one point, Hannah even apologizes to America for allowing Luke to remain on the show for long. No need to say you’re sorry, Ms. Beast, but — actually on second thought, we’re gonna go ahead and accept that apology. View Slideshow: Hannah Brown Banged in a Windmill and Twitter Lost Its Mind

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The Bachelor Will Do Fantasy Suites Differently for Virgin Colton Underwood!

The Bachelor Nation knows that Colton Underwood is the next Bachelor , and fans have some questions and concerns. Chris Harrison has come forward to address at least some of those worries. He promises that fans will have a good time. He shares how the show plans to tackle Colton’s virginity — and how this season’s Fantasy Suites will be very special. At the New York premiere of  A Simple Favor  on Monday. September, 10, Chris Harrison told Entertainment Tonight about why they picked Colton. “No matter what we say, if we said Jason, if we said Blake, it doesn’t matter,” Chris admits. “There’s going to be backlash, that’s the way social media works these days.” In case you’re wondering why so many celebs keep saying problematic stuff, it’s that exact attitude and an inability to distinguish between trolls and actual feedback. “Colton’s going to be good TV, and that is the reason we chose him,” Chris explains bluntly.  That sounds very honest. Chris then cracks a joke that will honestly sell more viewers on Colton than anything else: “He probably won’t have his shirt on after night one, so it’s going to be a good season.” Chris does admit that the fans aren’t sure if Colton is ready for marriage. And, as Chris says, “that’s the whole point of the show.” Looking for candidates for marriage is the whole point of The Bachelor franchise. Finding out if Colton is ready for it is the point of this season, we guess. “Maybe at the end of it, he’s not, and it’s a complete disaster,” Chris says. “That’s the way it goes, that’s life” Chris does address that the Fantasy Suite is going to be a little more intriguing since Colton has never banged before. “Well, this year, because I know he’s the Bachelor, I brought in props,” Chris jokes. His joke continues: “So there’s going to be a big presentation of what happens in the fantasy suite [with] 3D models.” That sounds painfully awkward. Fortunately, to make sure that we know (we hope) that this is a joke, Chris continues. “It really gets interesting,” Chris says. “And I’m going to bring my son in as well, who is a teenager, so I can knock out the talk.” If you haven’t had the talk with your teen yet, they already got it from their friends. But, again, Chris is joking. We hope. Chris does take a slightly more serious tone as he discusses the implications of Colton Underwood’s virginity. “No, but it’s part of the storyline, the fact that Colton’s a virgin, clearly,” Chris affirms. “How will the women react to that?” Chris asks rhetorically. “How is he going to handle that?” That’s a good question. And, of course, we already got a taste of that narrative after the episode aired in which Colton confessed to Becca. “It’s something that he’s obviously dealt with his entire life,” Chris reminds viewers. “And he got emotional about it.” Chris mentions how Colton spoke “about when he was in the NFL and having to fake it.” Actual locker room talk, for Colton, involved pretending that he’d had sexual experiences that he had not. “So, we are going to deal with that,” Chris says. “We’ll dive into that.” We’re sure that they will. So we suppose that Chris Harrison’s pitch for Colton’s season is:  Come for the shirtless eye candy, stay for the virginity drama . Will it work? For the network, it’s a gamble. Especially if someone comes forward and claims that Colton has been lying about his virgin status. Fans have already been warned that Colton is a selfish jerk who may be more interested in fame than finding love or marriage. Some think that, after Arie, the network should have gone with the most trustworthy, non-controversial pick that they could. Others say that people are simply being unfair to Colton. We’ll all find out together. View Slideshow: Colton Underwood as The Bachelor: A Nation Reacts

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The Bachelor Recap: And Then There Were Two!

