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Ashley Benson at the Hardware Store of the Day

Ashley Benson went to the hardware store…and some motherfucker went nuts with their iPhone and sold the pics to the paparazzi…or maybe this was the paparazzi that followed her into the hardware store…because seeing a dumpy bitch by tools, or supplies, to hang her fucking paintings in her million dollar home is erotic to them…it’s like she could hire someone to do it for her, but she’s normal, since 90 percent of people I talk to would have no fucking clue who she is, since Pretty Little Liars….reaches the demographic that kids and perverts who like kids are into… That said, I prefer when she’s tanning topless and the paparazzi get creepy pics …to hardware store creepy pics…even if nothing she does is that exciting…even starring in a much anticipated movie last year…wearing nothing but a bikini..didn’t get her viral..maybe she just needs to spend less time on home improvement and more time doing sit-ups… The girls in hardware stores I like are in short shorts, construction boots, crop tops and trying to get me to buy nails…this girl in a hardware store looks like a pregnant miserable welfare mom looking for supplies to make her nursery….up on some gender bending lesbian bullshit…it’s not cute… This kind of paparazzi shit – makes me laugh…TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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NIcki Minaj Doesn’t Cover her Ass To Promote Her New Single of the Day

Nicki Minaj is promoting her new single with this picture of her ass…because Nicki Minaj loves her ass, uses her ass to get as much attention as she can for her shitty music, which I guess is no different than what any girl on instagram does…I just know that the instagram ass rule is 70% of ass needs to be covered for it to be deemed appropriate – at least for the average person…but Nicki Minaj is famous, she doesn’t get reported, they need her on their platform to make it cool. Otherwise someone call start up PURGE-INSTAGRAM with no rules that only needs 10 celebrities to get into for instagram as a whole to crash and burn….it happened to Myspace..it will happen to these assholes. I believe… That said, for Nicki Minaj to cover 70 percent of her ass, she would require a lot of fabric that she probably doesn’t have available to her. In fact I think these are granny panties…that ass, as fun as it is to look at and to see her use to get more hits…is a birth defect instagram policies can’t hold against her….a birth defect I’d want to smother my face…as long as she’s not singing along..

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Lindsay Lohan: Police Are OUT TO GET ME!

Despite being a compulsive liar and having no one else to blame but herself for probably two-thirds of her problems, Lindsay Lohan remains convinced police are out to get her. Lohan, who is facing jail time for her most recent probation violation, is telling friends that the cops have a vendetta against her and will stop at nothing to bring her down. Best of all, Lindsay is STILL CLAIMING that she wasn’t driving when her Porsche slammed into a truck in June. Officials do not concur and will charge her with lying to police . LiLo claimed she was a passenger in her car, and that her assistant was the one who was actually driving and caused the Pacific Coast Highway Crash. Yet witnesses say she was in fact behind the wheel . Obviously. Lindsay is said to be “terrified” of going back to jail, especially since Judge Stephanie Sautner made it clear she would revoke her probation and send her ass back there. If she breaks the law again, that is. Sautner can revoke probation on mere suspicion – without having to wait for a conviction – of a crime, but it remains to be seen if she will. She’s tough, but fair after all. Lindsay says she’s done a good job obeying the law since her no contest plea in the jewelry heist case, which tells you a lot about her self-perception problems. Still, she plans to throw herself at the mercy of the court, supposedly, in an attempt to stay out of the pokey. What do you think: should Lindsay Lohan do hard time ?   Yes, that train wreck brat will never learn otherwise! No, quit trying to make an example out of her, haters! View Poll »

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Victoria Jackson on Obama Reelection: Evil FTW!

SNL alum and Tea Party member Victoria Jackson will see Donald Trump’s rant and raise you an extra dose of post-President Obama reelection bitterness. “America died,” she tweeted last night. “I can’t stop crying. America died.” Apparently displeased with the 2012 election results , she went on: “The Democrat party who voted God out of their platform and adopted Romans 1 as their platform won. In the Good vs. Evil Battle, today… evil won.” Jackson, a devout Christian, then did the Christian thing and ripped Christians. “Thanks a lot Christians, for not showing up. You disgust me,” she wrote. Amen?

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Victoria Jackson on Obama Reelection: Evil FTW!