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Rihanna Looking Topless for Instagram of the Day

Rihanna posted this instagram pic of what reminds me of a pornstar posting a pic right after shooting a gangbang…all greasy and cummed on…ravaged and dirty…erotic….and amazing….but Rihanna’s not a pornstar…she’s a popstar…all wholesome in her weed smoking and nipple flashing…a woman who forgives people for their sins like she was Jesus and who posts her smut alongside versus from the bible…in what could easily be mistaken for on the verge of a breakdown…. Yesterday was a big day for Rihanna…she got the approval of the media…something I assume she already had…but really responded well too..because these stars need constant affirmations cuz My friends over at complex, Gave Her 7 Covers ….and she posted them too…. I guess this is the Rihanna update we all needed to go on living and I’m proud to be that messenger who saves lives…that would otherwise be insignificant.

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Rihanna Looking Topless for Instagram of the Day

Candice Swanepoel’s Puppy Pussy of the Day

The other day I did a post on Miley Cyrus Puppy Erotica because seeing a young girl with such a deep love for a puppy is the cutest thing ever….and I like to take cute things….chew them up and shit them out….by suggesting they are anything but innocent fun….it’s my thing…not to mention…you’re all a gang of perverts…and jerking off to a girl and her puppy is hardly the weirdest thing you’ve ever fucking done…. So I felt it was only natural to take two of my favorite things…things that remind me I have a soul….puppies…and Candice Swanepoel’s crotch…the crotch I would commit to for eternity…even though we already are commited….her crotch just doesn’t know it yet….

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Candice Swanepoel’s Puppy Pussy of the Day