Kylie Jenner didn’t appear in the annual Kardashian/Jenner family Christmas card, and now Kourtney Kardashian, like everyone else, is pointing out her absence…
Jay Z and Solange Take Candid Shot In An Elevator Awww, ain’t it sweet when family lets bygones be bygones? Even after she laid an utter smackdown on him in an elevator two years ago, Jay Z is still hopping in close spaces with Solange. Mama Tina Knowles Lawson is still firing off photos from the weekend’s festivities, and posted a candid family moment of Solange and Jay, crammed in an elevator alongside Julez and Solange’s hubby Alan Ferguson after wrapping up Solange’s appearance on SNL this weekend . Looks like everyone’s all smiles and affection while de-escalating floors this time… Apparently Miss Tina figured out that the whole elevator thing with Jay and Solo had too many connotations and she snatched the picture down just as quickly as she put it up. After all, we ALL remember the last time the double doors shut on these two… But nice to see the fam all being harmonious in such close quarters…isn’t it? Instagram
Chris Brown Attacked By 2 Men Outside Of Los Angeles Club They got time today, cuz… Via NYDailyNews R&B artist Chris Brown can add two unidentified men to his ever-growing list of enemies. The duo attacked the “Loyal” singer as he left the Warwick cocktail lounge in Los Angeles Wednesday night, photos show. The men grabbed Brown by the chest, only to be pulled away by security personnel seconds later. The seemingly unperturbed musician waded through paparazzi, got into his red Lamborghini and drove off, a video obtained by the Mirror shows. Looks like everyone still hates Chris. Image via AKM-GSI
Sometimes, I look at hipster instagram photographers like Marie Tomanova , who probably doesn’t like being called an instagram photographer…..like her friend in the photos E_Lizabeth doesn’t like being called an instagram model….but to me, with technology, we’re all fucking photographers and models if we really want to be, we’ve given ourselves and our lives to technology like a bunch of idiots, so even if these girls are paid big money to do shoots for magazines, which I doubt…they’ll always be low level, like everyone else to me… But unlike everyone else, I feel like they are trolling us, pretending to be artistic, or like this is art, even though art doesn’t exist, because I guess it gives them more purpose to what they do..and purpose, even when stupid or delusional is all that matters.. The post Hipster Photography is Getting Weird of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
It is safe to assume that this is Sinead O’Connor jumping on the Kim Kardashian band wagon like everyone else, because it seems to be the only way to get into the press, especially when you’re outspoken Sinead O’Connor… I would say maybe Kim K paid her to do this, but Kim K and the rest of the world doesn’t fucking remember this bitch…. That’s not to say what she saying isn’t true…why is Kim K on the cover of a music mag, that was at some point in time influential, interesting, pioneers that covered the scene before the internet… Are they just clickbait, click hogs, trying to get noticed, picked up, seen and resorting to shitty coverage of shitty people that have a big social following to do it? Is all media owned by ad agencies? I am going to go with yes…Sinead O’Connor has been under a rock or locked in a basement so long, she just doesn’t realize it…or maybe she does and this is her campaign… All this to say…this much Kardashian and Sinead thought..should warrant me being taken out back and shot for participating… The post Sinead O’Connor Seems into Kim Kardashian of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Ashley Tisdale is on some get married, get pregnant, biological clock is ticking kick, and it probably stems from the fact that she’s actually in her mid 30s, and not 25 like her fake age would make you think, it was all part of getting on High School Musical. She’s the Luke Perry of her teen TV show generation…at least according to someone who used to love all the “Ashley Tisdale UGLY Watch” posts I used to do – when the world was tricked into thinking she was hot thanks to good PR, even though everyone with eyes should be able to see she’s pretty minging – even her most loyal creepy fans who are obsessed with her… That said…she’s in an oversized shirt – and that to me is a 98 percent chance she’s knocked up like everyone else her age….especially after getting married, because they are traditional like that…even though everyone in Hollywood is a whore… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
The #1 rule of staring at attractive women in public is “NEVER get caught” because, if you do, you’ll forever be the thirstball caught slippin’ like everyone on this list. Hit the jump for a hilarious gallery of male celebs caught thirsting over women .
Candice Swanepoel did this campaign for WOOLWORTH….which where I am from was the kind of store that was designed for the poor, you know that smelled like white trash poverty, in a time when white trash wasn’t filled with mixed race babies…you know the Walmart of the generation, up on some discount K-Mart shit, and in being one of those mass merchandise, low grade, dollar store quality spots, they make enough money to pay top models to be in their campaigns, and top models take them money, because they don’t care about brand association, they care about money, as they are like everyone else, just a bunch of money grubbing whores… That said, I still like looking at Candice Swanepoel….in cheap shit jeans designed for obese Cheetos eating girls…or naked…
I am in Los Angeles, and like me, a lot of people in Los Angeles, don’t give a fuck about the Golden Globes or their bullshit parties you would think would put any other city in lock down. If anything, the rest of the world cares so fucking much about these bullshit self righteous things, you know events to celebrate people who have already won, in movies that are generally pretty devoid of any artistic merit, that the perception is that it is a bigger deal than it actually is….I blame the media and you should too. I didn’t crash any parties, I did get stuck in traffic cuz I took a wrong turn in front of the venue the event was at, accidentally, and I did watch 5 minutes of the bullshit to see that none of those white people thanked Jesus Christ their lord and saviour…. I saw the list of winners, they were all the expected choices, because I guess the Hollywood Foreign press is paid off by the same people, and really unless you were a winner last night and your career is going to turn the fuck around because of it, you have no real reason to care…. That said, the team in the stepFORUM did a round up of everything Golden Globes, so if you are into these over paid cunts in dresses thinking they are a big deal, you’ll love it. Here are some Golden Globes Cleavage Pics to Round Up the Globes of the Golden Globes and the Parties…because the speeches and winners don’t matters..but the titties do…. Sofia Vegara Vanessa Hudgens at Some Party – There’s No Way She Was At the Awards…. Taylor Swift Mila Kutcher Heidi Klum Kaley Cuoco Kate Mara Nina Dobrev Jenna Dewan-Tatum Kate Beckinsale… Kate Graham – Booty is Globes Too There are a hell of a lot more…so CLICK THIS LINK TO SEE A MEGA GOLDEN GLOBES ROUND-UP…I AM TALKING 20 PAGES OF PICS FROM EVERY PARTY, RED CARPET, ALL THINGS GOLDEN GLOBES