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Britney Spears Does a Runway Walk of the Day

Britney Spears is a perfect level of medicated and crazy….doing weird videos from her house to share with her fans…because she loves performing, being on camera, and thanks to the internet she can put this kind of shit together with little effort, some basic editing software…provided her family even let her use her own phone, they’d hate for her to cry for help, it would get in the way of their exploiting her for money for three decades at this point.. The post Britney Spears Does a Runway Walk of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Emily Ratajkowski Panties for Instagram of the Day

Emily Ratajkowski wore panties, and I guess it was such and event she felt the need to post it to instagram…maybe she was on her period, or maybe she didn’t have Kanye coming over to watch Netflix and cuddle as he does….or maybe just maybe…she knows a spread pussy shot could get her account on instagram deleted and she worked so hard getting her followers…by not wearing panties… Either way…someone out there likes this…when I prefer her nudes…and even those are boring as fuck…I predict her 15 minutes is up…but I’ve been wrong about these things before… The post Emily Ratajkowski Panties for Instagram of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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January Jones for Rhapsody Magazine of the Day

I am not a fan of January Jones, her stupid name, or even her tits…. I mean sure I appreciate any bitch who has an unwanted pregnancy and doesn’t sell out the sperm donor involved, because he paid her off and/or it will be detrimental to her image….while she can just use it instead as a marketing hook…that keeps the media interested in her… I just know that if knocked up a bitch, I’d want her to pretend it never happened and raise it like it was a fatherless bastard, because it is, even if I live down the street, or hall, just don’t get me involved, I’m busy drinking…and trying to fuck other girls… I guess I also tend to like any girl who is hyped up because of her tits, you know give her one reason to matter, and make that reason be her bra size. It’s just a perfect level of objectification that makes things feel like old times, when women were nothing by the host body of tits and pussy. Right? The post January Jones for Rhapsody Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Cassandra Dawn is Magical of the Day

One of my favorite girls is Cassandra Dawn and here she is in a shoot for Arman Thanvir She’s looking a perfect level of native American, that makes me want to rape and pillage a small village just to win her hand in marriage…meets tanned asian working the rice paddy fields of vietnam where I save her with a North American passport… You see, pictures of her inspire all kinds of things in me….99 percent of them very fucking sexual… What a babe…

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Haley Joel Osment Has Titties of the Day

For those of you who don’t read the site, I have a theory that Haley Joel Osment has re-purposed himself as Emily Osment, because awkward child stars, who were Oscar Nominated, and loved the attention and praise at a young age, who got awkward and lost the praise by puberty, can be cleaver enough to know that as long as they have tits, a face and dick don’t matter…cuz guys will become fans, they will masturbate to your picture, and you’ll be back in the game, like you never got awkward… I could be wrong, but it’d be good if it was fact. It would make this girl’s story far more dramatic and worth noticing, something her cleavage makes me think she wants!!

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Heidi Klum Wins at Instagram of the Day

Despite being a German freak who probably likes being shit on, with an army of kids from various fathers, one of whom was rumoured to have a penis the size of a wine bottle, and being in her 40s or 50s or god knows how old but old enough to have been around for almost as long as I can remember, being amazing to look at for as long as I can remember, in a “I bed she was bred in a German Human Testing Facility back in WWII, because there is no way this is real, human, or possible”…and she’s still got it, this time for Instagram where not only does she show us the scientific art that is her body, but also, the art that she’s made on her body, cuz she’s silly like that…a perfect level of silly that I think requires more nipple, but I’ll take what I can get… Either way, this is some feel good shit…smiles for everyone….

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