You don’t need The Bachelor spoilers to tell you that Nick Viall’s journey for love reached its tipping point on this penultimate episode. With Season 21 of The Bachelor escalating toward its conclusion next Monday, who was eliminated and who advanced to the finale? Watch The Bachelor Season 21 Episode 10 Online On  The Bachelor Season 21 Episode 10 , you knew we’d start with the burning question, the resumption of the cliffhanger to end all cliffhangers: Did Nick make Raven Gates orgasm or no? We were spared any graphic details, but when Raven and Nick woke up in Finland after a night in the Fantasy Suite, she said the following: “Nick is really good at what he does.” “So I’m pretty satisfied today.” There you have it. Would you expect anything else from Nick Viall, given his level of experience with the winner of The Bachelor franchise? View Slideshow: Raven Gates Photos: Will She Win Nick Viall (and Bachelor Nation’s) Heart? Next up is Rachel Lindsay, who was announced as The Bachelorette weeks ago, so we knew at some point, she and Nick would split. This made for an interesting dynamic, especially with Rachel seeming to be on cloud nine in Finland with Nick. Would the other shoe drop? “You’re rare. And refreshing,” she tells him, beside herself that she’s still on the show with a guy she considers so amazing right now?  “I might be white, but I’m still a minority,” he says. Well then. He has a way with words, that Nick. “Rachel, I am falling for you,” he says, making the inevitable breakup that much worse for Lindsay and her fans at home “100 percent.”  One hundred percent? Was Vanessa at 110? View Slideshow: Rachel Lindsay: Get to Know The Bachelorette! Speaking of whom, Vanessa Grimaldi spent much of her romantic date with Nick in an ice bath, because this dude needs a cold shower. We kid, but he kind of does, are we wrong? “If we can do this together, we can do anything,” Vanessa says, in a cliche that makes kind of no sense in this context, but we digress. Shortly thereafter, Vanessa asks Nick about moving to Canada , and this proud American has a difficult time visualizing that scenario: “Your family’s so traditional. I’m not.”  Nevertheless, it’s Fantasy Suite time soon enough, and it presumably goes well, because Nick is crying later … that he has to cut someone. View Slideshow: Vanessa Grimaldi: The Bachelor Favorite? Much as we make fun of the man, and the show, it can’t be easy when one of the three women who did nothing wrong has to get dumped. Who would it be? As The Bachelor spoilers predicted, Raven Gates gets the first rose from Nick, and Vanessa Grimaldi gets the second. There was no twist. Rachel is going home. She’s crushed, and a little surprised, but for the most part, she holds it together as he walks her out into the snow where the limo awaits. Fortunately, so does her second chance. If you  watch The Bachelor online , you also saw the way she conducted herself on the Women Tell All special, and know Rachel is wonderful. Here’s hoping that fact, and the extensive time ABC has spent promoting her season in advance, pays off with a great list of contestants. View Slideshow: Rachel Lindsay: The Bachelorette Star in Photos!

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The Ladies Of WAGS Miami Party It Up In Trinidad For Carnival

WAGS Stars Spotted In Trinidad Celebrating Carnival The ladies of the original WAGS cast put all their differences aside and let it all hang out together in Trinidad for the Carnival celebration. Sasha Gates, who is Trini herself , served as a host for the Fantasy Carnival and brought her fellow WAGS Nicole, Natalie, and Joel Embiid’s new bae(?) Olivia along with her. Funny…Sasha seemed to really not like Natalie and Olivia in the past, since they’re not married or in serious relationships and don’t have kids (with any ballers). But it looks like all that’s water under di road while they’re all in their beautiful costumes and bouncing down the Port of Spain streets. Hit the flip for more from the WAGS Carnival shenanigans.

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Nick Viall Tries to Make Nice, Writes Note to Jen Saviano

