It’s MARDI GRAS Today… Where are the fucking titties?Being based in a basement apartment in the middle of fucking winter…the titties aren’t here.. I’m hoping the titties in New Orleans…the best of the American cities…hands fucking down and titties fucking out… So here’s Candice Swanepoel, the Victoria’s Secret model, mom of two, not ready to retire…. doing her own Mardi Gras appearance for Brazilian Carnivale…which is their Mardi Gras..the day before Ash Wednesday, some Catholic shit…eat your pancakes….live large before fasting the next 40 days…depriving yourself of sex or booze or whatever you choose to deprive yourself with….probably masturbation….because it’s the closest you get to sex and you know it’s posing a problem on your psychological well being….and getting in the way of accomplishing your dreams…as all this porn is a fucking distraction… Point being..model at Carnivale… JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Candice Swanepoel Tits Out for Carnival of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Source: SplashNews / Splash News Ciara And Russell Wilson Share More Photos And Videos From Brazil Last week we shared some photos of Ciara and Russell Wilson who are currently vacationing in Rio De Janeiro, Brazil for Carnaval. The festivities continued through the weekend and we finally got the moment we were waiting for — Cici in full costume: View this post on Instagram Carnival. #Brazil A post shared by Ciara (@ciara) on Mar 3, 2019 at 10:08am PST Notice hubby couldn’t help himself from adding the comment “Beauty”. So sweet right? The couple were also photographed wearing matching Brazilian soccer shirts while visiting Copacabana. Source: SplashNews / Splash News So cute right? Check out more photos below then hit the flip for more
Penis on the Car Man Shows Dick to a Reporter Naked Fat Guy Attacks Drunk Germans in a Bar… Topless Carnival Dancer… The post Girl Gets her Asshole Tattooed and Other Video of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Cruise ships are just supposed to be places where a bunch of drunk strangers form a giant petri dish of potential ailments while trying to enjoy themselves. But one recent South Pacific cruise was totally derailed by brawling passengers engaging in fights. The cruise line lays the blame at the feet at 23 members of one Italian family. Warning: the video below, which shows just one of the brawls from aboard the cruise ship, may be disturbing due to its content. At the beginning of this video — a recording of one of multiple brawls, only some of which were filmed — a quick-thinking cruise passenger on this Carnival Legends ship can at first only see the periphery of the fight. And, of course, hear the screams. Most of the passengers were apparently Australian. The man recording the video below certainly sounds like he was. As the brawl moves closer, a number of people flee to avoid being drawn into it or injured by the participants. You'd think that a fight on a boat would have a vibe like something out of a pirate movie, at least. instead, this looks like an unarmed version of The Purge . To add to the disturbing elements of this video, people who appear to be cruise ship employees are shown appearing to engage in two different unacceptable behaviors. One person who appears to work security is shown repeatedly kicking a man who is laying on the ground. It appears that someone throws themselves over that man's body to protect him. Some reports claim that the man on the ground is a 17-year-old boy. Either way, that looks horrible. Multiple employees appear to try to deter filming, which is not even acceptable when actual police do it. Some reports claim that cruise ship employees stole people's phones in order to delete incriminating videos. The key culprits in the actual brawling and fighting, however, were reportedly members of a 23-member Italian family. One cruise passenger described this “big Italian family' assailing other passengers, resulting in people “getting strangled and punched up.” “Very violent, they were full-on attacks.” At least one passenger called his father in Australia to plead for him to get the government to send help. Though members of the crew eventually locked a number of passengers in their rooms after days of terror, there wasn't really a place where they could lock up a couple dozen troublemakers. Cruise ships don't have the authority to make people walk the plank , folks. Some passengers point to what they believe to be the real culprit. One chose to blame alcohol, as many passengers have unlimited passes to the bar. Which, she claimed, means that a lot of people are just super drunk by 6 or 7 in the evening. The problem with that accusation is that this cruise ship, which was traveling from Melbourne to New Caledonia, had 2000 people on board. Two thousand. Versus what, a couple dozen — let's say a few dozen — troublemakers. This wasn't an alcohol problem, this was a terrible people being violent problem. The frightening brawls sent a number of guests to lock themselves in their cabins for their own safety. Not exactly an ideal vacation. Carnival Cruise Line says that they've sent people to provide comfort to passengers who were understandably upset. Apparently they offered passengers 25% off on a future cruise, which is … well, that's gotten a mixed reception. Some passengers aren't planning on ever going on another Carnival Cruise Line, as you may recall that some were just as horrified by the behavior of employees as they were by the brawlers. So a 25% discount — or one of 100% doesn't mean that much. Watch this video, if you're feeling up to it, and decide for yourself if that's an experience that you'd want to risk repeating:
