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Scarlett Johansson for W Magazine of the Day

I have always thought that Scarlett Johansson was a sloppy, doughy, overrated, flat, 2 dimensional, always plays the same fucking person in all her bullshit actress….who really just got a lot of hype thanks to dudes being perverts and seeing the size of her tits, but never seeing her actual tits, made her exciting in a time when people cared about actors… Then she went off, had a kid, and like all these girls after the kid happens, their vagina gets ravaged and stared at by doctors…they try to regain their sex appeal….by doing fashion shoots like this…all full of openly spread legs….intense….and I dig it. The post Scarlett Johansson for W Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather – Celebrity Gossip, Hot Girls, Comedy, Good Times… .

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Miley Cyrus is Amazing of the Day

Here’s a little Miley in a red dress, showing what may be the outter lip of her vagina, because Miley doesn’t give a fuck…but probably not giving a fuck is part of her actually giving a fuck…so she can say and act like she doesn’t give a fuck…but if she really didn’t give a fuck, she’d probably be living in Idaho on the farm or some shit….not that it matters, I love Miley…she can do no wrong. Here’s some weirdo Miley Cyrus in panties, bare ass, with her titties taped up, looking amazing, because she is amazing, doing some high concept art film that I can masturbate to, because it’s got a little fishnet, a little bodnage, a little covering herself in random black paint, because she’s a hick and a racist….and really the highlight of it all for any Miley fetishist, is her mouth gagged so you don’t have to hear her voice ruin all the good about her, like that she’s tall, thin, long legged and hot as fuck… I am a fan of what she’s doing, whether it is authentic or not, it’s pushing limits and that’s better than what most of these assholes are doing… The post Miley Cyrus is Amazing of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather – Celebrity Gossip, Hot Girls, Comedy, Good Times… .

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Miley Cyrus Does the Rice Bucket Challenge of the Day

Miley Cyrus was challenged to do the Ice Bucket challenge, and putting her spin on it didn’t involve any vagina insertion, as you’d expect from seeing pics from her stage show, you know filling the leotard that hugs her labia so tightly that you can see her fucking uterus, but instead involved her mocking the whole thing, and/or asians by repurposing the campaign that you may find stupid, but that I approve of, because seeing these assholes dump shit on their heads instead of paying 100 dollars, is funny to me….by calling it the rice bucket challenge. And to think people say she’s an idiot… That said, here’s Rita Ora Doing It…In a Sports Bra..maybe a bit wetter and more erotic…

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Bieber is Jokes of the Day

To put this in context, Bieber is being interviewed about attacking the paparazzi, by the paparazzi lawyer, who in the event you didn’t know, are evil and represent evil. I know this because paparazzi lawyers come after me all the time and are on some fucking cash grab, always trying to squeeze money from every angle… So seeing Bieber, who has a ton of fucking money, all at a young age, is more famous than god, being interviewed and getting worked up, sarcastic and winking at the camera, is amazing. Don’t get me wrong, I am not a Bieber fan, he’s still a little pussy puppet used by Usher to cum in, but he’s got a great scam going on, and he fucks all kinds of hot girls, and more importantly, he’s rude to idiots who ask him questions, when sometimes you gotta be. I don’t know what Bieber is being hated on, I mean why should he be nice to these assholes who don’t know the difference between film and video, I wouldn’t be and either would you, especially when your piss is worth more than their yearly salary. I’m a Belieber.

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The Emmys Happned of the Day

Wow…I had no idea the Emmys were happening…or happened…because I am the worst celebrity blogger in the history of celebrity bloggers…but more importantly…I generally don’t give a fuck about any of this shit…and I am just more into mocking these assholes….because they aren’t as good as they think they are…and they aren’t as hot as they think they are…and they are paid a lot of fucking money and sucked up to by so many people who shouldn’t suck up to them…because they don’t deserve to be sucked up to…in this weird eco-system or micro society of fucking insanity…that makes no sense…but that the public eats up because the public are fucking retards…overworked, in debt and too tired to realize the lie… I mean they even have their own fucking award shows celebrating their lives and their work…even though their bank accounts and easy living should celebrate that shit enough for them…it’s so arrogant, pretentious, pompous and I hate everything about it.. The money that went into this…is money that could be applied to so many useful things…things that aren’t random awards for idiots who already won… They celebrated Heidi Klum, I mean really? What kind of award show is this shit… The highlight, as far as I’m concerned is this pic of Sarah Highland… CLICK HERE TO SEE ALL THE WINNERS AND ALL THE BITCHES IN DRESSES

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The Emmys Happned of the Day

