So….Hilary Duff has a massive ass and legs that black guys, and apparently pro hockey players and her fan base that used to jerk off to her in the 90s still jerk off to, because they like when the pussy they fuck with gets older and older and older….because when the pussy you jerk off to ages……it feels like your relationship is real…like she’s actually your wife and not just your fantasy wife…because you’re that lonely… The post Hilary Duff Fat Mom Ass in Leggings of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Zoe Kravitz is the worst. She’s just some Lisa Bonet x Lenny Kravitz, rich brat who has decided she’s a fashion model, or fashion icon, because the media wrote about how cool her style was, cuz the media loves rich kids of rockstars and light skinned bitches from the Cosby Show you may have masturabted to, like you were Bill Cosby with less Qualudes… Lisa Bonet was the most accessible character on the show for white America to accept in that black doctor who wasn’t just called the doctor cuz he was a drug dealer…I mean not in his show…but maybe in his real life…if you consider getting girls high drug dealing…before you fuck them… and lawyer wife who wasn’t just representing herself in court in their fantasy household…not that you remember the Cosby Show. That was 30 years ago. This is her period that never was…. The reason I kinda hate Zoe Kravitz is that when she peaked during her HARD NIPPLE PHOTOSHOOTS she blocked me on twitter and that’s just rude, a personality trait typical of cunty rich kids who have people everywhere stroking their ego cuz of who their parents are, and they hate an interent troll, when all I know is how to be an internet troll.. Here’s her 50%-ish black ass in a bikini…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Zoe Kravitz in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Zoe Kravitz is the worst. She’s just some Lisa Bonet x Lenny Kravitz, rich brat who has decided she’s a fashion model, or fashion icon, because the media wrote about how cool her style was, cuz the media loves rich kids of rockstars and light skinned bitches from the Cosby Show you may have masturabted to, like you were Bill Cosby with less Qualudes… Lisa Bonet was the most accessible character on the show for white America to accept in that black doctor who wasn’t just called the doctor cuz he was a drug dealer…I mean not in his show…but maybe in his real life…if you consider getting girls high drug dealing…before you fuck them… and lawyer wife who wasn’t just representing herself in court in their fantasy household…not that you remember the Cosby Show. That was 30 years ago. This is her period that never was…. The reason I kinda hate Zoe Kravitz is that when she peaked during her HARD NIPPLE PHOTOSHOOTS she blocked me on twitter and that’s just rude, a personality trait typical of cunty rich kids who have people everywhere stroking their ego cuz of who their parents are, and they hate an interent troll, when all I know is how to be an internet troll.. Here’s her 50%-ish black ass in a bikini…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Zoe Kravitz in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
OK, sure, so this isn’t exactly the fantasy I was hoping for when I heard Sofia Vergara and Reese Witherspoon were hanging out together in Las Vegas. (I had my fingers crossed for a bikini leg wrestling tournament…) Instead, here they are getting friendly at something called Warner Brothers’ The Big Picture at 2015 CinemaCon, because supposedly they’re in a movie together. But hey, I can still work with this. I’ve always had a very active imagination. » view all 11 photos Photos: WENN.com
You’re probably looking at Selena Gomez’s ass, trying to decide how many times Bieber came in it, maybe even wondering if he took her anal virginity, or if that happened in an office at Disney when her mom was treating those early auditions as if they were “doctor visits”, in a “this will only hurt a minute”….”do it for our Mexican Familey”….but I keep looking at her puffy little face that makes me laugh.. She looks like a Disney Cartoon character, and I doubt that is a coincidence, they probably made her in a lab…and her tits aren’t the only fake thing on her… Sure they pretend it is Lupus meds, the steroids making her inflate…but there’s no fun in that story…I mean that almost makes me feel bad, seeing as I know people who died prematurely from Lupus…but when you separate real life, and these idiots living the fantasy life…who gives a fuck if they have a terminal illness, when you can just laugh at their face. TO SEE THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Selena Gomez Ass of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Okay….so here is Allison Stokke. She is a 25 year old American Pole Vaulter, straight from the mean streets of Newport Beach California…and she’s doing a video for GoPro, that reminds us that track and field, despite being one of the most boring