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Taylor Swift Ass in Shorts of the Day

Posted on March 5, 2019 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I saw this Taylor Swift meme and felt the need to post it…because it’s so fucking bad…and a reminder that not all memes are created equally, but also a reminder that I’ve failed at Social media due to my inability to MEME. If I was a solid meme creator, or MEME curator, I would be rich as fuck off dumb relatable jokes that eventually just get submitted….and that you theoretically can hire an assistant to post for you so you can do other things like sitting on your ass all day… Instead, I am downloading and uploading pics of nonsense celebs that I can get sued over….for ungrateful assholes and 5 dollars a day…. With ZERO relevance….after so many hours of updates over 14 fucking years…. When all I had to do was MEME… What a fail….Taylor Swift’s ass in shorts remind me of that failure…..it also reminds me that I hate this bitch…and I don’t look forward to her new tour and promotional tour she’s about to go on because she’s out there on another cash grab with a new album….annoying. The post Taylor Swift Ass in Shorts of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Candice Swanepoel Tits Out for Carnival of the Day

Posted on March 5, 2019 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

It’s MARDI GRAS Today… Where are the fucking titties?Being based in a basement apartment in the middle of fucking winter…the titties aren’t here.. I’m hoping the titties in New Orleans…the best of the American cities…hands fucking down and titties fucking out… So here’s Candice Swanepoel, the Victoria’s Secret model, mom of two, not ready to retire…. doing her own Mardi Gras appearance for Brazilian Carnivale…which is their Mardi Gras..the day before Ash Wednesday, some Catholic shit…eat your pancakes….live large before fasting the next 40 days…depriving yourself of sex or booze or whatever you choose to deprive yourself with….probably masturbation….because it’s the closest you get to sex and you know it’s posing a problem on your psychological well being….and getting in the way of accomplishing your dreams…as all this porn is a fucking distraction… Point being..model at Carnivale… JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Candice Swanepoel Tits Out for Carnival of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Morning Hangover Dump if the Day

Posted on February 14, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

It’s Mardi Gras and as much as I love New Orleans and the idea of drunk women flashing me their tits for beads that cost me very little to buy, or even just for the sake of flashing me their tits because girls are exhibitionists… I have never been to a Mardi Gras celebration, and every year I think “maybe I’ll go to Mardi Gras Next Year”, but I can’t afford that shit, so instead I will just walk around this winter snowed in bullshit and ask every woman I see to flash me her tits…and when they get mad at me, I’ll show them the GOOGLE SEARCH proving today is Mardi Gras, because no one here actually gives a fuck about Mardi Gras…..but that doesn’t mean I can’t ask to see tits… Here are some stepLINKS… The Chaos in the Jeopardy Control Room CLICK HERE Some Actress VS Beyonce on Trying to Fuck Jay Z – NONSENSE CLICK HERE James Franco will be Back on the Deuce Despite Being a Rapist CLICK HERE Jim Carrey Quits Facebook CLICK HERE Hannah Fergusing in a Red Outfit of the DAy CLICK HERE Russian Man Knocking Down Building CLICK HERE Wife Cries Because Burrito is TOo Much CLICK HERE World’s Quickest Little Dog CLICK HERE Explosion at Winternationals CLICK HERE Cat on a Spinnign Chair CLICK HERE The post Morning Hangover Dump if the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Fat Tuesday Recipe: Shrimp Étouffée

Posted on February 17, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

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Here is an Étouffée recipe just in time for Mardi Gras and Fat Tuesday from @ACThePlug! There are many variants of étouffée. Although traditionally made…

Fat Tuesday Recipe: Shrimp Étouffée

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Adam Lambert — Cup Is Half Full

Posted on March 8, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Filed under: American Idol , Fashion Wearing a spiked codpiece, former “American Idol” runner-up Adam Lambert performed at a Mardi Gras party in Sydney over the weekend.Adam likes to use protection. See Also Adam Lambert — I Sucked Face with Ke$ha Adam Lambert Rips Fan – Get Off … Permalink

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TMZ’s Mardi Gras Madness Contest — WINNER!

Posted on February 23, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Filed under: Photo Galleries The tribe has spoken — and the Puppy Parade pictures pulled in the the vote for TMZ’s Mardi Gras Madness Contest — scoring the $250 prize and some super secret stuff from TMZ!This week’s contest is Bangin’ Backsides — so email in your sexiest butt … Permalink

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TMZ’s Mardi Gras Madness Contest — Final 5!

Posted on February 22, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Filed under: Photo Galleries The parade filled pictures have been narrowed down to these final five in our Mardi Gras Madness Contest — and now their festive fates are in your hands!Which of the Mardi Gras photos should score the $250 prize and some super sweet stuff from … Permalink

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TMZ’s Mardi Gras Madness Contest — Who Dat!

Posted on February 21, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Filed under: Photo Galleries The parade pictures poured into the TMZ newsroom for our Mardi Gras Madness Contest — and now it’s time to break out the beads and make yo’ momma proud!Be sure to check back on Monday and vote for which Mardi Gras snapshot should win the $250 prize … Permalink

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TMZ’s Mardi Gras Madness Contest!

Posted on February 17, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Turn your crazy Mardi Gras photos into cold hard cash! Email in your wildest parade pictures for TMZ’s Mardi Gras Madness Contest and you could score the $250 prize and some super secret extra cool gifts from TMZ! … Permalink

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Mardi Gras Tuesday — Once You Go Fat …

Posted on February 15, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Filed under: Photo Galleries If you’re a celebrity — every day is Fat Tuesday! See how the stars take on Mardi Gras with the regular folk. … Permalink

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