Nick Viall struck out for the third time on ABC last night. Following a pair of runner-up finishes on The Bachelorette, it appeared as if Nick had found love on Bachelor in Paradise. He and Jen Saviano woke up on Tuesday night in the Fantasy Suite, with Viall gushing over how it’s “truly amazing what private alone time does for a relationship” and Jen later telling Nick: “I’ve fallen in love with you, and I want to continue to fall if you’re willing to catch me.” How sweet, right?!? How romantic, no?!? How sadly misguided of Jen. Viall responded to this outpouring of emotion by saying he didn’t want to regret a proposal and that Jen deserved better than him anyway. “K,” she replied. And that was that. Here’s a look at Viall (sort of) breaking Jen’s heart in front of millions of viewers on last night’s Bachelor in Paradise finale . Of course, Nick Viall will be The Bachelor this spring. So we already knew he didn’t end up with Jen. Viall did go ahead, however, and try to make the best of the situation, considering he now needs viewers around the country who watch The Bachelor online or on television to root for him on Season 21. “It’s not easy saying goodbye to someone as incredible as @jensav11,” Viall wrote on Instagram as a caption to the above image. He added: “One of the most beautiful, graceful, and intelligent women I’ve ever met. So lucky to have had her in my life. She deserves the world.” On the finale, Viall confessed that Saviano simply wasn’t the right woman for him. “I wanted to say I was in love with you, but something in my heart just said I can’t,” he told her. “Sometimes you wish you could tell your heart what to do, and if I could, I would tell it to choose you. I just feel like something’s telling me to say goodbye. “I’m sorry. My biggest fear is that I’m going to regret it.”  Profound stuff from Nick there. We can only hope we’re in for these kinds of original, non-cliche ridden thoughts on The Bachelor next year. View Slideshow: Nick Viall as The Bachelor: Twitter Reacts! On After Paradise, Jen sat down to talk about her feelings when it comes watching her ex look for love with a new group of ladies. It will be an unusual situation, to be sure. “There’s definitely mixed emotions about that — but I’ve moved on, and I’m doing good,” she told the audience. Jen also shared a picture on Instagram of herself eating pizza in her finale outfit. “When you get dumped… Here’s what you do: you order an XL pizza, bottle of wine & watch How To Lose a Guy in Ten Days… because you know, I’m good at that,” she wrote as a caption. She added #singleAF” as a hashtag. HA! We love it. You sure you made the right choice here, Nick? Also: Jen Saviano for The Bachelorette? Please, ABC?!?

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Alessandra Ambrosio’s Nipple of the DAy

I guess what we can all learn from these recent Behind the Scenes pics of Alessandra Ambrosio on set…is that even the early models, or should we call them the old model of the Victoria’s Secret marketing robot, have nipples… That brand built that pussy you want to fuck, so that you buy the mall brand panties for your wife to help make the fantasy that you’re fucking their sex doll real…a little too real thanks to your wife’s belly and stretch marks…but when you close your eyes and see that matching bra and panty set – while on sedatives after drinking two bottles of wine…it’s probably as good as the real thing, less obnoxious, spoiled, high maintenance…but the good news is, they all die off eventually.. Alessandra Ambrosio is on her way out, she’s old now, been around forever…but on her demise..and this is a test to see if people still care about her nipple. The post Alessandra Ambrosio’s Nipple of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Candice Swanepoel’s Ass of the Day

Candice Swanepoel is trying to milk her celebrity as much as she can because she’s old and tired and throwing out nude pics, or in this case ass in thong pics, since it is really what her career is based on, like an overpaid showgirl, because when a lingerie model gets married, she’s ready to throw in the towel and the fantasy…a fantasy she barely every brought…because she’s had this great body, this great face, but this terribly boring EVERYTHING else about her..which I guess you could argue was nothing, there was nothing else to her or any girl who has a body and face like this…and I guess you’re right and I’m crazy to expect more out of the girls I want to jerk off to.. The post Candice Swanepoel’s Ass of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Emma Watson Vogue Italy November for the Harry Potter Fans of the Day

My favorite thing about Emma Watson is that grown men with no friends…have been masturbating to her…since she was 10…not because she was 10, they weren’t necessarily pedophiles, but the kind of social outcasts who just lock into the fantasy of “one day she’ll be 18″…and spend days doing computer generated pictures of her…at 18…by cropping her head on a naked body..to cum…because of love… Here she is in Vogue Italy, now over 18, and still exciting to those Harry Potter fans…who are committed to the motherfucking cause and I guess she’s a good thing to be committed to, as jerking off to Harry Potter himself would be creepier..especially if they aren’t gay but just so into Harry Potter they cum when they think of it… Nerds into Wizards freak me out… The post Emma Watson Vogue Italy November for the Harry Potter Fans of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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5 NFL Running Backs You Need For A Killer Fantasy Football Season

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With the first week of NFL games finally over, people are still coming to terms with the fantasy team stats and begging coworkers and friends…

5 NFL Running Backs You Need For A Killer Fantasy Football Season

Hilary Duff Fat Mom Ass in Leggings of the Day

So….Hilary Duff has a massive ass and legs that black guys, and apparently pro hockey players and her fan base that used to jerk off to her in the 90s still jerk off to, because they like when the pussy they fuck with gets older and older and older….because when the pussy you jerk off to ages……it feels like your relationship is real…like she’s actually your wife and not just your fantasy wife…because you’re that lonely… The post Hilary Duff Fat Mom Ass in Leggings of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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