I have an ongoing joke, with myself, because no one listens to me, and I talk to myself, that Haley Joel Osment, the star from The Sixth Sense, who I think was even Oscar Nominated, has gone on to become a woman, like Bruce Jenner, without all the marketing around it, because he was clever enough to realize no one cared about an awkward teenage boy, and but everyone cares about teenage girls, revealing himself as his “sister”…whatever the fuck her name is…who has gone onto have a solid career…and tits…really solid tits… It’s really a funny joke, to me..for myself..because no one listen to me and I talk to myself… So you just won’t get it… The post Haley Joel Osment, the Original Bruce Jenner, Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
There’s changing one’s look or appearance, and then there are these 13 celebrities, who became completely unrecognizable from how we once knew them. 13 Celebrities Who Became Unrecognizable 1. Lindsay Lohan Lindsay Lohan compared to what she looked like as a fresh-faced teenager, not even 10 full years ago? Pretty astounding and not in a good way. Either for a period in their lives, or for good ( Renee Zellweger’s face likely isn’t going back to its Bridget Jones version), this is stuff you couldn’t make up. Not even if you used all the makeup in the world. We can’t believe these dramatic transformations, especially among some stars who are still so young. Some celebs’ looks naturally change, of course, as they age from child teen stars to adults, so it’s unfair to say that doesn’t play at least some role here. This is part of why Renee Zellweger then and now photos shocked the Internet so much this week, though. Renee is 45, and the change was recent. Relatively speaking, the Zellweger we envision when we hear her name still looked more or less the same just a few years ago (see gallery below). The pressures of Hollywood are immense, though, whether it’s a problem with addiction or a question of trying to remain forever youthful looking. Either battle is a losing one, and some of the above side by side photo comparisons should serve as a cautionary tale regarding the dark side of fame. Some are just funny, though. Can you imagine Zooey Deschanel without her signature bangs? Louis C.K. with hair on his head but not on his face? A clean cut Zach Galifianakis? We didn’t think so. But the above gallery has all of them and more! Check it out, and for a look at what everyone’s talking about re: Renee, see below … Renee Zellweger Plastic Surgery Photos? See Her Changing Face 1. Renee Zellweger Then and Now Renee Zellweger in 2004 and 2014. Yes, that is actually the same person.
July marks the 20th anniversary of the release of Forrest Gump. The Tom Hanks film that’s come to be regarded as a modern classic was one of the biggest box office smashes of the 1990s and went on to win six Academy Awards, including Best Picture. Catchphrases such as, “Stupid is as stupid does,” and, “Life is like a box of chocolates,” are among the most oft-quoted lines in the history of cinema. While A-listers such as Tom Hanks and Sally Field remain very much in the public eye, we figured this milestone anniversary of the beloved film would be a good time to check in on what all of the principal players have been up to in the two decades since Forrest Gump first hit theaters: Forrest Gump Cast Photos 1. Tom Hanks Hanks has gone on to maintain his title as one of the most beloved and bankable stars in Hollywood. He’s now racked up an astonishing 5 Oscar nominations with 2 wins. Some of the film’s marquee names have gone on to reign supreme amongst critics and audiences alike (both Hanks and Fields have Oscars in the years since), while others quickly faded into obscurity (Remember Haley Joel Osment ?) But whatever turns their careers took in the years that followed, we’re sure all the cast crew of Gump regard the film as the most pleasant unexpected surprise of their careers. A cherry cordial amidst almond nougats, if you will.
I may not think Barbara Palvin is all that great, but it turns out, I appreciate staring at pics of her in a bikini, which may not be saying much for Barbara Palvin since I’ll watch any and all girls in a fucking bikini provided they have a vagina, which is actually even optional requirement, because with a proper tuck job, like they were Gisele Bundchen, and a tight body with decent tits, I can be fooled…in an out of sight out of mind situation. That’s not to say Palvin has a cock, even though it is assumed she did considering she was rumoured to have sex with Beiber and cock is the only way for him, but it is to say if she did, I’d probably still be trying to get a boner for her hot little body, that in person is probably a big body, because that’s just the kind of guy I am.
For those of you who don’t read the site, I have a theory that Haley Joel Osment has re-purposed himself as Emily Osment, because awkward child stars, who were Oscar Nominated, and loved the attention and praise at a young age, who got awkward and lost the praise by puberty, can be cleaver enough to know that as long as they have tits, a face and dick don’t matter…cuz guys will become fans, they will masturbate to your picture, and you’ll be back in the game, like you never got awkward… I could be wrong, but it’d be good if it was fact. It would make this girl’s story far more dramatic and worth noticing, something her cleavage makes me think she wants!!