activities to watch, was a whole lot of fun in elementary school…but more importantly, that every once in a while a decent varsity babe excels at one of the track and field sports, whether it is hurdling, or this…and gives people some reason to watch the shit…because athletic women are hot, and this type of athleticism is the Original, Greek Olympics style atleticism, so I guess they matter, even if no one actually gives a fuck, since it isn’t two chicks cage figthing… Either way…now I know who Allison Stokke is…and that Pole Vaulting exists…and that fit girls are amazing…all thanks to GoPro…the little camera that turned a 20 year old into a billionaire… Their stock price has already gone up 1 dollar today. Good job Allison Stokke’s tight, flat, toned, stomach. The post Pole Vaulting with Allison Stokke of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Her name is Alena. I don’t know where she is from, or what her deal is. I just know that I’ve never felt a love like this before. Her tits are huge, her body is long and lean, her ass amazing…and I feel like she crawled out of my fantasy of what a girl is supposed to look like naked, put her in a studio with stupid lights and let some dude named Igor Oussenko takes pics of her, because my sexual fantasies always end with a girl running off with another dude to get naked. Via TREATS The post Alena for Treats of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
It’s time to take a little break from our Golden Globes coverage to get back to what’s really important: leggy supermodels doing super-hot photoshoots. According to my sources, Victoria’s Secret Angels Behati Prinsloo and Joan Smalls were in Puerto Rico to shoot a commercial for the company. And here I thought they were just shooting my next lesbian fantasy. Although I guess I should’ve known, considering my fantasy includes bikini Jello wrestling. Here’s hoping they just haven’t gotten to that part yet. Photos: Fameflynet
For residents in many parts of the country, winter isn’t simply coming. It’s already here. Therefore, what a perfect time for HBO to unveil the very first trailer for Game of Thrones Season 5 . Released on Twitter, the brief footage focuses on Arya and is mostly a promotional tool that asks fans to “follow the three-eyed raven.” The raven brings #TheSight . Receive the power at: http://t.co/9fNrrJIGHG https://t.co/LknnRX0f4D — Game Of Thrones (@GameOfThrones) November 25, 2014 The video calls attention ThreeEyedRaven.com, a site where Game of Thrones viewers can sign up to receive frequent updated from the drama’s iconic animals. Game of Thrones Season 5 won’t premiere until the spring of 2015, but here is what we know about new episodes to come: Neither Hodor nor Bran will appear at all. Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje will portray a character that is not part of George R.R. Martin’s novels. Viewers will see their first-ever flashbacks on the series. We’ll spend a great deal of time in Dorne. Check out the above teaser to get psyched… visit TV Fanatic to watch Game of Thrones online and relive past episodes… and then click through the following gallery: 7 Game of Thrones Scenes That Are Tough to Watch 1. Bran’s Winterfell Fall When a lovable kid gets paralyzed early in the story, you know the guy telling tale isn’t gonna spare your feelings.
Last week, ABC released a promo for The Bachelor that played up the show’s unintentionally comedic aspects, while teasing a few The Bachelor spoilers . Today, the network shared a teaser that focuses on the soap opera-caliber drama that’s made the cutthroat romantic competition series such an addictive reality TV staple over the years. The Bachelor Pregnancy Test Promo it’s an understatement to say there’s a lot going on in this trailer: We get our first extended look at Chris Soules as The Bachelor ; we learn producers have brought in more wannabe-fiancees than ever before…But the real surprise comes at the very end: As the show’s signature, schlocky voice-over promises a season “pregnant with possibility,” the camera closes in on a discarded home pregnancy test… The results screen has been blurred out, so it’s totally possible that one of the ladies simply experienced a false alarm, but the dramatic tease certainly has the Internet abuzz with speculation. The new promo has raised a number of questions about this upcoming season: Would the show go on if one of the ladies got knocked up? Will the female fans who fell in love with Chris after he got dumped by Andi Dorfman feel the same way if he gets some rando pregnant? Doesn’t ABC stock that damn Fantasy Suite with condoms?! Hopefully all these questions and more will be answered in the show’s 19th (!) season. In the meantime, watch The Bachelor online to relive every sleazy the Fantasy Suite has to offer. Chris Soules Photos: The Bachelor 2015! 1. Chris Soules is The Bachelor 2015 Chris Soules is The Bachelor 2015. Here he is, leaving no doubts about it.