Amber Rose Spotted Grinning Ear To Ear While Hanging With Odell Beckham At Coachella It’s good to see a smile on Muva’s face ! Amber Rose was photographed grinning ear to ear at Neon Carnival late Day 2 of Coachella as she walked alongside Giants baller Odell Beckham Jr. . Meanwhile OBJ looked pretty mortified when he realized paps caught him out with Amb. Yikes! Good thing she’s done dating athletes riiiiight? We had a feeling that policy wasn’t going to last. Amber and OBJ weren’t the only big names at Neon Carnival. Miguel brought his bangin’ fianceé Nazanin Mandi and Odell’s boyfriend BFF Drake was also seen on the scene. Drake looks pretty OVO-Over it. We see you in the cut too Chubbs. Hit the flip for more photos from the party, and don’t forget to caption OBJ’s priceless reaction to the paps! SplashNews/Instagram https://instagram.com/p/BS8jxuAlyP3/?tagged=amberrose These are the photos that are causing the biggest stir though. https://instagram.com/p/BS8sXUaBwCe/?tagged=amberrose How cute are they? https://instagram.com/p/BS6BkS3hQDW/?taken-by=amberrose Amber posted a few photos from Coachella as well. Cute right? https://instagram.com/p/BS8ZM3vBqY4/?taken-by=amberrose
WAGS Stars Spotted In Trinidad Celebrating Carnival The ladies of the original WAGS cast put all their differences aside and let it all hang out together in Trinidad for the Carnival celebration. Sasha Gates, who is Trini herself , served as a host for the Fantasy Carnival and brought her fellow WAGS Nicole, Natalie, and Joel Embiid’s new bae(?) Olivia along with her. Funny…Sasha seemed to really not like Natalie and Olivia in the past, since they’re not married or in serious relationships and don’t have kids (with any ballers). But it looks like all that’s water under di road while they’re all in their beautiful costumes and bouncing down the Port of Spain streets. Hit the flip for more from the WAGS Carnival shenanigans.
Sexy Bitch on the Live Scorpian Eating Kick Fed Up Drunk guy in the Hood Moose Rescue Koala VS Koala This is DArk – Little Kid Killed While Peeing in the Street Woman Thrown Out of a Carnival Ride Cheating Husband of the Day The post Crazy Mayo Woman of the Day and Other Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Lindsay Lohan is such a fucking wreck…but for reasons beyond me…that are wired deep into my pervert soul – that I apparently have despite not feeling empathy, or really any emotions….ever….I want to taste every one of her bodily fluids…partially to see if I die…but also because I would jerk off to every second of it…not that I’ve ever actually jerked off to Lindsay Lohan…I don’t jerk off to these idiots when there are so many real girls but I like the idea of Lindsay Lohan and all her years of baggage, failure, depression because I guess I’ve been following her bullshit story since it started – not because I want to – but because it was fed to me…but now I’m ready for Lohan to be fed to me…I figure you gotta get a terminal sexually transmitted disease at some point in time…and it might as well be from a celebrity…who is no longer a working celebrity…but who is still a legend and she’s 30…despite looking haggard 50….thanks to face fillers she proabably didn’t need…but it’s all in good fun as a she knows she’s a circus freak….sold to the carnival from the family… The post Lindsay Lohan Weird Selfie of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
The Bella Thorne narrative I have created in my delusional never leave my house existence that some would consider delusional, bi polar, schizophrenic…even crazy….as I post nonsense about nonsense people that the media feeds us everyday…but that I would argue is just an objective perception of what is really going on here… Now I call her 40, pretending to be 18, because 18 is scandalous and speaks to the dicks that follow on social media, jacking up her numbers, while they jack off to her… Realistically, she’s probably mid to late 20s, and the last of the family of stage show parent hippies with the carnival caravan from Florida with names like Bella and Dani – at fame…and it’s working… So she’s grown up with whoring ingrained in her core…and here she is doing it in a way that she is still marketable and hireable…but still milking the same tactics a nobody spreading her ass on social does… The post Bella Thorne is on Snapchat of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
For your viewing pleasure … Hollywood Carnival 2015 Photos The 2015 Hollywood Carnival brought out masses of people decked out in feathered costumes and flags to represent their island heritage. Rosa Acosta was spotted kicking it with Carribean beauties Geebin Flores and Kreesha Turner…. before catching up with Safaree who represented for Jamaica. Other celebs in the streets included “Hit The Floor’s” Logan Laurice and “The Bernie Mac Show” actress Camille Winbush… as well as Carribean Soca Queen Allison Hinds who partied with the crowd… and Bria Myles who represented for Trinidad and Guyana. Various videos of the celebration have since popped up that capture the carnival’s true party vibe. Good googly moogly! What do YOU think about these gorgeous feathered beauties?? Hit the flip for more from Hollywood Carnival 2015.