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Maria Sharapova for The Edit of the Day

Posted on August 25, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Maria Sharapova is what I like to think was at one point in her career the porn star of tennis, mainly because she would flash her fit ass in a little skirt like she was the Coppertone baby pin-up girl, grunting…and squealing…and sounding like she’s getting slammed harder than my neighbour when he fucks hookers with various household objects…that’s why I love tennis so much, not for it’s pompous classy….high society…white collar bullshit, but because it is perverted… That said, she’s old now, she’s not that hot, she’s in the candy business, and now she’s fashion modelling…for tennis perverts like me…and all I have to say is not enough crotchless…in her outfits, but that’s always the case.

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Anja Rubik is in Underwear for Mango of the Day

Posted on August 25, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Anja Rubik is some underwear model…I mean I doubt she’d want to be referred to as just some underwear model. She’s booked Victoria’s Secret and that’s some major campaign, that she probably likes to think makes her more important because it pays a lot of fucking money, and I guess it kind of does because when you get paid by those assholes and sign your life away, along with being prostituted to A-Listers who also get a certain level of fame…but to me…and based on these pics she’s just some underwear model. I prefer her Her fashion nudity…it’s a better hustle…but then again, I fucking hate any and all lingerie catalog pics…because besides a half naked girl…shit is a fail…but I guess the half naked girl makes it tolerable…like all things…even prison…if you’re not the one pretending to be the half naked girl…

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Kim Kardashian Fat Ass in Jeans of the Day

Posted on March 21, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t really like acknowledging the existence of Kim Kardashian, other than to laugh at how bad she fucks in her sex tape, yet shit got her to this level of fame…for doing nothing… I think her show represents all that is wrong in our society…I don’t think that necessarily makes her a bad person, it’s like take the money and run…but I do think that she doesn’t do any good with her visibility…See I don’t know her, she may be sweet and amazing, but what I see of her, is fucking devil work…and that devil may be her mom, who apparently has a sex tape coming out, but this bitch is an adult, so the devil lives in her… That said, I do like fat asses in tight jeans, no matter how many kids they have, no matter how jacked up their vaginas look in those jeans, no matter who they are on…because shit is comical, like a bad cartoon… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE TO GET HER SEX TAPE CLICK HERE

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Rosie Huntington Whiteley Instagram Creep of the Day

Posted on March 21, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Rosie Huntington Whiteley is a pretty great story of a model who was willing to get naked, being cast in a movie to prove Megan Fox was a talentless hack, only to go back to modelling, and launching her own collection of lingerie…because she’s a lingerie model so it makes sense…lingerie her bald headed, action star husband probably jerks off all over when not fucking other girls when they are apart, because like all bald dudes, even the rich ones, he probably likes to prove that when money, fame and fitness are factored in, bitches don’t seem to care about baldness….like they do with your baldness, you fat unemployed snob… All this to say…you life sucks.

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Heidi Klum Wins at Instagram of the Day

Posted on July 17, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Despite being a German freak who probably likes being shit on, with an army of kids from various fathers, one of whom was rumoured to have a penis the size of a wine bottle, and being in her 40s or 50s or god knows how old but old enough to have been around for almost as long as I can remember, being amazing to look at for as long as I can remember, in a “I bed she was bred in a German Human Testing Facility back in WWII, because there is no way this is real, human, or possible”…and she’s still got it, this time for Instagram where not only does she show us the scientific art that is her body, but also, the art that she’s made on her body, cuz she’s silly like that…a perfect level of silly that I think requires more nipple, but I’ll take what I can get… Either way, this is some feel good shit…smiles for everyone….

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Guy Strips a Girl on Spanish TV to Start the Day of the Day

Posted on July 21, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t know what’s going on in this video, but it’s supposed to be Spanish TV proving that it is better than American TV, where some dude rips off a girl’s dress and she runs off stage humilated, despite clearly being a whore hired for this stunt, because I’ve been in situations where I needed to rip off a girls clothes to get to her pussy and it never worked out this smoothly….She usually wakes up half way and bits my dick I’ve so gently placed in her mouth. Either way, I just woke up cuz I am a bum who spent my night doing blow, or what was supposed to be blow but may have been meth cut with baby powder cut with glass for all I fuckin’ know, on the roof of an apartment building with a couple other degenerates so give me a few minutes to regroup…and greet this day with anger and hate and while you do watch this Spanish Jerry Springer shit cuz it’s funny

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Whitney Port’s Big Ol’ Vagina Definition in Her Bikini of the Day

Posted on July 21, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Whitney Port brought her potato shaped vagina out to the pool because I guess she’s on vacation, from what, I don’t really know considering she gets paid to let cameras follow her around and stage drama like she’s still in high school. And that “work” that she does, confuses dumb bitches into thinking that’s what life is really like at a young age, making your life hell when you meet these young girls, seduce these girls, and start dating these girls when they get a little older and they aren’t down with a normal, peaceful, relaxed life because it’s not like that on The Hills, so the cunts start pulling stunts, and calling you up with bullshit all the fuckin’ time, making your life a fuckin’ hell, so in a lot of ways Whitney Port ruined your life, assuming you can seduce chicks, which I highly doubt, but I’m not too sure who or what ruined her vagina, that thing’s gaping and all she’s doin’ is standing the fuck up.

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