Wow…I had no idea the Emmys were happening…or happened…because I am the worst celebrity blogger in the history of celebrity bloggers…but more importantly…I generally don’t give a fuck about any of this shit…and I am just more into mocking these assholes….because they aren’t as good as they think they are…and they aren’t as hot as they think they are…and they are paid a lot of fucking money and sucked up to by so many people who shouldn’t suck up to them…because they don’t deserve to be sucked up to…in this weird eco-system or micro society of fucking insanity…that makes no sense…but that the public eats up because the public are fucking retards…overworked, in debt and too tired to realize the lie… I mean they even have their own fucking award shows celebrating their lives and their work…even though their bank accounts and easy living should celebrate that shit enough for them…it’s so arrogant, pretentious, pompous and I hate everything about it.. The money that went into this…is money that could be applied to so many useful things…things that aren’t random awards for idiots who already won… They celebrated Heidi Klum, I mean really? What kind of award show is this shit… The highlight, as far as I’m concerned is this pic of Sarah Highland… CLICK HERE TO SEE ALL THE WINNERS AND ALL THE BITCHES IN DRESSES

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Rihanna’s Instagram Fun of the Day

Huge and totally uninteresting news…Rihanna or Chris Brown tweeted a picture of Rihanna in her underwear with Chris Brown at some Macy’s Perfume launch cuz she’s classy and cuz they both like all the attention they get in the media about it…that’s why they lied about the whole beating in the first place…shit it’s hollywood…I can’t tell movie make-up from the real fucking thing..and I trust none of these assholes…they have no souls and are puppets to make stupid money…manipulating the public is kind of a huge part of what they do…even if he did beat the fuck out of her, I guess she realized she deserved it, making their peace with each other….but still useless stupidities that I can separate myself from the evil that is them…to focus on what is important…and that is half nakedness.

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Oliva Munn Exploits Virgin, Gamer, Geek Losers of the Day

I don’t like Olivia Munn at all. I don’t think she’s hot. In fact, I know she’s not hot, but for some reason she’s got a small fanbase and that reason is her serious aggressive hustle. Bitch tries so fucking hard to get noticed, constantly trying to get featured in magazines and shit and it all started one day when she realized that virgin loser gamer geeks who can’t get pussy are pretty fucking loyal to Star Wars and other Geek shit, that means they’ll be loyal to a girl they think they can relate to. So she moved in on a fucking internet generation of people who can’t get laid and became the half naked, fun, cool in the eyes of virgin losers character and the whole thing is exploitative…. Today she posted this picture with this statement on twitter: Shooting Comicon skit this week… Why the hell does my costume have to be so tiny?!! Shit is like moving in on North America and telling the natives to take this bottle of whiskey and gasoline to huff in exchange for their land. Or like Europeans showing up on a beach in Africa and asking all the tribes people to get on a fucking boat at gunpoint to become workers in fields and shit. It’s like recruiting Asian immigrants and their dynamite skills to blow the fuck up when building the railroad…It’s like paying Mexicans 2 dollars a day to clean up after your bratty fucking kids… Virgin loser Geeks who are into comics, anime, computer games and other boring shit can’t control themselves when they see this shit and I think it needs to be stopped. They are going to give them a sensory overload and their brains are going to blow the fuck up, especially since they all they they have a chance with her if they don’t already think they are dating her because being accessible to losers is the only way an ugly chick can be confused for a hot chick….This will make them run out and rape the girl with Downs Syndrome down the street or someshit… So I am starting an End Oliva Munn campaign that I will probably forget about in a few hours because I tend to never think of this twat. Targeting virgin loser guys to be your fans, is like me targeting homeless teen runaways and offering them soup. It’s too fucking easy.

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Andy Richter Gets Groupie Ass of the Day

It turns out that when you are Andy Richter, ice cream eating moms with hot asses in yoga pants stop to say hi, even though you are a worthless irrelevant, fat fuck, who killed the Conan show because you’re Conan’s friend Conan felt sorry for and decided to give a second chance to, despite the original Conan sucking with Andy Richter and Conan really only seeing any success without Andy Richter, when Andy Richter was cocky and thought he didn’t need Conan anymore so moved onto being on sitcoms no one watched and eventually retiring, until Conan made the stupid decision to give him work on his new show, only to alienate Conan’s audience and making the shit fail, while making Conan a ton of money, but probably making him feel rejected, like when you bang a hot girl when she’s drunk and she never calls you back, but instead mails you 500 dollars to never tell a soul, knowing it happened is good, but knowing she pretends it didn’t and is willing to pay for the mistake to disappear kinda hurts….Not that I care – I think all these assholes make too much money for what they offer society, get too much pussy and don’t do enough to society to deserve it. It’s like they are pulling some insane scam we should all get in on but they won’t let us in cuz they don’t want the world to know how easy what they do is, so they keep the circle tightly closed….motherfuckers…. Pics via Fame

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