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Candice Swanepoel Tits Out for Carnival of the Day

It’s MARDI GRAS Today… Where are the fucking titties?Being based in a basement apartment in the middle of fucking winter…the titties aren’t here.. I’m hoping the titties in New Orleans…the best of the American cities…hands fucking down and titties fucking out… So here’s Candice Swanepoel, the Victoria’s Secret model, mom of two, not ready to retire…. doing her own Mardi Gras appearance for Brazilian Carnivale…which is their Mardi Gras..the day before Ash Wednesday, some Catholic shit…eat your pancakes….live large before fasting the next 40 days…depriving yourself of sex or booze or whatever you choose to deprive yourself with….probably masturbation….because it’s the closest you get to sex and you know it’s posing a problem on your psychological well being….and getting in the way of accomplishing your dreams…as all this porn is a fucking distraction… Point being..model at Carnivale… JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Candice Swanepoel Tits Out for Carnival of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Bella Thorne Crackhead Bikini of the Day

Bella Thorne is such fucking trash. That’s all I have to say about that or the clickbait she is producing, on her qust to be the next Kylie Jenner…billion dollar instagram product hustler cashing in on her idiot fans… Fake titty shake in a bikini, even though fake tits cause cancer, with her meth looking skin…is just gross…and looks like it smells…it looks like the reason I once got a rash after getting into a Hot Tub at a hotel…dirty water thanks to dirty fucking people…using it as a toilet, bath, and place to climax…where their herpes lives for weeks or months for poor bastards assuming hot tubs, warm water that strangers soak in, is perfectly healthy, safe and somewhere they want to soak… Gross. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Bella Thorne Crackhead Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Micaela Schaefer Naked at an Event of the Day

I don’t really understand what this Micaela Schaefer is, but I do know whatever it is that she’s doing is totally fucking right. It’s like why wear clothes when you can get more attention showing up places totally naked – the media will eat it up – the blogs will talk about you – and it will increase your escorting rates by a minimum of 1000 dollars an hour… It’s like the reason half of the pornstars out there do porn. Shit is good for fucking hooking business. I am sure she wasn’t always a whore, but her fake tits may tell a different story, but at least she’s using that ability to make moves career wise well into her 30s…now if only more women did this – leaving the house would be a funny, cellulite filled journey I would probably chronically masturbate to, but in my defence that’s kind of already I do – with girls I see in clothes….I’m the creeper in the corner, nice to meet you. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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