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Micaela Schaefer Is No Longer Best Dressed

I’ve always called Micaela Schaefer the world’s best-dressed nobody, but I might have to rescind that title after this. Because here she is at some event during Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week in Germany and look, I don’t know much about fashion, but even I can tell that Micaela committed a serious fashion faux pas here. And no, I’m not talking about that dumb hat. I mean that she’s not showing any cleavage. » view all 11 photos Photos: WENN.com  

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Micaela Schaefer Naked at an Event of the Day

I don’t really understand what this Micaela Schaefer is, but I do know whatever it is that she’s doing is totally fucking right. It’s like why wear clothes when you can get more attention showing up places totally naked – the media will eat it up – the blogs will talk about you – and it will increase your escorting rates by a minimum of 1000 dollars an hour… It’s like the reason half of the pornstars out there do porn. Shit is good for fucking hooking business. I am sure she wasn’t always a whore, but her fake tits may tell a different story, but at least she’s using that ability to make moves career wise well into her 30s…now if only more women did this – leaving the house would be a funny, cellulite filled journey I would probably chronically masturbate to, but in my defence that’s kind of already I do – with girls I see in clothes….I’m the creeper in the corner, nice to meet you. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Selena Gomez Crashed!

I know I like to joke around a lot, but this is no laughing matter: according to my sources, one of my favorite hotties Selena Gomez got into “a minor accident” over the weekend. Not to worry though, because apparently it was just a parking lot fender bender and she’s OK. But just in case she’s still a little shaken up about it, I’d be happy to offer to be Selena’s driver from now on so this kind of thing doesn’t happen again. I guess she’d have to sit in the back seat though, because I’m not gonna lie, I’d find it mighty hard to concentrate on the road around those legs of hers too. Photos: PacificCoastNews

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WTF! Micaela Schaefer Is Wearing Clothes!

Not gonna lie, I was a little surprised to see Micaela Schaefer so covered up here at the debut presentation for Citroën’s C4 Cactus (that’s a car, just in case you were wondering). I mean, where’s the usual body paint and black censor bars that we’ve come to expect from the best-dressed nobody of all-time? But considering Micaela still looks hot enough to get my engine running no matter what she wears, I guess it’s true what they say: it’s what’s underneath that counts. Photos: WENN.com

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WTF! Micaela Schaefer Is Wearing Clothes!

Not gonna lie, I was a little surprised to see Micaela Schaefer so covered up here at the debut presentation for Citroën’s C4 Cactus (that’s a car, just in case you were wondering). I mean, where’s the usual body paint and black censor bars that we’ve come to expect from the best-dressed nobody of all-time? But considering Micaela still looks hot enough to get my engine running no matter what she wears, I guess it’s true what they say: it’s what’s underneath that counts. Photos: WENN.com

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Micaela Schaefer Really Knows How To Have A Good Time

Once again, Micaela Schaefer is showing why she’s my #1 best-dressed nobody of all time: because here she is classing up some party in Berlin by wearing what I’m pretty sure is a swimsuit or something. I assume this must be considered her formal wear for her, considering we usually just see her wearing a pair of black bars . Anyway, after this, now I want to see if Micaela’s available for my next party too. Forget the cake, I’d be just as happy following these chicks’ lead and taking a lick of Micaela’s tasty booty instead. And yes, I promise to share. Yum. » view all 11 photos Photos: WENN.com

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Micaela Schaefer Knows How To Celebrate Easter!

In case anybody out there’s still wondering why I always call Micaela Schaefer the best-dressed nobody of all-time, here she is wearing nothing but a pair of bunnies for an Easter-themed photoshoot in the middle of Berlin. Great, now I definitely know how I want to spend my Easter weekend this year: standing behind another Micaela shoot like these lucky tourists. Anyway, I know some of you prudes out there might call this sacrilegious, and I actually agree. Micaela should clearly be wearing way less. Photos: WENN.com

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Meet Busty Babe Micaela Reis

Here’s some ridiculously busty hottie named Micaela Reis at some event for something called The Intern . I don’t know anything about either of them, but after these pictures, I want to find out a whole lot more. Like why wasn’t I invited, why haven’t I ever seen this Micaela chick before, and more importantly, does she believe in love at first sight? Because I just fell hard for those funbags of hers, and I’m pretty sure that the three of us were meant to be together and live happily ever after in my mom’s basement. Photos: WENN.com

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WTF! Micaela Schaefer Is Overdressed!

Here’s the queen of themed photoshoots Micaela Schaefer in one for Oktoberfest at the Berlin Dungeon, which as you can see, isn’t quite as hot as it sounds. Because for some reason, Micaela’s wearing five times the amount of clothing she normally wears during these shoots. Oh well. On the plus side, this might be our weirdest lesbian fantasy yet, so for the five or six of you that this is working for, enjoy. » view all 23 photos Related Articles: Micaela Schaefer & Gina Lisa Lohfink Hotness Micaela Schaefer’s Awesome Tight Bikini Body Lisa Lohfink And Micaela Schaefer In Sexy Lingerie Micaela Schaefer Public Bikini Goodness Photos: WENN.com

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Micaela Schaefer’s Sexy Swimsuit Pictures

If you’re a fan on Hollywood Tuna you’ve seen Micaela Schaefer on the site many times before wearing the most jaw droping outfits. Here she is posing for London Fashion week in a sexy Union Jack swimsuit and once again she doesn’t disappoint. However, let’s not pay attention to the silly thingy on her head. I don’t get it, but what I do get is a weird tingly sensation in my pants when I stare at Micaela’s amazing body for too long.